@ Magnum: I'd love to know whether the Pixar incident really happened at all and if it did, how the conversation really went.
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The CO happened to be in the same airport as a guy from Pixar. As they sat in the waiting area, here's what happened:
CO: "Hi. I'm a Jehovah's Witness. You probably didn't recognize me without my literature trolley parked 30 feet away while I sip a Grande Starbucks Frappuccino. But I do have a "JW. Org" lapel pin. See."
Pixar Guy: "Yeah, I've heard of JWs. One of the janitors in the home office is one of you."
CO: "Has he shown you our latest animated feature that we take full credit for producing but we actually hired it out to a worldly firm?"
Pixar Guy: "Yes, I've seen it. You get what you pay for and JWs work for free, right?"
CO: "True."
Pixar Guy: "At Pixar, we know in order to get the best, you must hire the best, and that means paying our people big bucks. I'm glad that we at Pixar do not have to rely on slave labor to do what we do. Actually paying people makes all the difference in the world."
CO: "Care for a sip of my Frappuccino?"