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  The Tyranny of Childless Men

  by r51785 in

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  i came late to fatherhood.

  my daughter was born when i was 43 and my son when i was 47. becoming a father has been the most profound experience of my life.

  nothing has taught me more about the love of god than having children.

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  Maybe you should send that suggestion to the Governing Body...new cure for sickness pedophilia...encourage them to have kids! Your observations ignore the FACT that most pedophile/child abuse happens in families, not among those who are celibate. Being a pedophile has little to do with the things around him or her when they molest, but instead I maintain it is a mental defect and should be treated as such. Not ameliorated with the concept of repentance or the encouragement to be around children.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Are you to drunk?

  by WildTurkey in

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  signs that you are too drunk would be... .

  you lose arguments with inanimate objects.

  you have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

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  Valis

  to drunk like a fish to water...

  WT...don't forget the admonishment at Jeremiah 25:27

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  JW Cruise....S.Caribbean, 12/7-12/14

  by teenyuck in

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  if you are looking to go on a cruise in december, on celebrity, in the southern caribbean, make sure you ask who else is on board, before you book!

  unless you want to spend your days being preached to on a ship...remember, no escape on the water!.

  just got this off of jw on the web: .

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  Valis

  Devon, we could get another ship and dress up like pirates...board them at sea...argghgghgh maytees not a witness spared!!!

  puffs, perhaps this a serruptitious meeting of all the active swingers and wife swappers in the congo...time cards please!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  A Christian responds to an Atheist

  by FetterFree Annie in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  atheism vs. christianity, a response to unanswered questions .

  christian--dr william lane craig.

  atheist--frank zindler.

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  Valis

  FetterFree Annie, so do youu actually believe any of that cut and paste? The article is exactly right about one thing. New archeological finds, geologic finds, and astronomical finds, push the dates of the universe, civilization and the earth back much farther than WT numerology can account for by readjusting dates.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  I passed!

  by lv4fer in

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  i had mentioned to a few people in the chat room a couple of months ago, that i was studying for and took this really hard test.

  "registered invasive cardiovascular specialist" exam.

  i just go my results and i passed.

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  Valis

  Perhaps you could make the rounds and check on rekless and Amazing.....What's next? I hear the GB has an opening for Frontal Labotomist...heheh way to go, I know most of the nursing programs are very competitive....lots of hard work.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Praying For Snow..Crude!

  by Valis in

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  just heard this on jepoardy *swears on the nwt* ...this woman is talking to alex trebek during the interview part and her story goes like this..... alex: it says here you were praying for snow on the day of your wedding?.

  woman: yes alex, i live in houston and haven't seen snow in a long time.. alex: so did you get snow on your wedding day?.

  woman: no, but i got eight inches on my honeymoon.... sincerely, .

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  Just heard this on Jepoardy *swears on the NWT* ...this woman is talking to Alex Trebek during the interview part and her story goes like this....

  Alex: It says here you were praying for snow on the day of your wedding?

  Woman: Yes Alex, I live in Houston and haven't seen snow in a long time.

  Alex: So did you get snow on your wedding day?

  Woman: No, but I got eight inches on my honeymoon...

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  My Honor Student

  by TR in

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  2. family

  last night at the high school was honors night.

  various and sundry honors were handed out all over the place for the honor students.. my daughter received honors for:.

  presidential award for educational excellence and gold honor chord- must have grade point average above 3.5. ospi washington state honors- received academic index rating which places her in the top 10% statewide.. aa degree- 2 year degree from sfcc.

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  mrs rocky...every teen should get in some AA before drinking really becomes a habit...hehe..That's great to hear!..if she's doing that well don't forget to mention http://www.fastweb.com to her if you haven't already. Lots of good scholarships for the smart ones.

  Maybe we could get bumper stickers...

  My Honor Student Shunned Your Honor Student!

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  World Cup : USA shocks Portugal

  by Gopher in

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  first senegal stuns france with an opening-game victory.. now the usa beats portugal 3-2 in a first-round game.

  and, one of portugal's goals was the result of an american "own goal".

  i saw a couple of beee-autiful crossing passes that resulted in american goals.. this brand of football, with its unexpected surprises, may actually become fun to watch!!.

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  I watched the US vs Portugal game on the Spanish Channel...GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL...Goal..Goal...Goal..Goal...Goal..Goal....GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL...oh and I ignored this thread till I saw the game taped. I tried getting up a 4 to watch the game, but I had just gone to bed...anyone know who they play next?

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Respect Your Elders!

  by comforter in

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  ex-jws in this place often berate the gerontological state of the governing body.

  the speak abusively about the oold men in brooklyn.

  why the antipathos against the men in brooklyn?

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  Valis

  As if you could somehow separate the JW belief from the group of old men with undying devotion to deadly principles that have outlived their time. comforter did that mean old AlanF disturb your comfort zone? Is that why you attack him personally, or perhaps is it that you like those old bastards in Bethel, would say anything to protect your good name? Keep twisting words to suit or confuse, we all know you're part of Jehovah's canal spewing new light.....

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Christendom?

  by hannibal in

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  2. friends

  why is the word cristendom given by jws as evil or apart.

  of the world?

  dictionary gives the meaning 1) christianity 2) the part of the.

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  Most simply put...Christendom=every bible based religion on the planet...besides the WT that is.

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer