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  What Religion Is Your Bra?

  by LoneWolf in

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  my wife received this email from her cousin today, and knowing how all sweet and innocent everyone on this board is, i figured i'd contribute to your edge-a-ma-ca-shun.

  so listen up now and pay attention to these words of wisdom .... .

  lonewolf .

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  VeniceIT

  I think mines agnostic hmmmmm??????????????

  Ven
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  Me, Farkel, and the Art of Friendship

  by seven006 in

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  the short and simple explanation of what has just happened over the past few days involving farkel and i is this.

  we are good friends.

  we joke with each other all the time.

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  WHOOHOOO!!!!

  *high fives Valis*

  Ven
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  Me, Farkel, and the Art of Friendship

  by seven006 in

  1. jw
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  the short and simple explanation of what has just happened over the past few days involving farkel and i is this.

  we are good friends.

  we joke with each other all the time.

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  VeniceIT

  I leave my intelligent conversations on the phone with my friends.

  Well I guess that would explain why you quit calling hahahahah

  Ok anyone have the number for Papa Johns????? anyone? anyone? anyone??

  Ven

  Bite me Dave

  Edited by - VeniceIT on 6 February 2003 16:13:39
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  Do You Feel Better Since You Stopped Meetings?

  by minimus in

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  so many witnesses have been ill. i'm not talking about the flu or a cold, either.

  many witnesses suffered from ailments that were not necessarily common to most people.

  i know of jw's that had to literally run out of the meetings every week because they said they were allergic to perfumes and different scents.

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  OHhhh ya babay!!!! I feel soo much better, although now I have to look for alternate sources of sleep and I dont' have to get all dressed up all the time uggghhhh

  Ven
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  Let's Play Jesus Dress Up!

  by Valis in

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  i thought ya'll might get a kick out of this one...something to put a smile on your face.. .

  sincerely,.

  district overbeer of the "messianic fashion plate" class

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  BWHAAHHAHAHHA ohhh god that is too funny OMG BWAHAHHAA
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  Me, Farkel, and the Art of Friendship

  by seven006 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the short and simple explanation of what has just happened over the past few days involving farkel and i is this.

  we are good friends.

  we joke with each other all the time.

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  VeniceIT

  DAMN it!!!! I hate it when I agree with Dave, what is this world coming too. I'm glad you too worked it out and I too thought it was all a big joke. I think both your and Doug are very talented and both need to be 'got'!!!!

  Ven

  *Holds Valis's hands behind his back, take your shot Dave *
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  Comming Out Of The Apostate Closet

  by ColdRedRain in

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  i finally have the courage to come out of the apostate closet with my extended family and my old family friends.

  i thought that day would never come, but i just got the courage today.

  what ironically inspired me was a kingdom hall.

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  "Why can't they all just FFFFFF fade away "

  Personally I like to flip KH's off

  Ven

  Edited by - VeniceIT on 4 February 2003 19:24:47
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  Let's Play Jesus Dress Up!

  by Valis in

  1. jw
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  i thought ya'll might get a kick out of this one...something to put a smile on your face.. .

  sincerely,.

  district overbeer of the "messianic fashion plate" class

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  and Simon got his Jesus Underwear
  all Bunched-Up and for some reason put a PADLOCK on the thread...

  HMMMMMM wondering who's gonna be the first with a 'dress up simon' site??? Of course we'll have to have Anghared's ok on it, and this time we deff need like a kilt or something, or maybe a britney spears outfit

  Ven
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  I need help breaking a habit-----------

  by Jesika in

  1. jw
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  i have had this habit since i was 4. i stopped for a while, and honestly don't know why i quit for a while but i did.

  it is bitting my nails.

  i have it bad.

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  VeniceIT

  I have two options for you...

  1. find the nastiest tasting nail polish out there, and wear it diligently

  if that doesn't work

  2. cayenne pepper drops on your finger tips might just do the trick
  (just don't itch anything, esp your eye ;))

  the rubber band thing might work, but it'd be more fun if somone else was snapping it

  Ven

  Edited by - VeniceIT on 4 February 2003 18:34:3
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  Let's Play Jesus Dress Up!

  by Valis in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i thought ya'll might get a kick out of this one...something to put a smile on your face.. .

  sincerely,.

  district overbeer of the "messianic fashion plate" class

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  I CAN'T STOP BWWWAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!

  This reminds me of Eddie Izzard's kind of humor. In his 'Dressed to kill' special he really talks about religions and exposes so much about the Catholics, and Church of England. In one skit he's acting like he's in heaven

  God says 'ohh Jesus' to the men on earth, well Jesus walks up to him and says 'don't take my name in vain dad' so god looks at him and says 'ok jeseey creesy' and jesus says 'dad don't call me jeseey creesy' then there's wwwooooooohoooooo ohh look it's the holy ghost, what on earth is he wearing that sheet for, I don't know ?',God says, 'we're not doing an episode of 'scooby doo' holy ghost"

  ok I guess you just have to see it hahahahha

  Ven

  Edited by - VeniceIT on 4 February 2003 13:45:30