AndDontCallMeShirley

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  It is official they're selling off Kingdom Halls in Britain

  by raymond frantz in

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  2. scandals

  i posted here a week ago some disturbing news for congregations being consolidated in britain.

  my goodness that was nothing !

  a letter was read today from bethel addressed to all congregations in britain that can only be described as the biggest news for years.the main points:.

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  ...and in a few years: jehovah has blessed his organization with growth such that most kingdom halls are now overcrowded. Please donate what you can such that we can buy more land for jehovah

  bohm's got it figured out.

  It's no diffrent than when WT was building Branch Offices at a breakneck pace: it was "evidence of Jehovah's blessing".

  Then when WT began the grand selloff: it was "evidence of Jehovah's blessing".

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  S&R:

  Does God have old age dementia? YES

  Does God hate brits? God hates everybody, but maybe the brits just a little more (why? who knows? God is funny that way)

  Is this new new light? When is it ever NOT new light?

  Is the chariot in reverse? The wheels fell off a long time ago

  Are the current members so lacking in courage that they humble themselves still before the mighty hand of an obvious financial con? YES
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  cofty: On the other hand we could explain what we believed.

  JWs can still explain their beliefs.

  "If you want to know what I believe, just go to JW.Org".
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  This will test the faith of the Brothers by not being allowed to get a boner

  LOL. I failed my test of faith just thinking about it...
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  Four, five and six congos to a building

  Yet at the same time WT is clamoring for cash under the guise they need more money to build Kingdom Halls...so there won't be four, five or six congregations sharing the same building.

  Only in WT Land...
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  Nov 2014 KM - a text message counts as a return visit!

  by EndofMysteries in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if you don't know, km's are now online too.

  under the heading, "i cannot find him at home again!

  " it mentions how a text message or email is to be counted as a return visit.

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  GC: Counting service time is easier than ever!

  Which makes the 2 billion hours a year JWs report absolutely meaningless.
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  It is official they're selling off Kingdom Halls in Britain

  by raymond frantz in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i posted here a week ago some disturbing news for congregations being consolidated in britain.

  my goodness that was nothing !

  a letter was read today from bethel addressed to all congregations in britain that can only be described as the biggest news for years.the main points:.

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  And no JWs question why all their money goes to WT when at the same time they are being crammed and consolidated into fewer buildings? Astonishing.

  Yet the Org is allegedly growing and progressing at runaway speed.
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  The contribution/donation bit, we sure got it right and most are so green with envy!

  LOL.

  I'm sure the Mormons and Catholics wish they were JWs.

  It is not a perfect arrangement as nothing of human makingis

  Interesting. And here all this time I have been under the impression JWs believe Jehovah created your organization.

  So, Gustv, the pedophilia issue...how's WT doing on that one? Too bad WT is not as good at protecting children and turning in criminals as it is at the money grabbing and real estate game.
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  Nov 2014 KM - a text message counts as a return visit!

  by EndofMysteries in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if you don't know, km's are now online too.

  under the heading, "i cannot find him at home again!

  " it mentions how a text message or email is to be counted as a return visit.

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  Gustv: 'Do-Nothing' people and yet we continue to prosper.

  Ah, someone who actually believes WT's numbers.

  Hey, Gustv: look in your Yearbooks for past figures. JWs used to get nearly 400,000 baptisms a year in half the annual service hours and with half the publishers they have now.

  How is double the time for half the return considered 'prosperity'?
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  Girls names

  by FeelingFree in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok so i know its not really anything to do with jwness but we are struggling with baby names and really can't think of one we both like.

  its getting a bit desperate as i'm due in about 8 weeks .. i'm getting bored of looking at the same old names on the baby names websites so any suggestions would be much appreciated (girls please).. **cash prize for the one we choose!

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  Blanche, Broomhilda, Daisy, Vagina, Gertrude, Edwina, Flossy.

  Or just keep it simple with Mahershalalhashbaz
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  Gustv: Our efforts have provided us with beautiful places of worship here and all over the world...It is pathetic to see church members on street corners asking for money to fund their crap...The way JWs do it is very dignified and thus far is working magnificently for us.

  Ah, yes. Gustv...the tireless WT apologetic who brags about WT's real estate but hangs out everyday on an apostate website pissing and moaning about what he doesn't like about WT...and doesn't pass up an opportunity to criticize other religions in the process.

  THAT'S what I call pathetic.