Posts by AuntConnie

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AGM 5 OCTOBER 2013 (UNOFFICIAL RUMORS)

by WatchTower87 in

- 23 day to go .. annual meeting unofficial rumors.

- new bible.

- new nwt (revision).

AuntConnie

WallsofJerico, love that photo of yours! Which Governing Body member would come off the scariest over a giant screen like that? I know I was not suppose to watch "V" (too much thinking for a husband who worship's Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable guy). Educational movies are shunned for good old country entertainment like "The Three Traveling Jesus Loving Redneck Tour or The Blue Comedy Tour". He shunned me for watching demonic movies like "The Matrix", "Unbreakable" "Sixth Sense", "The Village" and hot Brad Pitt in "Fight Club and Meet Joe Black"

Annual Meetings is going to explain the Organization need's everyone to send in all their retirement money and savings accounts. To brothers and sisters really poor, sell your prescription pain medications and get thirty-cents on the dollar for your EBT card to send money ASAP. This is a once in a life chance to donate dirty, wordly and sleezy money to fight off all the sneaky legal representives suing Jehovah's Organization. By donating all your money now, the Slave will give send everyone a single "Super Lotto Ticket" for each $100 donation. This is the paradise of winnings you have been looking for! Imagine if every JW won the same Lotto for $100,000,000 divided by 1,000,000 from divine will, that's serious cash and bragging rights to all the big givers.

The Annual Meeting is going to beg for more money, a new program modeled after the Catholic Church will provide a signed certificate of protecion from Jehovah's Slave. Large donations will provide a "Ink Mark" on all your wayward family, protection from the Big A because you trusted in Jehovah's Slave using your unrighteous riches by covering legal fees and dump fees, cost of literature and new apartment complexes for all Jehovah's servants who are still serving him until their last breath, than we can move them out as quick for a new couple on the "dwelling waiting list". The Organization is going to ask you to take in Missionaries, COs, DOs who abandoned their worldy family to care for you. Now in their time of need, the worldy family is telling the faithful servants "get out of her now before I call the cops!"

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We Cleaned Out A Hoarding Pioneer's House and Discovered Boxes of Lies! What To Do?

by AuntConnie in

i was doing some mild cleaning for one of the local hoarding witness sisters; her house was going to be condemned so we all got together trying to get her house in order because she does not have any worldly family willing to speak to her.

some of the friends decided they would try to guilt her family, her family was very blunt when they said to tell their sister to tell the stealing bitch to go and f-yourself!.

i got in touch with one of her local family members and he was more peaceful and explained why all his family members hated her.

AuntConnie

Very good repsonses Lisa Maria and Skeeter. Hoarding is a mental illness I wish upon nobody, it's a sad affliction for the kids of the parents or parents of a child hoarder. JWN never fails to bring out the creme of the crop, thank you for understanding we are limited by legal constraints what a Hoarder is willing to allow us to help them with. Hoarders have called the police on people trying to help them clean up their foul homes only to have those same police vacant them from their premises!

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So are Republicans now openly terrorists?

by Simon in

they seem determined to undermine the us democracy and shut the government down hurting employees and veterans.. what a despicable bunch, hope they get their asses kicked for what they are doing..

AuntConnie

ADCMS,

May I ask you, what does the Right have in common with Christianity? Christians of the Westboro Baptist mindset are backers of these trolls, I am curious why people have no altruism. When I hear Atheist and Agnostics preaching for healthcare for the poor and Far-Right Christians against health-care for the poor, I wonder if I died and went to Limbo. This world of Limbo is a place where you can pound the poor into the ground, pay them slave wages and get away with it. If a worker get's his arms cut off, you can pay them $15,000 (Texas) and walk away from any responsiblity. I had a dream where Atheist and Agnostics were preaching for healthcare parity,why are the believers so uncaring?

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We Cleaned Out A Hoarding Pioneer's House and Discovered Boxes of Lies! What To Do?

by AuntConnie in

i was doing some mild cleaning for one of the local hoarding witness sisters; her house was going to be condemned so we all got together trying to get her house in order because she does not have any worldly family willing to speak to her.

some of the friends decided they would try to guilt her family, her family was very blunt when they said to tell their sister to tell the stealing bitch to go and f-yourself!.

i got in touch with one of her local family members and he was more peaceful and explained why all his family members hated her.

AuntConnie

Zoos, twenty years ago two counties were told not to allow a very twisted couple to get magazines from anyone. They both were clinically insane, that's not the problem or we would have less people pushing magazines if we required a sense of mental well-being or a sanity test from our friends.

Brother and Sister Lumpskin were getting the magazines and asking the public for $5 for a $.25 magazine and they would scream at people passing by like the aggressive vagrants who get in your face and follow you three blocks until you throw them a buck. The elders had to pick them up from the Police station after brother L sprayed a few dogs with Mace and told the householder if he ever messes with him "He will cut his throat like he did to those Nazi's in WW2!".

You can't blame the elders for the condition Hoarders put themselves in. The friends try and try and try to help people by cleaning only to find the stupid fools are bringing back the cat litter and bags of dirty Depends back inside because they fear something valuable is missing from their house. The brothers and sisters tried hard with "Sister Hoarder", you can ask other elders and sisters who are fighting to keep some of these people from being put in a mental hospital for good. Watch the show "Hoarders" and it will bring you some perspective, it's a mental illness and this sister is starting to build up her clutter after a month, some sisters went by and threw out some filthy shit.

The elders try their best but some of the friends after countless interventions, it's time to stop wasting time and allow them to be instituionalized. It might seem calloused to anyone who has never walked through a trailer with cat, dog and human excrement, underwear with human urine and rot stinking of the home. The sisters and elders who spearheaded several projects are doing their best.

About the waste of the magazines, brother Gofus the literature servant still has magazines coming in for a brother and sister who died years ago. The Hindi and Farsi magazines this couple were getting are stacked high of two years worth, the Organization needs competent men handling the literature and know who is actually coming to the Kingdom Hall. What a concept, try to get to know who is attending your Kingdom Hall so your not ordering magazines, year-books and "Examining the Scriptures", Calenders" for friends long dead!

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Actual JW comment on "daily Text"

by AuntBee in

"with everything that is going on in this world it really is wonderful to be spiritually awake!

the world is groping for answers to solve their problems.

jehovah is revealing to us what is about to happen.

AuntConnie

"With everything that is going on in this world it really is wonderful to be spiritually awake! The world is groping for answers to solve their problems. Jehovah is revealing to us what is about to happen. So lift your heads up because your deliverance is near!!" Aunt Bee

A happy Witness! I think most are not happy because of the New Light pushing "The End" further into time. JWs Say The Darnest Things! Now get this, out in service I am working with one brother who try's to pretend he is some kind of Greg Stafford or Hal Fleming or Heinz or Furari. Now you have to get the feel for our car-group, we have the circuit-overseer sitting in the back looking out into space when brother Zombie said according to Nomstradamus, we might see "The End in the year 3535". Quick to correct false thinking the circuit overseer explained "as Jehovah's Witnesses, we don't go around making predictions like Nomstradamus did and "The End" will be here shortly, the world's birth pains are telling us the baby is almost born!"

Also the CO said that Nomstradamus got his dates from Satan, no other explanation!

Think of all the intelligent conversations you are missing by fading from the Brotherhood, it's a blast!

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So are Republicans now openly terrorists?

by Simon in

they seem determined to undermine the us democracy and shut the government down hurting employees and veterans.. what a despicable bunch, hope they get their asses kicked for what they are doing..

AuntConnie

Slimboy, anyone ever tell you, you are very sexy? You write like a real man does!

Simon you care about people below the Country line, I love Canada and her people. Simon is it true Canadians don't call their bankers "Pieces of shit", "Turds coming back for another round of flushing", "Money grubbing carpet bagging con-men"?

How come the United States was unable to con our Canadian friends ino buying all their garbage? Canada probably spends more money on their people instead of war and paying top prices for drugs. We have social medicine here called "Medicare" for the disabled and elderly, the V.A. is trying to pass the buck on their wounded soliders here now, doctors are getting paid to tell soldiers they don't have P.T.S.D. after watching their fellow solider get blown into pieces before his very eyes. How could scraping your Sargents flesh off your face and coughing out his blood cause stress? The Republicans are trying to destroy the V.A. Hospitals and deny the soliders their just dues. What the fuck is wrong with these fuckheads?

Can we get the ultra-right to debate Robert Reich, he makes solid arguments for paying people above $9.00 a hour so they are not stuck asking for Food Stamps but that would cause great discomfort to the top 1% who make their money from interesting methods of "Carry Interest" like sexy Mitt Romney did. Mitten's is still pissed off the last Great White Hope was eliminated because his message about the 47% from the heart came into the publics ears!

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An Elder Reads CoC !!

by TTATTelder in

i have recently joined the site.

i was just appointed an elder this summer.

i started discovering the ttatt (the truth about the truth) last year after putting a few things together myself concerning the leadership and then doing some research online.. i really enjoyed jwfacts.com, jwsurvey, and others.

AuntConnie

Imagine being stuck in a religion you no longer believe in, you are following your husband's dreams because that's the only group of friends you ever had and will know. The fear of picking up a book by Ray Franz is scary when I already know this is not the truth. It's obvious by the lying games elders play, I was part of a group of women who were going to hire a stripper for a girl's bridal shower. Ask yourselves, what kind of elders wives would help the wives of the ministerial servants try to hire a stripper to teach them how to do nasty things? That's what you are getting yourself out of once you begin to leave this Cult! The diseased minds running the local to headquarters don't need Ray Franz's books when it's all right before your eyes if you are able to open them up!

Ministerial Servants taking kids to Metelllica concerts or Pioneers who follow Heavy Metal artist like groupies. One elder was complaining about his son who has been following seven different Heavy Metal bands since 1989, he and his Pioneer wife dress up like Satan's little heavy-metal rock-stars for the night. These are the same freaks that will get up on the platforum and warn you from listening to music, tell you how bad worldy entertainment is. Some of the families are allowing teenagers to drink until their tipsy and the sexual issues are bigger than ex-JWs can even imagine. We are starting to implode from the center to the top, the rampant abuse and hatred we feel towards each other is obscene. Do you really need COC when the wickedness is all around you, just open your eyes in your Kingdom Hall and if you do say you saw something the elders will bury you and force you to leave their Kingdom Hall ASAP! I will read this book, I would not mind divorcing the man who use to lock me in my room for hours and has spent all our retirement money because he does not like to work. Jehovah's Witnesses are not Christians, I heard Ray Franz was a Christian so is that book really relevant to a Jehovah's Witness since do not practice the qualities of Christ?

My husband has forced me to hang around with a Pedophile because the local circuit has black-balled this creep! So, imagine how fucked up my life is, my best friend is suppose to be my husband and he think's its a good idea for us to socialize with a pedophile who confessed to all his sins. Who need's Crisis of Conscience when you have a fucked up husband like mine who is in line for being the next Circuit Overseer?

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We Cleaned Out A Hoarding Pioneer's House and Discovered Boxes of Lies! What To Do?

by AuntConnie in

i was doing some mild cleaning for one of the local hoarding witness sisters; her house was going to be condemned so we all got together trying to get her house in order because she does not have any worldly family willing to speak to her.

some of the friends decided they would try to guilt her family, her family was very blunt when they said to tell their sister to tell the stealing bitch to go and f-yourself!.

i got in touch with one of her local family members and he was more peaceful and explained why all his family members hated her.

AuntConnie

I was doing some mild cleaning for one of the local Hoarding Witness Sisters; her house was going to be condemned so we all got together trying to get her house in order because she does not have any worldly family willing to speak to her. Some of the friends decided they would try to guilt her family, her family was very blunt when they said to tell their sister to “Tell the Stealing Bitch to Go and ‘F-yourself’!”

I got in touch with one of her local family members and he was more peaceful and explained why all his family members hated her. It all started when “Sister Hoarder” was supposed to take care of her dying mother and decided to rip off her sickly Mom’s last bits of savings. Hoarder spent all Mom’s medication money and burial expenses on shit for herself; she emptied her Mom’s account dry so she had no funds left to pay for any of her medications while battling cancer. The mother died of a broken a heart, not so much of all her money getting stolen but the fact that her daughter was so sneaky and evil she was willing to take Mom’s last bucks set aside for anti-nausea and pain medications so she could eat out every night until Mom’s funds were gone. The worldly family members chipped in and had to pay out of their own pocket to get Mom her cremation. Sister Hoarder stopped coming around to visit her mother once all the funds had disappeared! I apologized to her brother and said I agree they should let “Sister Hoarder” burn in hell! I was livid she lied to the congregation to get free help so she would not be kicked out of her house she was not willing to lift a finger herself. I put the word out what I learned and soon the help slowed down and the due date for the land-lord to review her house came and he evicted her! The elders were not going to take action because sister hoarder was out in service for long hours each day and placed the most magazines in the circuit and the audience loved her parts and demons on Special Day Assemblies.

Some of the friends felt guilty and took almost everything from her house after she agreed it was better to gut her house instead of living in some type of institution. The dump truck came and loaded up all her trash, anything that looked valueless was tossed in the trash. When we went to the dump, the truck emptied all its stuff and Watchtowers and Awakes’ by the thousands were flying all over the place. This crazy old bat claimed she was placing one hundred magazines of the Watchtower and Awake stuck them in her garage. She had more books than a Watchtower Semi-Truck delivering to a Convention, it was all a lie! When the dump trucks were done emptying all her items, I took a few photos of thousands of Watchtowers and Awakes the lying bitch claimed she placed each month. Will the Governing Body back out all those placements as fraudulent placements? Soon the seagulls showed up checking out the old buckets of KFC and other rotting goodies Sister Hoarder left behind! Than I thought of a great part, how could we make such a horrible lie make the Witnesses regain their faith in Sister Hoarder the Special Pioneer?

I thought of some half-cocked story how a Seagull gets a Watchtower stuck to his leg and fly’s off in the direction of Hobo-Alley, the poor Hobo take’s the time to help get this trash off the Seagull and the Hobo read’s the Magazine “When Will Poverty and Hunger End?”. Harry the Hobo think’s this is a message from God, God sent this Seagull to deliver a divine message. Harry locates the Jehovah’s Witnesses and tells them how this Seagull carried what he was looking for. Harry never had a house, he’s been homeless and his Jehovah Witness family disowned him years ago because he never wanted the Truth and now Harry realizes that God has a plan for him. God is going to give Harry a new home and he will never want for food once the Paradise Earth becomes a reality. Harry is baptized after six months and his JW family still doesn’t trust him because they think he is using religion as a scam to pretend he is religious and the local Hall who brought him into the Truth will find out the truth about Harry once they get to know him! Time passes on and Harry becomes a elder and his family now hate him even more because the Congregation he belongs to think they are heartless bitches and dicks and the hatred of this loving religions grows and grows because of the Seagull from God!

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looking for quote about research own religion

by Aussie Oz in

i am looking for some sort of quote to show the kids that its ok to investigate their own religion.

something from a recent book or watchtower would be great!.

like... nothing to fear, we have nothing to hide, truth can stand investigation, make sure of it foryourself sort of thing i guess!.

AuntConnie

Hi Auzzie,

Your key to this mystery is to look up all the publications the Watchtower Society has printed to a Islamic audience. Everything the Watchtower Society has written geared toward Muslims asked the reader to review their own religion to make sure it's true to the founder of their faith's ideas.

The Brochure "Submission" for Islamic followers has got to be the biggest forked-tongue brochure I read, they beg the children of the Prophet to do their duty and research all religious backgrounds of their childhood and make sure lies and falsehoods were not told or covered over. What? Has the Watchtower Society ever told lies and covered over their misdeeds with falsehoods, why can't Witnesses do the same things the Slave want's the world to do?

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So are Republicans now openly terrorists?

by Simon in

they seem determined to undermine the us democracy and shut the government down hurting employees and veterans.. what a despicable bunch, hope they get their asses kicked for what they are doing..

AuntConnie

"Keep Government Out Of My Medicare" "Keep Government Out Of My Social Security"

Simon those are actually Tea-Party Slogans and bumperstickers on Tea-Bagging citizens, did Social medicine destroy Canada with it's robust economy?

I like the new Ads being shown, some size 50 underwear my Pumpkin might be able to fit into! Hoorah!