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  fruit

  by larc in

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  what is your favorite fruit.

  i like cherries myself, if you get my drift.. aint't life grand, and isnt't fluff wonnerful.

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  'can't elope' eli? what about bibleman (he's a fruit 'n nut) and available too .. hehehe
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  Stange Bedfellows

  by Carmel in

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  after reading dear yo yo mudda's question about whether or not each of us is df'd and for what reason, i was at first thoroughly pissed off at someone making such and inquiry.

  after reading the other responses, it was clear my angst was shared by many.

  i began to think how similiar yo yo's demeanor is to old yk.. naw, couldn't be.

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  LOL@ Room 215,

  I'd give YouKnow a wide berth but SirFred? I'd pay cash and que up half a day in the rain to see that guy conduct a watchtower study. It'd be freak'n hillarious.

  unclebruce

  SirFRED: Q: "what did the original porpoise of Jehovah's plan?"

  unclebruce: A: "so jonah got vomited on his beach"
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  fruit

  by larc in

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  what is your favorite fruit.

  i like cherries myself, if you get my drift.. aint't life grand, and isnt't fluff wonnerful.

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  zerubberballs

  sorry xena,

  I skipped school the day they did fruit and veg .. ok, i'll have coconuts
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  christian freedom ministry

  by NoDread in

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  minister/elder thinking of starting a ministry that caters to individuals out of fundementalist religions.

  a fellowship that focuses on the role of jesus as savior but does not require those gathering to believe in any strict interpertation of scripture.

  i have been approached by different non-denominational ministers in my area to act as an associate pastor of their churches and provide an outreach program for former j.w.. some have even indicated that such a ministry might prove usefull for many after having left the watchtower.

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  :::What could you possibly offer that a person could not get by taking a walk in the woods?

  I mean honestly, what could you possibly offer another human in regards to their relationship with god?

  The world doesn't need another religion does it? Not even another denomination, branch, or "fellowship", does it?
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  SixofNine,

  I just don't think you're entering into the $pirit of thi$ thread, i mean here's a guy who can $tart his own domination, opportunitie$ like that don't come everyday ..

  unclebru$e who recon$ NoDread $hould take Loopy-libra'$ hint and make a mot$a

  PS: Are Christians getting shallower or am I getting deeper? Seriously, between NoDread and libra_spirit i feel nauseous. You folks ars sick. All this "helping" people by setting traps in the name of religion is just disgusting. I don't know how you sleep nights, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

  what the WBTS can't repudiate they vilify
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  WBTS NULLIFY ones baptisim

  by bj in

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  have you ever heard that the wbts in rare cases nullify ones baptisim?.

  in france, a jw who was dying in his bed with aids, confessed to the elders, his homosexual relations.

  the elders not knowing what to do, contucted the bethel of france.

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  LOL@BATHORY

  I believe it can be done. If and only if, the " bad " practice was commited before ones baptism and then carried through and practised continuously after ones baptism, the baptism is regarded as being
  " falso ".

  Example : one guy i know well was smoking fags ( not joelbear lights...i mean winni blues ) before he got dunked, and continued practicing this through and after, got busted with the durry.... then indicated to the bosses that he never had quit before dunking took place actually. They reasoned it as a no-dunker!! Maybe this french poofter brother had a similar circumstance, maybe he was a pillow bitter before and remained a fudge masher after which rendered him a no-dunker ?!

  Methinks their logic may be sound and may even be scriptural.

  You are dead set amazing! ROTFL! unc.
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  A simple question for serious JW's

  by zerubberballs in

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  a simple question for serious jw's:.

  according to this sunday's newspaper suppliment a common snail travels at 24 inches/hour (60cm/hr).

  i've got snails in my garden and i've just crunched some math on my super scientific pocket calculator.

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  Hey Cellomould,

  How did you know about my "around the world and drop 'em off as Noah went" theory? lol. I even had one fundy tell me Noah's ark was really a flying saucer. When I asked about gravity waves and the electrical conductivity of Gopher wood from Shittim he disappeared .. i guess i wasn't spiritual enough to discus the deeper things of God.

  With global warming the snowline of the Australian alps, just 2 hours drive from here, is lowering and causing high mountain streams to dry up. There are a number of fresh water fish and other unique species severely threatened because of it. If the Noah "drop 'em off as you go" theory is correct old Noah was a busy Patriach indeed.

  Here's something not many people know: Egyptian King Tuts famous mask was made of Gold mined in Australia. True. West Australian gold. True history is often stranger than fiction.

  unclebruce

  PS: My "250,000 species" includes marine animals. (but it's the only number i can remmember)
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  A simple question for serious JW's

  by zerubberballs in

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  a simple question for serious jw's:.

  according to this sunday's newspaper suppliment a common snail travels at 24 inches/hour (60cm/hr).

  i've got snails in my garden and i've just crunched some math on my super scientific pocket calculator.

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  Sorry Englishman,

  I don't do smut. I've a weak stomach and I've had a beef vindaloo tonight so stop this dirty chit chat before you send me riding the porcelain taxi to Tijuana.

  uncleprude
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  Quiz: What do these have in common?

  by Simon in

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  this will test you knowledge of wt history ... what do all the following items have in common:.

  adding machines.

  aeroplanes.

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  Ah yes skimmer that rings a bell .. going back even earlier Russell wrote about the American civil where men flew in balloons dropping bombs thus breaking the powers of the heavens, machine guns and other new machines of death were a sure sign of satans presence etc.....
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  A simple question for serious JW's

  by zerubberballs in

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  a simple question for serious jw's:.

  according to this sunday's newspaper suppliment a common snail travels at 24 inches/hour (60cm/hr).

  i've got snails in my garden and i've just crunched some math on my super scientific pocket calculator.

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  A simple question for serious JW's:

  According to this Sunday's newspaper suppliment a common snail travels at 24 inches/hour (60cm/hr). I've got snails in my garden and I've just crunched some math on my super scientific pocket calculator. The distance in miles between my place and Mt.Ararat x 5,280 divided by 24 then divided by 365 (i know i haven't allowed for leap years and "O" years bibleman) = 3,013 years 8 months 4 days.

  According to that these snails, if they ran flat out 24 hours a day through persia, india, thailand and indonesia and swam the arufura sea at the same pace, could have arrived here about 400 years ago. I can hear the fundy's breathing a deep sigh of relief and declaring the ancient aboriginal midens full of snail shells near here not so ancient as scientists say.

  Poor bloody snails eh? 6,000 year round trip only to be roasted on a cavemans fire. Oh well at least they got a boat ride with Noah. Hang on.. what if they piggy backed a kangaroo? .. yeah that's it after Noah unloaded all the Australian animals (all 250,000 species) they made a beeline for the antipedes .. was it two Kangaroos or seven bearing the load? .. if only bro.bruce bainbridge was here.. perhaps this post should be titled: "A serious question for simple JW's"

  .. mmm i wonder how fast a sugar ant can run?

  cheers up there bro bainbridge (don't fall ;)

  PS: No JW's posting? Well come on Rex, YouKnow, Shelby, Bibleman, Yadfluff tell me the struth.
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  Quiz: What do these have in common?

  by Simon in

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  this will test you knowledge of wt history ... what do all the following items have in common:.

  adding machines.

  aeroplanes.

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  zerubberballs

  Yeah Ballistic i recon you've got it!

  unclebruce, riding his bicycle through darkest africa, aluminium typewriter barbwired to the back.