TruckerGB

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  Dingbat.

  by Englishman in

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  patitlm.

  englishman.

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  TruckerGB

  Forget the tit and palm. what is a tit, and where is your palm?. I'm nearly doing somersalts here, and its time for bed.
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  Dingbat.

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  patitlm.

  englishman.

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  TruckerGB

  You are so close FMZ,
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  Dingbat.

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  TruckerGB

  You are on the right lines FMZ, the only reason I am keeping quiet, is that I was at the same quiz as Englisman tonight.
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  Dingbat.

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  TruckerGB

  I know the answer, nah nah.
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  Old People Ask

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  ok, i was reading the awake article thread, and i thought, we have "yound people ask" but no "old people ask" so what about some article titles for the old?.

  old people ask: "why has the new system been *just around the corner* for over 100 years?".

  old people ask: "why didn't i save for my retirement?".

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  TruckerGB

  Why is it, that these days, come midnight, all that I am interested in is a mug of cocoa.
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  Does anyone know how to microwave eggs?

  by ball. in

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  does anyone know how to microwave eggs?.

  i tried looking it up on the internet but without luck.

  i've been told you can pierce a hole in the shell so they don't explode, but even so, i wouldn't know how long to cook them for.

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  TruckerGB

  They do still have their shells on, I hasten to add
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  Does anyone know how to microwave eggs?

  by ball. in

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  does anyone know how to microwave eggs?.

  i tried looking it up on the internet but without luck.

  i've been told you can pierce a hole in the shell so they don't explode, but even so, i wouldn't know how long to cook them for.

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  TruckerGB

  Hve you guys never heard of the instant breakfast.

  When you crawl out of bed in the morning, and head for the kettle, insead of just putting the kettle on, throw an egg in it, then switch it on.

  The time the kettle takes to boil, the egg will be done, just hoik it out of the kettle, fill the tea mug, and there you go.
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  First France, now England - charitable status?

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  first france - now england?.

  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3852007.stm.

  charity reports 'not transparent'.

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  TruckerGB

  Hmmm, What a suprise, not!.
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  Do you fear death?

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  the ultimate test of our existence: termination.. i don't fear death...no reservations, no nightmares.. craig

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  TruckerGB

  The advantage of death.

  1.hopefully one dosn't have to get out of bed on a Monday morning.

  My fear of death.

  Will I be let out to the pub on Saturday night.
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  Digestive Biscuits.

  by Englishman in

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  plain?.

  with milk chocolate?.

  with dark chocolate?.

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  TruckerGB

  Oh yes, looking forward to seeing you matey.