Posts by ZazuWitts

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Woman Joke

by Frenchy in

this one was sent to me by my other daughter.

> in the hospital the relatives gathered in the.

> waiting room, where their family member lay.

Recently, while at home of the JAVA
man, we met a "big Norweigan" ex-JW.
He related that the Norweigan's are quite frank about sex-talk - so he told of a friend of his meeting a young woman in a drinking establishment; here is their dialogue:

Man: My 'male member' (supply your own term) used to be so hard I could bend an iron bar over it.

Young women: Ooooh, and you can not do so now?

Man: No, sadly I can not - my arms now lack the strength to do so.

Boy, did I LOL

p.s. please go check out the bottom of the NEW SITE
thread, "the big Norweigan sent" me some sites - very good. I should have put it on a new thread - oh, well.

12

To Seven

by Angharad in

jw
friends

i've not been on the forum all weekend, but i've just read the women jokes tread.. i just wanted to say that i think that what patricia said to you was totally unjustifed and very unfair, and i'm positive that she is the only person here that thinks that way.

if she bothered to read other posts that you have made, she would see that you are one of the most caring and loving people here.. btw: i thought the joke was hilarious.

ZazuWitts

Hello to Europew!

Waiting, you are sooo right - boy could I tell some stories...Oh, boy, could I...once he went to.....whoops others are 'listening.' I'll have to save it til I get my PC back on-line and we can "talk."

Love ya, Zaz

11

The Society and the Witness

by trevor in

jw
friends

the society and the witness.

the witness and the society.

the society said nothing but.

ZazuWitts

Hits home, Trevor, really hits home!
Great job, thanks.

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Who really is the FDS?!?!?!?!?

by LDH in

jw
friends

hey all, hope you're having a great year so far.. before witnet was closed down, there was an interesting discussion regarding the fds and their failed prophecies.

i asked a question, but unfortunately there wasn't enought time to get everyone's view.. so i'll rephrase my posts, and wait to hear from y'all.. if we are so quick to say that the fds is a false prophet because of some failed prophecies (even tho they say they don't prophecy, we all know better) then how would you explain the bible book of jonah?.

a faithful prophet, jonah, followed (after much trial and tribulation to himself) jehovah's command to declare destruction on the city of nineveh.

ZazuWitts

LDH

Good questions! You know the WTBTS-
they had to lay some claim for this long line of the FDS - so they came up with
all of these other groups and could at least justify their inclusion in the long line because all of these groups
were anti-catholic, etc.

But they surely wouldn't approve anyone belonging to them today - notice their qualifying phrases -light getting brighter and brighter - meat in due season. I can't think of any better way to explain it except it's akin to the earlier groups providing, say, the appetizer, the next the soup, the next the salad, until it gets down to the WTBTS - they proclaim to give you the meat in due season plus all the above and desert. In otherwords, a full-course meal.

And you know, if you were associated with the Bible Students today - they would consider you an "evil slave."
Something the almighty Rutherford came up with when he was wresting for control of the organization. (Right,
RR?) Actually there is still a group of Lollards somewhere in Europe - but I don't know if they claim to stem from the original group.)
of the organization. (Right, RR?)
This is just my opinion, and only that, to your intriguing questions.

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Hey Simon

by Seven in

look!!

over 10,000 posts.. great place to meet and exchange ideas.

thanks for a job well done.. seven

ZazuWitts

JAVA

Even though I hadn't planned to post on this thread again - I simply can't resist - Simon dares not report me -
Angharad wouldn't stand for it - she would ban him from their home to sweep
the rain from the streets - we women do stick together when we are soul-sisters. Angharad, try my new
"mantra", borrowed it from Red,
BwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (start it from
deep withn and let it roar forth) it is quite effective and makes you feel ever so good.

Love ya JAVA.

And now,

Will the congregation please turn to:
Song No. 10,000+
"Let's Sing Praises to Simon on High"

12

To Seven

by Angharad in

jw
friends

i've not been on the forum all weekend, but i've just read the women jokes tread.. i just wanted to say that i think that what patricia said to you was totally unjustifed and very unfair, and i'm positive that she is the only person here that thinks that way.

if she bothered to read other posts that you have made, she would see that you are one of the most caring and loving people here.. btw: i thought the joke was hilarious.

ZazuWitts

Dear 7

Our beautiful woman - aaaah, many of us cried with and for you.

A journal is a wonderful thing - tracks the past, present and future - you know where you've been, where you are at, and where you want to go.

Love, Zazu

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Do you still attend meetings?

by Sassenach in

jw
friends

i'm wondering if you still attend meetings?

do you hold out hope for the watchtower organization?

if you've left entirely, have you found another form of worship?

ZazuWitts

Papist - ok by me. I was catholic before Mom studied with the JW's -
there is a beautiful basillica in
Covington, KY and a modest, but peaceful university chapel a few blocks from my home - I can sit in either one of them in off-hours, appreciate them for their quietness and solitude -
and especially as a retreat when the weather is cold. (Plus, I think they
smell soooo good - love that incense...
so unlike the disinfectant odor of the KH's.)

Larc and I went to a performance of an
Ukranian young-male Choral group at
the bascillica last year - it was so
incredible. I felt so ethereal. Plus, if you are a socializer - always something going - festivals, Monte
Carlo nights, bazzars, ya, know - fun things...and a lot of charitable work,
despite what the WTBTS says (bet it beats their record any day!)

Haven't been in a KH since larc's niece married several years ago - our three children all had beautiful outdoor weddings - any she wouldn't even attend them - ministers of Satan, you know!

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Creed--Collective Soul--Sixpence

by joel in

jw
friends

whassup!.

i thought i would toss out a few group names with a distinctive spiritual bent to their lyrics...and see what yall thought of them.. creed is big right now...lyrics are...well...you tell me.. same with sixpence none the richer...collective soul...kendall payne(she does that theme song for the show popular)...and others.. there are a number of popular, secular groups with a noticable spiritual message to their lyrics.. any thoughts!?.

pax(peace) to ya my ifriends,.

ZazuWitts

Joel,

I'm the grandmommy that likes Creed -
especially the lyrics - Yes, the above so applicable to the GB and what they do to people. Even some of the posters who don't care for their music can agree with the above. Thanks.

17

Starting a joke thread - c'mon, join in!

by waiting in

henry and jane were much in love with each other, despite many differences, including their religions.

jane was a devout christian, henry believed strongly in reincarnation.

but the husband & wife both agreed on one thing - if either of them died - the other was to go to a spirit medium within one week so that their spirits could commune and assure the surviving spouse of their mutual love.. henry died tragically.

ZazuWitts

RedHorseWoman,

Absolutely priceless - my tummy hurts - next time larc asks me where something is I'm going to use it - oh, darn, forgot he will see it here first.

I did use the BwaHaHaHaHaHaHa on him last night - he was watching a Stephen King movie at the time and levitated off the sofa! Told him where I got it from and he said "figures." I do it really well Red, must be that crown and banner you bestowed upon me. Plus it's a great mantra to you when you are stuck in traffic.

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Who really is the FDS?!?!?!?!?

by LDH in

jw
friends

hey all, hope you're having a great year so far.. before witnet was closed down, there was an interesting discussion regarding the fds and their failed prophecies.

i asked a question, but unfortunately there wasn't enought time to get everyone's view.. so i'll rephrase my posts, and wait to hear from y'all.. if we are so quick to say that the fds is a false prophet because of some failed prophecies (even tho they say they don't prophecy, we all know better) then how would you explain the bible book of jonah?.

a faithful prophet, jonah, followed (after much trial and tribulation to himself) jehovah's command to declare destruction on the city of nineveh.

ZazuWitts

Dear Thinker and Thinker's Wife

I do not know how I missed your above post! How truly generous of you to offer - I've got a big lump in my throat at this very moment. I know I would love to visit - perhaps in the spring -- To meet you would be wonderful. Thank you, thank you.
T.W. Everythings fluttering^^^^^^^^^!!