"eye-watering"
Let's face it: Lloyd you are a drama queen.
First no one actually talks like you write. I still remember when you said that you are "churning out" content, completely ignoring the fact that for 99% of the people churning has a negative connotation.
Second, your look is already cringe, and the way you express yourself is even cringier. So do yourself a favor and stop writing like a prick