I imagine if even one third of the posting population gave Simon a fiver or a tenner every month, or even every other month, his burden would be lessened. I get at least that much out of the forum monthly from bad association alone...
Vendor: "A fiver? I can't change a bloody fiver!!!"...
Peter Sellers: "Well then, I say good man, have your hot doggie back."..takes a bite
Vendor: "I'm not having that hot doggie back!"
The train starts to pull away...vendor follows w/cart...
Peter Sellers: "This then?"
Train picks up speed...and vedor follows
Vendor: "A tenner? I can't change a bloody tenner!!"....chases car then falls of train platform cart and all....
From film, The Magic Christian
Sincerely,
District Overbeer