Posts by alecholmesthedetective

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GB needs a new name

by Roberta804 in

well since the gb has announced itself as the fds, we have got to come up with a new name for the gb because they are the fds and a bag of chips now.

how about flower delivery service?

freekin damn servent?

No more big District Conventions?

by serenitynow! in

so i went to the hall today for a funeral and took a look at the bulletin board.

i was surprised to see a letter stating the dc for michigan would be held at the local assembly hall instead of the big convention center in ohio where it had been held the past few years.

have you all heard about this?.

alecholmesthedetective

LOL amazing Moshe, just in case someone missed it I think Cedars posted this one...

Alec

24

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by Atlantis in

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alecholmesthedetective

Thanks a bunch!

Alec

12

Christopher Hitchens has a message for Jehovah's Witnesses

by Finkelstein in

well perhaps not directly to jws but the speech within this video could very well... one thing about hitchens he had the veracity to cut open religious theocracy with .

a sharp knife and expose it like no one else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj2lehsa1dk.

alecholmesthedetective

Excellent.

Marked.

Alec

35

Woops, forgot about the "Special Talk"

by watson in

jw
friends

actually forgot about it.

could someone post a link to the thread with the outline?

just in case my mother asks...

alecholmesthedetective

LOL nanotechonology which the outline gives a 1999 Watchtower magazine reference for.

Very up-to-date with modern science.

Alec

82

Will AAWA Become another cult?

by His Excellency in

please sorry for english, i have only been learning for 18 months.

everyone please think about it, and beware of any initiative designed to solve "a community problem".

becasue russel also started his own cult on a similar premise like this , claiming to have all the answers to issues whose solutions seems obscured to the majority in his days, and here we are today, constantly bashing our fingers on the keyboard in a bid to finding comfort from the mess he had put all of us into.

alecholmesthedetective

Breakfast of Champions, might I remind that you may be making a huge mistake in leaving AAWA, I mean, at least before 2014 when all the AAWA'ers are taken by the Lord to a new spiritual estate in Cedar Point, Ohio, to be with him?

Alec

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We warmly invite you to attend this year's three-day CONVENTION presented by Jehovah's Witnesses/ 'God's Word Is Truth'

by suavojr in

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we warmly invite you to attend this year's three-day convention presented by jehovah's witnesses/ 'god's word is truth'.

alecholmesthedetective

LOL

It's presented by Jehovah's Witnesses who are parroting what the GB wants them to say, not expressing their own thoughts.

The existence of a monotheistic Judaeo-Christian/Muslim god is as improbable and impossible to prove as the existence of Zeus or Thor.

Do they know the TTATT?

Alec

36

Local needs talk

by hoser in

one of the elders was missing his service bag and suspected that one of the publishers stole it.

he was determined to root out who did it so he decided to give a local needs part on the ten commandments focusing on you must not steal.. he enlisted the help of a trusted ministerial servant and got him to stand at the back of the kingdom hall during the part.

he told the ms that he would read off the ten commandments and when he got to the one "you must not steal" he would pause longer than usual and see if anyone acted nervous or suspicious.

alecholmesthedetective

You really got me. LOL!

Alec

535

AAWA is here!! (The Association of Anti-Watchtower Activists)

by cedars in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcic4g5tulw.

http://www.jwactivists.org.

facebook the association of anti-watchtower activists.

alecholmesthedetective

I am opposed to the Watchtower--its harmful policies, its protection of paedophiles over innocent children for the sake of the organization, its harmful control of the members' minds, its brainwashing of members into believing they'll cheat death and other lies, its shameful profit out of the slave labour of its members. I could go on.

Therefore, I am anti-Watchtower.

I am an anti-Watchtower activist.

I support the name, and AAWA.

Alec

535

AAWA is here!! (The Association of Anti-Watchtower Activists)

by cedars in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcic4g5tulw.

http://www.jwactivists.org.

facebook the association of anti-watchtower activists.

alecholmesthedetective

Black Sheep, when Cedars mentioned convention billboards I remembered that thread and Grace's words:

I'm sure they did think I was a kook (I am)
BUT!!!! when I went to the PA exjw convention, it was music to my ears
when others stood up & said it was what was on the Pickters signs that made them
start thinking ,& it helped them OUT!!!! of the trap, So I dont care what anyone thinks of
ME!!!!!! I care what they think of the CREATOR!!!!!

And that was an interesting thought to me, how it had worked.

Alec