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  Good Lord! Thats one big Weenie!

  by OUTLAW in

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  i just love to play jokes on people,and assemblys were a good place to do it.they were developing new products to be sold at the consession stands and my elder dad was in charge.the new fast food they were about to introduce was called a "pronto pup".a weiner on a wooden shish-ka-bob stick,dipped in batter,then deep fried.they were trying to come up with a batter that would give the weiner a good coating,taste good, and come out golden brown.i was in charge of the first batch.i couldn`t let this opportunity go.i dipped,cooked,re-dipped,cooked,re-dipped..ect,ect,untill that baby was about the size of a football.it looked perfect,except it was so dam big.

  (you wouldn`t want to get hit in the head with it!

  lol).finally everyone came back to see how the first batch came out.they couldn`t believe their eyes,these things were humungus,why did the batter puff out so big?what had gone wrong?

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  LMAO!!
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  More JW Conventions

  by Kenneson in

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  one is in the virgin islands.. "jehovah witness convention this week".

  "jehovah witnesses from the virgin islands area, with 1200 other delegates, will be attending a three-day "zealous kingdom proclaimers" district convention held this week at the assembly hall.. "admission is free and no collections will be made.

  the public is invited to attend.. "for more information call noel m. lewis at 775-5296.".

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  Do you know of any "conned-ventions"...coming up in California?
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  If you could fight anybody?

  by space in

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  if you could fight anybody dead or alive who would it be?

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  LuckyLucy

  The JW ASSHOLE who raped one of my loved ones...make it ALL the assholes who have raped.
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  Going out in service......once again.

  by LuckyLucy in

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  well...it's sunday again and its time for me to get ready to go "out in service".. exept now, instead of putting on a long dowdy skirt , blouse up to my fricking neck and geeky shoes, i will be putting on sweat pants,a tee shirt and high top rebocks.. instead of carry a bag with watchtowers and awakes..i have a backpack with leaflets about protecting your children.. 25 years ago if anyone told me i would be doing this i would have said your out of your mind!!.

  thank you wt for stripping my dignity away by sending me door to door preaching your bull shit.. because now...every door i go to i am slowing regaining my dignity and self worth.. thank you wt for training me so well...how does it feel to have your own "weapon" aimed back at you??

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  Dizzy...you have fallen off that fence and hit your little head (small mind)

  Just my opinion....freedom of speech,

  BuhBye!!
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  Going out in service......once again.

  by LuckyLucy in

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  well...it's sunday again and its time for me to get ready to go "out in service".. exept now, instead of putting on a long dowdy skirt , blouse up to my fricking neck and geeky shoes, i will be putting on sweat pants,a tee shirt and high top rebocks.. instead of carry a bag with watchtowers and awakes..i have a backpack with leaflets about protecting your children.. 25 years ago if anyone told me i would be doing this i would have said your out of your mind!!.

  thank you wt for stripping my dignity away by sending me door to door preaching your bull shit.. because now...every door i go to i am slowing regaining my dignity and self worth.. thank you wt for training me so well...how does it feel to have your own "weapon" aimed back at you??

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  Well...it's Sunday again and its time for me to get ready to go "out in service".
  Exept now, instead of putting on a long dowdy skirt , blouse up to my fricking neck and geeky shoes, I will be putting on sweat pants,a tee shirt and high top rebocks.

  Instead of carry a bag with watchtowers and awakes..I have a backpack with leaflets about protecting your children.

  25 years ago if anyone told me I would be doing this i would have said your out of your mind!!

  Thank you WT for stripping my dignity away by sending me door to door preaching your Bull Shit.

  Because now...every door I go to I am slowing regaining my dignity and self worth.

  Thank you WT for training me so well...how does it feel to have your own "weapon" aimed back at you???
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  What pisses you off about elders wives?

  by bay64me in

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  the elders wife that really pisses me off, is the one that would boastfully announce that jehovah had provided her husband with a part-time teaching job, emphasising that his employment was "on the line" each year....but thanks to jehovah,(in other words) we are so fucking loyal and do many hours in field service and things that nobody could possibly know about ( but i'm letting you know indirectly) so my husband has an income to assist us in our pioneer service!

  what pisses you off about elders wives?

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  LuckyLucy

  LMAO/elsewhere
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  Over analyze this

  by LuckyLucy in

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  is this the sign of the beast???.

  http://www.greaterthings.com/news/chip_implants/

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  Is this the sign of the beast???

  http://www.greaterthings.com/News/Chip_Implants/
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  Hits close to home!!!

  by LuckyLucy in

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  home > christianity today magazine > culture & technology > film .

  christianity today, week of july 29. .

  aliens and wonders.

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  Home > Christianity Today Magazine > Culture & Technology > Film Christianity Today, Week of July 29 Aliens and Wonders A Hindu director who attended Christian schools tells a parable about a Christ-haunted ex-priest. By Douglas LeBlanc | posted 08/01/2002 Signs directed by M. Night Shyamalan Touchstone Pictures There's plenty to fear in 21st-century America, from terror strikes to the abductions and murders of children, especially if we have no sense that God cares or will do anything when we are imperiled. In his third major film as a director, M. Night Shyamalan takes our fears to an extraterrestrial level. Along the way he tells a less fantastic but more important story about loving God amid both fear and suffering. The premise of Signs is that the large, hieroglyphic crop circles that show up in fields throughout the world are the work of menacing extraterrestrials. Shyamalan builds the tension with a subtlety worthy of Alfred Hitchcock, showing only glimpses of these threatening aliens; we hear them more than we see them. James Newton Howard's score echoes the tense music of Bernard Herrmann, who made several Hitchcock classics (including Vertigo , North by Northwest , and Psycho ) so memorable. The circles end up in cornfields belonging to Graham Hess (Mel Gibson), a former Episcopal priest who has resigned his ministry and nurses a grudge toward God. Yet Hess, or "Father," as his neighbors persist in calling him, cannot escape God so easily. He has removed a cross from a hallway wall, but its outline remains framed by household grime. When he tries to sound threatening to a nighttime intruder by cursing, the results are comical. Although the possibility of seeing extraterrestrials pummeled is what will draw most people to see Signs , the dramatic heart of the film occurs when Hess is trapped in his home's basement with his son, Morgan (Rory Culkin); daughter, Bo (Abigail Breslin); and brother, Merrill (Joaquin Phoenix). Morgan begins suffering an asthma attack, his inhaler of medicine is upstairs with the space aliens, and it looks as though Hess may now lose his son too. "Don't do this to me again," Hess tells God. "I hate you. I hate you." But Hess suddenly is able to comfort and guide his son through the attack, choosing the odd language of "Believe the air will come," while Merrill prays for them. God is present even in the former priest's most despairing and frightening moments. Hess is bitter about losing his wife in an auto accident, yet he shows compassion toward the guilt-ridden veterinarian (Shyamalan) who caused her death. Even as he expresses hatred for God, Hess ultimately cries out to him. Hess is one of the most Christ-haunted figures in contemporary cinema. This astonishing story of suffering, grief, and redemption comes from a 32-year-old wunderkind who was born a Hindu and attended Roman Catholic and Episcopal schools in his formative years. Shyamalan is making brilliant, significant, and provocative films in a time when more experienced directors flood the market with sludge. In a pivotal scene with his brother, Hess explains that people see life's circumstances either as miracles, as proof of God's caring for them, or as mere luck. In a film culture so rife with cynicism and multimillion-dollar product placements, it is a miracle to behold this film by M. Night Shyamalan.
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  Shoulda done this when I left...

  by truthseeker1 in

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  i should have done this when i left:.

  during my last talk, give it real sarcastic.

  perhaps talk about the un and really emphasize about how the wt says they are no part of it, then read excerpts of the un letter.

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  Throw out little stuffed smurfs while your at it..How i would love to be a fly on the wall!!
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  my dream about hawkaw

  by Cygnus in

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  i have very lucid dreams.

  i can remember them very clearly.. last night i dreamed that i was attending a jw district convention as an incognito apostate informant, and i was on the cell phone talking to someone who was describing to me what hawkaw looked like so i could have a meeting with him.. anyone else have weird dreams like that?.

  (and, hawkaw, i don't know why my brain picked you... lol)

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  I dreamed that my girlfriend and I put flower pots on our heads and streaked through the KH. It felt good!!