Posts by zerubberballs

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I Don't Sympathise With Suicides

by Englishman in

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let me explain.. firstly i have seen any number of so-called attempted suicides.

i've walked past an old girl friends house, seen her watching tv through the window, by the time i'm knocking on the door she's told me that she had her head in the gas oven and my knock stopped her.. my mother in law walks into the sea for a pastime.

every time she can't get her own way she walks in up to her knees and waits for someone to see her.

zerubberballs

Thanks for the explaination mindchild,

You are a level headed guy and much valued here from your very first post. I think the only way Englishman and I will be fully understood is if we post long on our personal experiences with the suicidal. Something I am loath to do for personal reasons.

I also believe everyone here apart from the elusive 'unclejimbo' (BATHORY?) handled the whole thing very well, it's an emotional subject and i'm sure one that touches on the lives of JWs more than your average citizen.

cheers, unclebruce.

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Englishman,

You are a rock!! and I agree that lunatic unclejimbo was winding things up .. irresponsible wanker. I don't agree with you 100% but so freak'n what .. i'm sure that feeling is mutual. I can't think of anyone better on this board i'd rather have near me in any kind of crisis.

cheers, unc.

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Quiz: What do these have in common?

by Simon in

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friends

this will test you knowledge of wt history ... what do all the following items have in common:.

adding machines.

aeroplanes.

zerubberballs

All invented/discovered after the invention of "Zions Watchtower and Harold of Christs Presants?"

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Should I post here anymore?

by Mindchild in

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that is the question i've been asking myself.

i'm not trolling for attention with this post.

nobody has hurt my feelings.

zerubberballs

Hey Mindchild,

Your reply "Uncle Bruce I don't know what planet you live on at times.... blah blah blah"

was to whom exactly???? I haven't posted in this thread till now.

I was gonna say some nice things about you plus mention the fact that you're sometimes out of touch .. Lilacs was right when she said you keep kicking people in the guts. Us fluff posters have just about had enough. You do realise that the elitist "mattress posters" view you as a fluff poster don't you? Or are you deluded enough to think you're part of the self proclaimed "internet intelligencia?" LOL I have never seen you post anything here that the big boys wouldn't label "fluff".

If you don't even know whose replies you are reading you really make me wonder and it underlines lilacs point yes?

I'll give you a clue why you don't understand a lot of what i post. are you listening? with both ears open? I'm only going to say this once OK? WHAT I POST IS WRITTEN TO AN INDIVIDUAL (that means a specifically tailored responce to an individual with perhaps a long posting history with me, specific on going jokes and memories etc... or maybe I don't care if YOU understand what I'm saying. I may just wanna get in your head and rearrange the furniture because I'm a mad bastard)

uncle'fluffy'bruce

PS: I have never seen Lilacs so upset you cad.

PSS: This is the second time I've had to straighten you out tonight, what am I your freaking thought butler? lol.

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American Words Unused Here. Vice-Versa Also.

by Englishman in

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friends

in the uk you never hear words such as:.

railroad.

mortician.

zerubberballs

G'day Larc,

I don't know about the English but I think you'd be hard pressed to find an American term us Australians aren't familiar with. That's a challenge ... come on, hit me with something and see if i've just made a complete drogo of myself. lol

uncleboofhead

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American Words Unused Here. Vice-Versa Also.

by Englishman in

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friends

in the uk you never hear words such as:.

railroad.

mortician.

zerubberballs

England vs Australia

Crisps = Chips

Pram = Pusher

Devon = Fritz(SA)

Ice Lolly = Ice block

Off Licence = Mixed business (NSW) Deli (SA)

it's gone right pearshaped = it's rooted ;)

why bova? = why bother?

(some of these may be dead wrong I'm racking my brain trying to replay old episodes of Heartbeat and The Bill ... but there are 1000's of 'em)

Best Irish saying: "Friken Ejet" (as in Father Ted)

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Hey Mulan,

cranking her up a notch into pro-nun-sea-ashun eh? alrighty then ..

Adelaide is pronounced Add-laid

Melbourne is pronounced Malb'n

Brisbane is pronounced Brizy

America is pronounced Amareecah

LOL

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American Words Unused Here. Vice-Versa Also.

by Englishman in

jw
friends

in the uk you never hear words such as:.

railroad.

mortician.

zerubberballs

Bathroom = Toilet ..or do Americans use the bath as a little house on the praire? ..nah ..surely not? That's just a malicious Hollywood rumour .. surely ..

Momentary stop = an hour or so (learned that from a Hawaian bus .. i mean coach driver)

last days = a century or so or is that just youknow who?

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I am not leaving! .........this week, anyway ;)

by ozziepost in

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friends

just thought you'd like to know that the 'only second-best' nutter on the board will not be silenced!!.

but i may be away for a few days.

so mind you behave.

zerubberballs

ozzies having his bum and **** waxed!! sorry ozzie, i meant ta warn ya about the her ladyship Ladonna

avagoodweegend unclebruce

PS: Don't let any wildcats catch ya with yer pants down lol.

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SUICIDE ANYONE? ROTFL!!!

by zerubberballs in

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friends

excuse the attention getting title.. there is an urgent situation happening here right now.

in the post by "goodbye ..." kevin is threatening suicide.

i've never spoken to him.

zerubberballs

Excuse the attention getting title.

There is an urgent situation happening here right now. In the post by "Goodbye ..." Kevin is threatening suicide. I've never spoken to him. Lilacs has just appealed for his phone number in a separate thread. If anyone can help please post on either of those threads.

thankyou.

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