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  Racist Air

  by Tobyjones262 in

  1. social
  2. current

  so now whites are to blame for pollution.

  lol these idiot libtards are pushing trump for the win every day.

  so all whites are to blame if one factory owner is white but a black who runs a drug cartel whites are still to blame.

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  TerryWalstrom

  Comedian Russell Peters (probably because he is NOT White and is a minority)
  has built his entire routine around the most (ordinarily) insensitive, racially insensitive observations possible.
  He stands in a unique position as an observer of ethic and gender foibles.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmI4LP-9a8o
  
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  White People parenting
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gD1woa_Cbw
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  Terry's Recipe of the Day : Vegetarian Pancakes

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  terry's recipe of the daybreakfast: vegetarian pancakes!.

  1. free range banana (sliced)2. a euthanized egg white (no embryo)3. kosher pancake mix4.

  hard cold water from freshly wiped faucet5.

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  TerryWalstrom

  Google solveth all problems (except for the management of Google)
  Google search: "pecavvi" = "Commander Charles Napier's orders had been to put down the rebels in Sindh Province, but he he greatly exceeded his mandate and conquered the entire Province.
  Napier was supposed to have dispatched to his superiors the short, notable message, "PECAVVI", the Latin for "I have sinned" (which was a pun on I have Sindh).
  
  When I was in Jr. High School I used to take 16 new words (new to me, anyway) from my dictionary each day and memorize them to increase my vocabulary for the purpose of being able to read difficult books and someday become a writer.
  One of my vocabulary words was the latin "Pecavvi".
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  Terry's Recipe of the Day : Vegetarian Pancakes

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  terry's recipe of the daybreakfast: vegetarian pancakes!.

  1. free range banana (sliced)2. a euthanized egg white (no embryo)3. kosher pancake mix4.

  hard cold water from freshly wiped faucet5.

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  TerryWalstrom

  As the Catholics are heard to utter in the confessional booth, "Pecavvi" and as Charles Napier was heard to exclaim as well.
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  Terry's Recipe of the Day : Vegetarian Pancakes

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  terry's recipe of the daybreakfast: vegetarian pancakes!.

  1. free range banana (sliced)2. a euthanized egg white (no embryo)3. kosher pancake mix4.

  hard cold water from freshly wiped faucet5.

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  TerryWalstrom

  
  
  
  Terry's RECIPE of the DAY
  Breakfast: Vegetarian pancakes!

  1. Free range banana (sliced)
  2. A euthanized egg white (no embryo)
  3. Kosher pancake mix
  4. Hard cold water from freshly wiped faucet
  5. Coat Wok with Olive oil
  (Virgin Olive oil only or Olives in a committed consensual relationship)
  
  Note: only interior of Wok should be coated. You idiot!

  Mix - repeat
  Heat Wok to 275 degree Fahrenheit
  
  Pour batter lovingly with Diversity of motion into hot Wok
  
  Lift Wok and jostle it in a circular motion until a perfect
  circle of spread batter appears.

  Wait for a diversity of bubbles to surface.
  
  Flip the flapjack. (or alternately: flap the flip jack) or just turn the damned pancake over.

  Pre-coat a red dinner platter (proxy for Breakfast plate) with
  a 3 millimeter thickness of MS. Butter-worth's Original syrup.
  
  

  Place pancake centered (equidistant from edges) on appropriated platter.
  Garnish with lawn trimmings.

  Seat yourself in a Fung Shui governed spatially arranged
  location and listen for the sound of one lip smacking.

  Eat the damn thing and do the frickin' dishes.

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  YOU'RE WELCOME
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  Speed Trap

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  speed trap (1970).

  i was driving back from a music gig in austin when i hit one of those sneaky highway speed traps.. back then the speed limit on the interstate was 55 mph.. well--suddenly for a quarter mile--it wasn't.. how do i know that?the patrolman who stopped me was kind enough to inform me...as he bid me follow him...to the local justice of the peace...to pay my $50 fine...or else i'd go to jail.. looking back on that episode in my life--i handled it with less wisdom than i now possess.for one thing, i was a bit insensitive.the justice was older than god's socks.

  he may well have been animatronic (you know, like at disneyland).he was deafer than beethoven.. "your honor, there was no reduce speed sign posted along the hi---"he kept interrupting me to ask if i wanted to pay cash or personal check.my remedy was to talk louder.. "your honor, there was...etc".

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  "reasonable and prudent" sounds very George Bush-ian :)
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  My conversation with the "Fixer" attorney for Pentecostal TV evangelists

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i had occasion to chat with a man who was the attorney for a large cabal (all related by blood) of pentecostal tv evangelists.

  how it came about was as follows.i was finishing my first book about my stint in prison as a jw (i wept by the rivers of babylon)and a man in a suit walked over and asked me what i was working on.he said he'd seen me every day and got curious.i told him.he jumped at the chance to unburden at that point.in the course of our conversation, he opened my eyes to a great many things, not the least of which was the poisonous inevitability of larceny which comes with being a spokesman for god's 'truth.

  'he described the process.

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  Gene was as close as you get to an honest hypocrite :)
  
  
  That "bag man" attorney was in genuine fear of his life; or it seemed so to me.
  There was no way he could disguise the information by writing under a pseudonym. Only one source would have access and the finger would point to him.
  Sooooo....
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  Electrocuting Jehovah's Witnesses

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-47419918/russian-jehovah-s-witnesses-claim-state-tortured-them.

  russian jehovah's witnesses claim state tortured them.

  in northern russia, seven men have come forward to claim they were tortured by police because of their religious views.

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  https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-47419918/russian-jehovah-s-witnesses-claim-state-tortured-them

  Russian Jehovah's Witnesses claim state tortured them

  In northern Russia, seven men have come forward to claim they were tortured by police because of their religious views. The men are all Jehovah’s Witnesses. Their organisation was banned by Russia’s Supreme Court in 2017 as extremist and dozens of Jehovah’s Witnesses have since been detained across the country.

  Officials in Surgut initially denied the reports of torture, but now say they will investigate. President Vladimir Putin has called the prosecution of Jehovah’s Witnesses ‘utter nonsense’ and asked the Supreme Court for clarification on how the law is applied.

  BBC correspondent Sarah Rainsford reports.

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  I HATE JW funerals

  by jws in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  jw funeral last night.

  it was about half an hour from start to finish.

  they opened with basic facts about the person.

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  I wrote this after the last JW funeral I attended when my best friend (JW) died.
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  I DON'T LIKE FUNERALS

  
  
  I don’t think I cadaver bring myself to cheer a casket

  I ignore funeral requests, (you shouldn’t even ask it)

  Of corpse, it's fun to lift a few--if friends are sad--I’ll cheer them

  But once old chums have been embalmed--I won’t be going near them!

  
  

  When all is said, a suicide is simply sad and sorry

  I say, “Heave ho-- he’s gotta go” and then we’ll throw the party.

  I’ve got no urge to hum a dirge or set their ashes on the sill

  I’m asking where the cash is and-- “Am I in his will?”

  
  

  His epitaph might make me laugh: “I told them I was sick”

  One chuckle or a snicker at a funeral? I’m a dick!

  A photo is a no-no even if the Wake band rocks

  Ain’t nuthin healthy ‘bout a selfie with a stiff who’s in a box

  
  

  I don’t dig graves or funerals--I’m just the sort who worries

  I’ll have to give the eulogy or visit mortuaries.

  It’s all just way too scary when they bury poor old Fred

  I guess I’ve watched too many seasons of the Walking Dead.

  
  

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  I DON'T LIKE FUNERALS
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  Speed Trap

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  speed trap (1970).

  i was driving back from a music gig in austin when i hit one of those sneaky highway speed traps.. back then the speed limit on the interstate was 55 mph.. well--suddenly for a quarter mile--it wasn't.. how do i know that?the patrolman who stopped me was kind enough to inform me...as he bid me follow him...to the local justice of the peace...to pay my $50 fine...or else i'd go to jail.. looking back on that episode in my life--i handled it with less wisdom than i now possess.for one thing, i was a bit insensitive.the justice was older than god's socks.

  he may well have been animatronic (you know, like at disneyland).he was deafer than beethoven.. "your honor, there was no reduce speed sign posted along the hi---"he kept interrupting me to ask if i wanted to pay cash or personal check.my remedy was to talk louder.. "your honor, there was...etc".

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  Perhaps you meant 1974?

  That's when Nixon passed the 55 mph speed limit.
  
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  Speed Limit History

  • The speed limit was increased in 1963 from 60 mph to 70 mph. In 1963 there were 2,729 persons killed in traffic accidents statewide. The number increased to 3,006 persons killed in 1964.
  • The speed limit was decreased to 55 mph in 1974. In 1973 there were 3,692 persons killed. That number decreased to 3,046 in 1974.
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    https://www.safemotorist.com/Texas/Roads/speed.aspx
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    Looks like it might have been 70 at the time, if I read this right.
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  My conversation with the "Fixer" attorney for Pentecostal TV evangelists

  by TerryWalstrom in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i had occasion to chat with a man who was the attorney for a large cabal (all related by blood) of pentecostal tv evangelists.

  how it came about was as follows.i was finishing my first book about my stint in prison as a jw (i wept by the rivers of babylon)and a man in a suit walked over and asked me what i was working on.he said he'd seen me every day and got curious.i told him.he jumped at the chance to unburden at that point.in the course of our conversation, he opened my eyes to a great many things, not the least of which was the poisonous inevitability of larceny which comes with being a spokesman for god's 'truth.

  'he described the process.

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  TerryWalstrom

  Constituents with Money contribute to campaigns with implicit agreements of a "hearing ear and positive outcome."
  The chances of stopping the gravy train are zero.
  
  Local preachers have a better chance than National evangelicals because too many upcoming prosecutors want to make a name for themselves.
  
  Still--it is rare to have National scandal.