Englishman (to the core I hope, like when you cut me I bleed tea type stuff)
Do you mean like when everyone stops and eyes you with suspicion whilst you 'mosey (for our american cousins) up to the bar'
or those when when you have no impact at all and have to fight your way to the bar
or the music is so loud that you cannot order a beer without sign language or where they have those
bloody pub quizzes with the questions booming out all the time while one is trying to play pool -
you know like 'Noooow, oooo was prum-inister durin' the waaaarrrrrrr', or 'this one will get you gooowing, wot bloke
smacked the bald git in eastenders on the nut and said "ow's it going slap-'ead?"'