the following e-mail is circulating among jws about the international convention at fedex stadium in landover, md.
note the all-too-familiar jw claims: everything they do (including the simple act of parking cars) is proof of jehovah'stm blessing, and everything wt did at the convention was the fastest, greatest, best ever.
oh, and the never-fails-to-get-mentioned alleged 'persecution'/resistance from some unnamed authority who tried to get in watchtower's way and hamper the effort...but jws prevailed anyway (as always):.
FHN: How are they feeding all these people?
While WT is allegedly performing miraculous, record-setting car parking feats which has the world amazed and in utter disbelief at WTs technological advancement and obvious direction by Jehovah™, sadly JWs are still packing a bag lunch of PB&Js of their own making to the convention.
Not even simple manna is available.
the following e-mail is circulating among jws about the international convention at fedex stadium in landover, md.
note the all-too-familiar jw claims: everything they do (including the simple act of parking cars) is proof of jehovah'stm blessing, and everything wt did at the convention was the fastest, greatest, best ever.
oh, and the never-fails-to-get-mentioned alleged 'persecution'/resistance from some unnamed authority who tried to get in watchtower's way and hamper the effort...but jws prevailed anyway (as always):.
OTWO....
You forgot to mention that the sky was bluer than ever and even the clouds were happy as the floated over the stadium.
insearchoftruth: so a lot of folks did not pay attention to the guidance to not drive personal automobiles.
It's okay, Jehovah will give those rebellious JWs a mulligan on this one because they helped Him and WT set a new "record" He can add to his list of inconsequential WT trivia proving JWs are the greatest people to have ever graced the soil of this planet called Earth.
the following e-mail is circulating among jws about the international convention at fedex stadium in landover, md.
note the all-too-familiar jw claims: everything they do (including the simple act of parking cars) is proof of jehovah'stm blessing, and everything wt did at the convention was the fastest, greatest, best ever.
oh, and the never-fails-to-get-mentioned alleged 'persecution'/resistance from some unnamed authority who tried to get in watchtower's way and hamper the effort...but jws prevailed anyway (as always):.
Vidiot: Wow. They've moved from spin to full-on bullshit
In WT parlance bullshit is called "progress" and "keeping up with Jehovah's celestial chariot".
"Spin" is old light and an outdated term.
atheists believe that god should stop the large-scale injustice on earth; if he does'nt, then he does not exist.
jws believe that god will intervene sometime in the last days!.
interestingly, both throw themselves on their own expectation of soemthing god should or will do, yet in fact something god does not have to do.
For me evilness is more classified with intentional acts to harm deliberately out of vengence, anger, malice and even pleasure. To me that is what evil stands for. Indifference is something comepletly different in my view.
If a lifeguard, or worse, a parent, stood by and 'indifferently' watched a child drown just a few feet away, when both the lifeguard or parent could easily save their life, that wouldn't be considered evil because they were not "deliberately" pushing the child down into the water?
hi i have to go to one of these soon.
i find it difficult enough to sit through a meeting knowing what i now know.
how to survive a whole three days???!!!
how to survive a three day assembly?
Option A: don't go,
Option B: fake your own death (Option A plus the advantage of not having to explain),
Option C: 1.75 liters of Bourbon (per day), earplugs and dark glasses. Claim to have a disability which allows you to bring a lounge chair.
atheists believe that god should stop the large-scale injustice on earth; if he does'nt, then he does not exist.
jws believe that god will intervene sometime in the last days!.
interestingly, both throw themselves on their own expectation of soemthing god should or will do, yet in fact something god does not have to do.
cantleave: ADCMS you are forgetting amputees bring it on themslves
You are correct. I forgot about CurrentWTslave's irrefutable logic on that point.
the following e-mail is circulating among jws about the international convention at fedex stadium in landover, md.
note the all-too-familiar jw claims: everything they do (including the simple act of parking cars) is proof of jehovah'stm blessing, and everything wt did at the convention was the fastest, greatest, best ever.
oh, and the never-fails-to-get-mentioned alleged 'persecution'/resistance from some unnamed authority who tried to get in watchtower's way and hamper the effort...but jws prevailed anyway (as always):.
"How come Jehovah blessed your convention and Tucson, AZ was a nightmare with parking, does that mean he wasn't blessing theirs?"
Jehovah doesn't go to Tucson in the summer...it's too hot. J-Dubs in Az. have to park their cars without the aid of Holy Spirit™.
atheists believe that god should stop the large-scale injustice on earth; if he does'nt, then he does not exist.
jws believe that god will intervene sometime in the last days!.
interestingly, both throw themselves on their own expectation of soemthing god should or will do, yet in fact something god does not have to do.
god doesn't like amputees...that's why he has never, ever helped one of them.
atheists believe that god should stop the large-scale injustice on earth; if he does'nt, then he does not exist.
jws believe that god will intervene sometime in the last days!.
interestingly, both throw themselves on their own expectation of soemthing god should or will do, yet in fact something god does not have to do.
I pray to a jug of milk, and have the same results as when I used to pray to god:
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the following e-mail is circulating among jws about the international convention at fedex stadium in landover, md.
note the all-too-familiar jw claims: everything they do (including the simple act of parking cars) is proof of jehovah'stm blessing, and everything wt did at the convention was the fastest, greatest, best ever.
oh, and the never-fails-to-get-mentioned alleged 'persecution'/resistance from some unnamed authority who tried to get in watchtower's way and hamper the effort...but jws prevailed anyway (as always):.
Pity Jehovah and his holy spirit can't coordinate a campaign to end global hunger and war. But parking? Like a boss.
In the words of Dirty Harry: "A man's god's got to know his limitations."
Jehovah™ knows his limitations so handles the hard stuff- waving an orange baton to direct the Prius precisely between the two white lines.
It makes one wonder how a JW ever parks their own car when they aren't at a convention?
