Well, that certainly smacks of bovine deffication! I agree that any religion encouraging this sort of break up of family relationships should be Deity Condemned to Hades.
The culpable party in this seems to be the matriarch, who is behaving like a female dog, but she is probably too old to be anything different. Now, your brother, the rectal orafice, needs talking too and no one should care how massive his upper arms.
Personally, I think the entire copulating religion is about to get excretion-canned.
By the way...how you doing, you aging flatulance?
Kisses (I was going to say something about inter-oral contact here, but I was afraid Simon would chastise me.)