Posts by AndDontCallMeShirley

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This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

by stuckinarut2 in

so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

AndDontCallMeShirley

just wish I could see the November WT of 2029 to see how they will explain all this shit then...

This is easy: 2029 overlaps 2014 and 1914.

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Why doesn't god like thongs, tightie whities, boxers or just plain going "commando"?

by AndDontCallMeShirley in

please don't mock the mormon's magical underwear.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pslrvpeodog&feature=player_embedded.

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Why doesn't god like thongs, tightie whities, boxers or just plain going "commando"?

by AndDontCallMeShirley in

please don't mock the mormon's magical underwear.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pslrvpeodog&feature=player_embedded.

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AndDontCallMeShirley

Please don't mock the Mormon's magical underwear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsLrVpeodog&feature=player_embedded

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This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

by stuckinarut2 in

so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

AndDontCallMeShirley

2014 "overlaps" with 1914 so we're still good....

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This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

by stuckinarut2 in

so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

AndDontCallMeShirley

steve2: I like the part in the letter that instructs the elders not to prepare for that part of the meeting because it will be featured in the video.

This is a sign of things to come...Don't do the "research" yourselves

Actually, this idea has been around for decades. WT likes JWs to remain stupid and ignorant:

Watchtower 1967 June 1 p.338 Move Ahead with Jehovah's Organization

"But in Jehovah's organization it is not necessary to spend a lot of time and energy in research, for there are brothers in the organization who are assigned to do that very thing..."

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This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

by stuckinarut2 in

so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

AndDontCallMeShirley

WT has been down this road before...and still hasn't learned a thing:

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"The year 1925 is a date definitely and clearly marked in the Scriptures, even more clearly than that of 1914"
--Watchtower 7/15/1924, p.211

"This chronology is not of man but of God . . . of divine origin . . . absolutely and unqualifiedly correct."
--Watchtower 7/15/1922, p.217

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This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

by stuckinarut2 in

so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

AndDontCallMeShirley

WT leaders saying that the kingdom started in 1914 is like me saying my left nut is a walnut

You're out-gunned, Flipper. WT has 7 nuts running the show.

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This weeks service meeting! More craziness.....

by stuckinarut2 in

so this weeks service meeting is so full of "crazy".

a whole 15 min part devoted to trying to indoctrinate everyone on how to "explain our beliefs on 1914".

then another 15 min part called "a tool to help us explain our beliefs about 1914".

AndDontCallMeShirley

"know" and "fact" = we (WT) are guessing/fantasizing/hoping/pulling stuff out of our a$$. Just go with it.

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Warwick Building Project Fluff Stories

by bruh2012 in

talking about an article that makes you want to throw-up in your mouth- wt-study jan 15, 2015 the offered themselves willingly.. amazing the psych job of selling your business, moving your entire family, quiting your job to be a "temporary" worker at the new world headquarters!.

throw your livelyhood away only to get the "feeling" that jehovahs is blessing you!

i wish there was away to track the psych job during patterson and other major projects of what happened to all the "friends" that sold and got rid of their livelyhood then and where are they now.. did you ever sacrifce it all for a building project only to be left with nothing after your "spiritual high"?.

AndDontCallMeShirley

steve2: the smell of the end has vaporized

Oh, there's still a smell...and it's coming from an 'end' alright.

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Awful WTBTS " infomercial " funeral service talk

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

w77 6/1 pp.

346-347 mourning and funeralsfor whom?

a funeral or memorial service?

AndDontCallMeShirley

Some have thought that a funeral is for the purpose of eulogizing the deceased

Yes, "some" have thought this. It is everyone except JWs. WT fails to understand the rest of humanity has a heart, so considers it a fatal flaw to actually want to eulogize a loved one.