Britboy,
Do you like to ride in the front or the back? Oooor are you one of those who will ride in the middle?
TimB
hey posters!.
i decided that seeing as though i was unfairly left out of the flame wars... my name was not mentioned... no not even once... and i gather this was because i have not harrassed anyone on this board!
soooo this morning i started emailing a few of the ladies sexually harrassing them... this i found to be a long winded process so i figured it would be easier to post a communal post that sexually harrasses all the ladies in the forum!!!!.
Britboy,
Do you like to ride in the front or the back? Oooor are you one of those who will ride in the middle?
TimB
hey posters!.
i decided that seeing as though i was unfairly left out of the flame wars... my name was not mentioned... no not even once... and i gather this was because i have not harrassed anyone on this board!
soooo this morning i started emailing a few of the ladies sexually harrassing them... this i found to be a long winded process so i figured it would be easier to post a communal post that sexually harrasses all the ladies in the forum!!!!.
Lilacs,
Although I offer it at no cost to you it does cost to create such a place and I will gladly accept any donations you feel like making.
TimB
http://www.bossmonster.com/games/antcity.html .
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check this site out, it's cool!!!
Did anyone else notice that the cars were on the wrong side of the road.....?
hey posters!.
i decided that seeing as though i was unfairly left out of the flame wars... my name was not mentioned... no not even once... and i gather this was because i have not harrassed anyone on this board!
soooo this morning i started emailing a few of the ladies sexually harrassing them... this i found to be a long winded process so i figured it would be easier to post a communal post that sexually harrasses all the ladies in the forum!!!!.
My body IS an amusement park. Anyone want a ride?
TimB
i cut and pasted from just jw's on msn...i will post the link, however, if you are not a member you cannot link in...somehow i got accepted!.
http://64.4.8.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=en&lah=8c41521583fca644a4e2d0ee2c43f5b4&lat=1015435130&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fcommunities%2emsn%2eco%2euk%2fjustjws.
the jehovahs-witness.com site is not a jehovah's witness site.
I love that post by Cerilia......just shows you that you will believe what you want. I'll bet she didn't think that it might have been SATAN giving them the ice cream because he was glad they quit preaching.
TimB
i've argued before in this forum that mark wanted to have jesus seem to be the messiah whose existence he believed--or pretended to believe--was prophesied, foreshadowed, or prefigured, by persons and events found in scripture, so he scoured the writings of the prophets for these stories, and adapted them to fit jesus.
i believe the striking parallels below show almost conclusively that mark's story about jesus stilling the storm was adapted from jonah, and is fictional.. in jonah, a violent storm threatens a ship on which jonah sleeps, so mark made a violent storm threaten a ship on which jesus sleeps.
in jonah, the apprehensive sailors waken jonah and question his cavalier attitude toward the danger, so mark made his boat's captain apprehensive also, and had him, too, waken jesus and question him about his seeming lack of concern.
Maybe Mark didn't have the brains to come up with an original story. Kinda like the similarities between the story of Lot offering his daughters to a mob of angry gays and the story of the guy who gave his concubine to a mob of angry gays.
Don't you see how the bible writers used traditional stories, already accepted, to get people to accept some even more outlandish stories?
TimB
this thread is dedicated to all of the horny stud's out there who think with their penis: "big breasts, nice ass, i wanna mound her, blah, blah, blah...." i suppose then this would include ever man in the entire world, as horny as they are, just thinking about one thing and one thing only, sex...not that sex is a bad thing, sex is very nice, except maybe if you're a single jw, then your hand is your personal best friend.
but even so, they still think of sex, they just won't admit to it, or have lost the key to their chastity belt.
when a man see's a nice looking woman, what's the first thing they think about: "wow, wonder what she looks like naked", not "i bet she has a wonderful personality.
I've been so sick I can't even think about sex.........But I think sex would make me feel better.
TimB
did you ever hear that your ears and nose continue growing?
ever notice how big the old men's ears and nose gets?
one study showed that they grow 0.22mm per year.
Did you ever hear that your ears and nose continue growing? Ever notice how big the old men's ears and nose gets? One study showed that they grow 0.22mm per year. At that rate Methuselah's ears would have been 8.3 inches long. Can you say.....DUMBO.
TimB
the highlight of a recent business trip to texas - austin, dallas and houston was to finally meet in person - xena and tim, and andi and neil.
what great, lovely people!
thanks for making my wife and i so welcome and "at home".. we have all been through a lot - posted, chatted, emailed - but visiting in person is the best.. we have also made some wonderful friends locally too - mulan and her husband in particular.
Hey there Mak! Tell Sabine we said Howdy! We felt so privileged to have such special visitors. Ya'll were so cool! We have got to do that again. Sorry about the phone call as we were saying good bye. That three-way with the elder got very interesting. It was so cool! Anyway, we have been wanting to meet you guys for so long....Thanks for droppin' in. You're invited back next year to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitality. Hillbilly, that is. Sorry that just popped into my head. We did find out one thing........Great conversation and a great golf game just can't happen at the same time.
of course back then i couldn't keep him out of them.
now i can't get him in them.
wendy
Great thread!
Our little one hates to take baths but she takes one every week if she needs it or not.
I personally don't like to take baths or showers. I have to force myself to bathe. Just for the record though, I do bathe regularly. At least once a day. But once I get in the shower I hate to get out. What's up with that???? I even installed a larger water heater so I could spend an extra 10 minutes in the shower. Most of my showers last 25 minutes. I guess I'm just crazy.....
TimB