AndDontCallMeShirley

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  Evolution is just a theory

  by venting in

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  this ticks me off!

  last sundays watchtower talked about how organised the heavens are.

  how it works so acuratley.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Okay, sir82, let's compromise: It was The Iron Goat Age written about in the Bronze Age.
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  Why do JWs have this* on their FB pages now?

  by Kudra in

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  "The world will know....

  that Jesus still isn't doing anything and WT is still a drama queen".
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  Evolution is just a theory

  by venting in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this ticks me off!

  last sundays watchtower talked about how organised the heavens are.

  how it works so acuratley.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Vidiot: ...the writings of bronze-age nomads.

  Now, now, Vidiot...we've talked about this before. They were Stone Age nomads written about in the Bronze Age.
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  Questions From Readers (w67, 6/15, p383) :How old was Abel when he died?

  by raymond frantz in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the watchtgower has decided to drop most of it's old publications up to 1990 and it looks like the library cd will be a thing of the past soon .i have decided to save some of the old content especially the questions from readers like wordpress posts and add photos ,let me know what you think.here is one from the 1967 watchtower.

  how old was abel when he died ?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Who needs Steve Reeves when God is your spotter?
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  Questions From Readers (w67, 6/15, p383) :How old was Abel when he died?

  by raymond frantz in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the watchtgower has decided to drop most of it's old publications up to 1990 and it looks like the library cd will be a thing of the past soon .i have decided to save some of the old content especially the questions from readers like wordpress posts and add photos ,let me know what you think.here is one from the 1967 watchtower.

  how old was abel when he died ?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  they've clearly got one hell of a sharp razor to be that clean shaven.

  ....and a great barber. "Evidently" Eve was a hair stylist.
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  Questions From Readers (w67, 6/15, p383) :How old was Abel when he died?

  by raymond frantz in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the watchtgower has decided to drop most of it's old publications up to 1990 and it looks like the library cd will be a thing of the past soon .i have decided to save some of the old content especially the questions from readers like wordpress posts and add photos ,let me know what you think.here is one from the 1967 watchtower.

  how old was abel when he died ?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Questions From Readers Minutiae From The Writing Dept. about crap that just doesn't matter (w67, 6/15, p383) :How old was Abel when he died?

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  Terminology indicating "we're going to pull some answers out of our ass":

  "Since the Bible records nothing in the way of history [we'll speculate and make s**t up]"

  "it is reasonable to conclude"

  "It is not at all likely"

  "evidently"

  "must have"

  "It is possible"
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  Can anyone give me any advice on how to get rid of cockroaches?

  by Jeannette in

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  i have sprayed, i have bug bombed, i have sprayed some more.

  i threw things out i thought that they might have a nest in.

  i soaked some things in hot water all day.

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  Can anyone give me any advice on how to get rid of cockroaches?

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  Tell them:

  1. "I have my own religion"

  2. "I am not interested"

  3. "I am an apostate"

  4. Post a sign that says, "No Jehovah's Witnesses".

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  Oh, you meant the insects....never mind.
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  INSTAGRAM "greatest month of witnessing" etc...

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  oh wow!....

  i have seen some really pathetic instagram posts today..... so many have posted pictures of "all of us out in service in the greatest month of witnessing ever camapign"..... there are slide shows, with snapshots of old and very young in service handing out leaflets etc... it is really quite sad to see the hype building up!.

  anyone else seen such things?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Magnum: I swear there are publishers in my local congregation who can't put the following Bible characters in chronological order: Daniel, Abraham, Paul, Noah

  Obviously Abraham comes first. It starts with an "A".
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  INSTAGRAM "greatest month of witnessing" etc...

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  oh wow!....

  i have seen some really pathetic instagram posts today..... so many have posted pictures of "all of us out in service in the greatest month of witnessing ever camapign"..... there are slide shows, with snapshots of old and very young in service handing out leaflets etc... it is really quite sad to see the hype building up!.

  anyone else seen such things?.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  GREATEST MONTH OF WITNESSING EVER

  = more unproductive hours spent preaching than last year...and fewer baptisms than last year.

  In WT Land, circling the drain is considered a triumph.
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  Evolution is just a theory

  by venting in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this ticks me off!

  last sundays watchtower talked about how organised the heavens are.

  how it works so acuratley.

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  2. 
  3. 
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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Creation is a theory hypothesis based on ____________ .