Posts by vajeni82

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JW bumper stickers

by innerpeace in

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so my husband (who was never a jw) saw a christian bumper sticker today and asked me if the witnesses have any.

i said no (not that i know of anyway) so here are a few he came up with.. 'honk if you're a zombie'.

'my other car is noah's ark'.

vajeni82

BEST THREAD EVER!

Knock Knock. Who's There?... We Know You're In There!

Coming To A Territory Near You!

The Cross Is A miSTAKE!

You're Immoral If You Oral!

I Married My Brother

Free Kindling! Inquire Within!

Party Like A Pornea Star

For Those Within The Flock, We Refuse To Salute You!

BrotherFlocker

If You're Happy & You Know It, You're Probably Doing Something Immoral

These Passengers Protected By Nosy Elder's Wives Watch

I Wear Tan Pantyhose

I look acceptable.

I'm in this too-small coat.

From the Non Religious Thrift Store Down The Road.

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JW bumper stickers

by innerpeace in

jw
friends

so my husband (who was never a jw) saw a christian bumper sticker today and asked me if the witnesses have any.

i said no (not that i know of anyway) so here are a few he came up with.. 'honk if you're a zombie'.

'my other car is noah's ark'.

vajeni82

WWGBD?

If You Can Read This, You Probably Didn't Attend The Theocratic Ministry School

Team Governing Body

I Refuse To Vote For Pedro

Got Blood Fractions?

If The J-Dubs Are Knocking... Hide!

Ask Me About Our Pedophiles!

See Your Local Laundromat For Details

Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1975!

Ask Me About My Coffeepot Soup!

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JW bumper stickers

by innerpeace in

jw
friends

so my husband (who was never a jw) saw a christian bumper sticker today and asked me if the witnesses have any.

i said no (not that i know of anyway) so here are a few he came up with.. 'honk if you're a zombie'.

'my other car is noah's ark'.

vajeni82

and now I have more:

Only The Governing Body & The Other Members Of My Congregation Can Judge Me

Got Guilt?

Jesus Through The FDS Saves!

Keep On Shunnin'!

New System Or Bust

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JW bumper stickers

by innerpeace in

jw
friends

so my husband (who was never a jw) saw a christian bumper sticker today and asked me if the witnesses have any.

i said no (not that i know of anyway) so here are a few he came up with.. 'honk if you're a zombie'.

'my other car is noah's ark'.

vajeni82

Okay, This is too funny! I have more!

The Ressurection Is My Insurance

Proud Parent Of A Part Time Janitor

Bethelite On Board

Gone Shunnin'!

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JW bumper stickers

by innerpeace in

jw
friends

so my husband (who was never a jw) saw a christian bumper sticker today and asked me if the witnesses have any.

i said no (not that i know of anyway) so here are a few he came up with.. 'honk if you're a zombie'.

'my other car is noah's ark'.

vajeni82

I Conditional My Kids!

My Child Is An Honor Student At The Theorcratic Ministry School

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POLL: How long did you remain a JW from point of baptism to leaving the KH

by Terry in

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friends

i was baptised --1963. left in 1978. fifteen years.

pre-baptism, another 5 years.

vajeni82

I was baptized November 1999.

Started actively fading November 2001.

Officially DF'd May 2002.

I was raised in the "truth" from age 1 though.

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Who pioneered with the promise of having 'Jehovah provide' and ended up dirt poor anyway?

by Julia Orwell in

jw
friends

i ask this because the wt always bangs on about if you trust in jehovah and make that leap into pioneering, you will always be provided for.

at the time i joined the cult, a friend was continuous aux.

pioneering.

We had a pioneer in our cong. who live hand to mouth everyday. She basically existed on a couple bags of potatoes and water for the week, unless somebody invited her to dinner. She even went so far as to read by candlelight to save money on her electtic bill, but she kept regular poineering anyway.

When her mom passed away, she was granted custody of her younger brother and had to quit pioneering to work and support him. People actually gossiped that she was being materialistic!

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Snarky Question

by earthfire in

so i have a question that's been bothering me for years.

i know this is extreme but i think you'll see where i'm going with this.

so ex-jw's are evil we're on "satan's side" as my dad told me and we aren't worth a hello.

vajeni82

My immediate snarky reply: Because the GB has decided they can make more money by not moving everyone to a sealed off commune.

I will say, a lot of the items you mentioned (concerts, secular books etc.) are frowned upon in various degrees depending on what congregation you go to.

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2013 DC new releases - rumors ???

by obarac in

there is rumors that in this years dc nwt will be released and also new tracts.

any other rumors about new releases?.

vajeni82

Maybe there will be questions at the bottom of every page that you can hilight the answers to! I also like the connect the dots idea!

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At what age do most or many JWs kids count as "publisher?"

by Gayle in

what is considered as a requirement for them now-a-days to turn in their time as a "publisher?

" among born-in, how young were you?

my parents became jws when i was 9 yrs old.

vajeni82

@Gopher - Very Interesting. She always did. She included any magazines and books we placed on her sheet as well.