Hi Ruby,
Did you hear about the artist that was comissioned to paint a picture depicting the last thoughts of General Custer? After about six months the museum called him up to see if he had finished, and he was through with it. They came down to see it and this is what they saw: There was a lake and all around it there were bushes. In the center of the lake were two fish jumping out of the water, they had a sort of glow surrounding them. All around the lake under the bushes were two sets of feet, one set pointing up and the other pointing downward. The museum man couldn't understand how this depicted his thoughts right before he was attached.
He explained: Holy mackerel, look at all those f**king Indians.
Ken P.