Hey Franz-swa!
Love your stuff man, incluing that great little rant against the high-brow, nit-picking, self-inflated, weak-kneeed shallow-swimming excuses for intellectualls about these parts ROTFL!
cheers, man
unclebruce
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YUCK!!! Do JW's eat this? I wonder... The dreaded haggis
Haggis? JW's would eat it standing on thier head if the CO told 'em to lol. The most dangerous food i ever ate was at a convention in Thailand where they wait till the meat is well flyblown before cooking and i actually caught a little asian sister puting a cockroach in the stew (we aussies then felt the need to impose our western view of hygiene on the kitchen volunteers.)
unclebin laid low by assembly line food in a dozen countries.
ps: JW's are in 295 countries and 'll swallow anything you know
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The Meaning of Names....?
by SpiceItUp inthere are some that are obvious and then others that just baffle me to no end..... yes i am talking about your user names.... do any of you have stories behind them or are they significant for some reason or are they just a word you made up?.
mine...well its easy.... i got the nickname of spicy back in nov of last year when i dyed my hair this crazy red color and the name of the color was "spiced ginger".
the rest of it is because i love to make things more interesting---- sorta of like adding a bit of spice to the stew (hopefully i come across as that as well .
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cool thread, LOL@EldersKid
"unclebruce" is a much despised jw in southern parts of australia. (he was an ignorant old bastard even when he was a kid) he was my pioneer partner way back in the '70's and often used my name as an alias when we he was in a tight spot. I registered as him on the only real JW forum (H20) and hoped he'd come on line and go balistic at me using his handle. I've tried changing names a few times but when folks find out it's back to calling me unc. ... so the joke back-fired and now i'm unclebruce lol.
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ARE YOU FAIR MINDED???? Well we'll see...
by HaitianBoston inpedophile paradise.... too bad bill could not substanciate this accusation.... yes we do have pedophile in our ranks.... but bill 23,000 where the hell did you get that figure....(i want proof damnit).
yes we do have problems within the organisation.... yes, some elders have been on a power trip for a long time.... yes, there have been many doctrinal changes..... why would witnesses on certain countries allowed to vote why people in the us cannot even harbor.
the thought of voting.... i hope bill bowen does not get disfellowship...cause if he is he will no longer able to drum up supports among true diehard, dedicated witnesses to the cause.. most people up in here are deleberately bashing the organisation.... why?
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g'day HaitiBoston,
I think you're great. You display character and that's worth a lot in my book. Even though your posts bear an uncanny and slightly disturbing resemblence to our dear brother SirFredHall Earl of Succinct, Knight of Endless Laughter.
When i stop laughing my brain might enage a serious reply, in the mean time - happy posting and welcome to the bored.
unclebruce (who ain't afeared o' no trolls)
ps: as pompus pilot said "what is fairminded?" (don't we all carry our little smelly bag of predjudices everywhere we go?
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Trolls? - people who derisivly brand others this way are usually seriously lacking in verbal and mental skill, not to mention imagination. Brands who needs 'em but sheep?
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Are ya bitter with a twist or happy and bent?
by unclebruce ing'day folks, .
i don't post much nowerdays but on returning here after a break it strikes me how serious minded many of you are.
well that's all fine and dandy, serious people got rights too, but i do wonder why it is that jw's (once a jw always a jw in my little black book of sigmund fraud ;) are more seriously disposed and want to argument than the population in general (don't argue with me about this people i done a survey) .
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yep you got me there free range .. i'm not from around here - i'm from 250 miles south of here (visit'n the daughter fer her 21st whoo hoo! ;)
you'd do well to know a chook is a chicken in Australia (but some chooks are more chicken than others) Have heard of Australia haven't ya (it's no-where near Canadia)
cheers, unclebruce
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Are ya bitter with a twist or happy and bent?
by unclebruce ing'day folks, .
i don't post much nowerdays but on returning here after a break it strikes me how serious minded many of you are.
well that's all fine and dandy, serious people got rights too, but i do wonder why it is that jw's (once a jw always a jw in my little black book of sigmund fraud ;) are more seriously disposed and want to argument than the population in general (don't argue with me about this people i done a survey) .
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hey free range chook, watchout fer that bad_seed!
Hey bad_seed .. you bear a striking resemblence to a bad_batch_of_vampire_blood. Nick Cave left at the Bondi pavillion the other night.
unc, suss'n out if the_bad_seed's got any Bathory in 'im.
oooops, i forgot yer suposed to be Canadian (whatever that is)
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Are ya bitter with a twist or happy and bent?
by unclebruce ing'day folks, .
i don't post much nowerdays but on returning here after a break it strikes me how serious minded many of you are.
well that's all fine and dandy, serious people got rights too, but i do wonder why it is that jw's (once a jw always a jw in my little black book of sigmund fraud ;) are more seriously disposed and want to argument than the population in general (don't argue with me about this people i done a survey) .
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g'day Jim,
wow you recon i'm right about someth'n lol. .. best thing anyones said to me this week .. thanks lol
cheers, unclebruce
ps: you ain't that "kenny g" pommy comedien or whatever he calls himself .. the resemblance is uncanny lol (enjoy your stuff here and on the box)
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g'day free range chook,
well said. Yep for the most part you're right. People posting here are mostly great .. true .. how quickly this judgemental prick needs reminding .. I just read a post where folks were debating if my ol' mate Kent Steinhaug has a soul though lol :(
cheers, unclebruce .. staying in touch with his inner woose!
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Are ya bitter with a twist or happy and bent?
by unclebruce ing'day folks, .
i don't post much nowerdays but on returning here after a break it strikes me how serious minded many of you are.
well that's all fine and dandy, serious people got rights too, but i do wonder why it is that jw's (once a jw always a jw in my little black book of sigmund fraud ;) are more seriously disposed and want to argument than the population in general (don't argue with me about this people i done a survey) .
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G'day folks,
I don't post much nowerdays but on returning here after a break it strikes me how serious minded many of you are. Well that's all fine and dandy, serious people got rights too, but I do wonder why it is that JW's (once a JW always a JW in my little black book of Sigmund Fraud ;) are more seriously disposed and want to argument than the population in general (don't argue with me about this people I done a survey)
I'm as saddened as anyone at feeling the pain of opthers come through my screen. I know this place serves a great need for those hurting and in recovery from the mind rape or whatever label you chose for what we went through but worry at what a prolonged diet of such stuff does to the health of ones soul. I only found out consciously that i was raped as a small boy several years ago (two of my sisters witnessed it and it may have affected thier outlook on life more than mine - some things get blocked out of our conscious memory for good reason and i would have been just as well of not knowing)
Anyhow, the point i'd like to make is that my JW experience covered most aspects of witness life from door to door work at an early age, leaving school at 15 to pioneer fulltime, serving where the need is greater .. marriage "in the truth" ... eventual disillusionment and then doing the "runaway mind clear bit"
When I was a small boy i was happy. I swam at the beach, i fished and hunted, helped my father in his plumbing business "studied" the bible, gave talks, went witnessing and generally laughed my way through life. When I was a man, I worked hard, got married, had two daughters, "studied" the bible, gave talks, went witnessing and laughed my way through life.
It was only when i ended up in an isolated congregation full of very serious minded types that my enthusiasm for giving talks and door knocking began to wane .. when it dawned on me that these serious types really meant the bullshit they were spinning (from pety regulations about dress and hairstyles to making young sisters buy big "witnessing cars" etc.....) the Joy went out of my service LOL
Anyway I got through that and now I'm back to working hard and playing in the shed and at the beach and treating life as the joke i truly believe it is. I think once one accepts that we're all gonna die one day one can really start to live .. maybe i already knew that as a kid but Jehovah's American represesentatives had me trussed and blinkered fer a while. lol
Life is good folks .. better than that, it's great .. we wake up, we breath the air once again and if our lifes fucked we try to change it. In fact i sincerly believe each of us can change our life if need be. It might not be easy. It may mean changing long cherished beliefs and relationships but as far as i know we only come this way once.
I feel sorrow for so many here like Island Woman and wish you all nothing but happiness and an average life LOL ..oops .. I mean have a great one.
unclebruce who doesn't get excited about a tinpot regime in Brooklyn or a million other things he has no power to change.
PS: Thanks for listening to my little rant (sorry if you thought there'd be a point lol)
Edited by - unclebruce on 18 July 2002 18:50:46
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PEDOPHILES may SIGN Up Here: TALENT available!
by Focus inexperienced pedophiles might click here to sign up with us!
trusting kids already well-beaten into blind obedience just may be available!
and, door-to-door work to recruit others is part of the job, so lots of contact with fresh talent too!
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'uck'n 'el, wortz wrong wiv this machine ..
i'll try say'n it agen wiv this butt'n ..
Dearest darling Focus,
I did click and then i clicked some more and got stuff like this crap on
me screen --->
Sodom and Gomorrah were famous for depravity. Pedophilia was apparently among the
region's many vices. Genesis 19:4 describes a sex-crazed mob of Sodomite
s ranging "from boy to old man" seeking to rape Lot's two male guests.
Consider: Why would mere boys be inflamed with the idea of raping males?
Clearly they had already been introduced to homosexual perversions
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Centuries later, the nation of Israel moved into the region of Canaan.
So steeped was this land in incest, sodomy, bestiality, prostitution,
and even the ritualized sacrifice of little children to demon gods that
all these vile acts had to be expressly forbidden in the Mosaic Law.
(Leviticus 18:6, 21-23; 19:29; Jeremiah 32:35) Despite divine warnings,
rebellious Israelites, including some of their rulers, adopted these
despicable practices.Psalm 106:35-38.
Ancient Greece and Rome, however, were far worse than Israel in this
regard. Infanticide was common to both, and in Greece it was a widely
accepted practice for older men to have relations with young boys.
Boy brothels flourished in every ancient Greek city. In the Roman...blah
blah bloody blah ..
besides the fact i followed your wacky instruked-shuns .. i was tell'n
ya in my downunder kinda way that i signed up for that pedophile program
yer promot'n way back when religion was a snake and a rabbit and parents
did thier own rap'n and abus'n an' molest'n thankyou very much.
unclebruised way back when.
PS: I doubt you'll get many takers .. i mean the watchtower way of
attracting pedophiles and other nutters is much more effective .. i mean
some sisters i saw last week .. wow .. if only i could get past the pub
to that lovely new KH on the outskirts of town .. oooo did i say
"outskirts" ...
Pss: please, in your post-hast don't religate "the_bad_seed" or other
posters kind enough to write you a reply to that of "other followers"
it ain't good for marale! and does little to encourage your thousands of
minions to keep your posts up at the top of the bored. fer crying out
loud in .. think of us little folk .. i mean put yerself in my position
(rotflmao)
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PEDOPHILES may SIGN Up Here: TALENT available!
by Focus inexperienced pedophiles might click here to sign up with us!
trusting kids already well-beaten into blind obedience just may be available!
and, door-to-door work to recruit others is part of the job, so lots of contact with fresh talent too!
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<P>Dearest darling Focus,</P> <P>I did click and then i clicked some more and got stuff like this crap on me screen ---></P> <P>
Some 4,000 years ago, the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were famous for depravity. Pedophilia was apparently among the region's many vices. Genesis 19:4 describes a sex-crazed mob of Sodomites ranging "from boy to old man" seeking to rape Lot's two male guests. Consider: Why would mere boys be inflamed with the idea of raping males? Clearly they had already been introduced to homosexual perversions.</P> <P>Centuries later, the nation of Israel moved into the region of Canaan. So steeped was this land in incest, sodomy, bestiality, prostitution, and even the ritualized sacrifice of little children to demon gods that all these vile acts had to be expressly forbidden in the Mosaic Law. (Leviticus 18:6, 21-23; 19:29; Jeremiah 32:35) Despite divine warnings, rebellious Israelites, including some of their rulers, adopted these despicable practices.Psalm 106:35-38.</P> <P>Ancient Greece and Rome, however, were far worse than Israel in this regard. Infanticide was common to both, and in Greece it was a widely accepted practice for older men to have relations with young boys. Boy brothels flourished in every ancient Greek city. In the Roman...blah blah bloody blah ..
</P> <P>besides the fact i followed your wacky instruked-shuns .. i was tell'n ya in my ;downunder kinda way that i signed up for that pedophile program yer promot'n way back when religion was a snake and a rabbit and parents did thier own rap'n and abus'n thankyou very much.</P> <P>unclebruised way back when.</P> <P>PS: I doubt you'll get many takers .. i mean the watchtower way of attracting pedophiles and other nutters is much more effective .. i mean some sisters i saw last week .. wow .. if only i could get past the pub to that lovely new KH on the outskirts of town .. oooo did i say "outskirts" ...</P>