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  Five Jehovah’s Witnesses traveling to convention feared to have drowned. Western Region, Ghana

  by Sol Reform in

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  five jehovahs witnesses traveling to convention feared to have drowned.

  western region, ghana.

  http://www.ghanaweb.com/ghanahomepage/newsarchive/artikel.php?id=312004&comment=0#com.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  You can bet you won't read about that experience anywhere in Dub literature

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  There's not much room left after they run stories about the one GB member that just died....

  You see, in WT Land it's not how many JWs die that's important...it's only who died that counts....

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  Somehow I doubt the last words they said to themselves before drowning were, "Listen, obey and be blessed", or, "at least we followed the WTs orders to cross flooding rivers to get to the convention, " whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not. "
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  Drama: Not ONE word has failed! Regional Convention 2014

  by OneDayillBeFree in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  looks like the borg spent all it's money on hd panels, gigabit internet connections and ipads cause this is by far the lamest and most stupid drama ever in the history of the org!.

  apart from the worse than porn-without-the-porn acting and dialogue, the special effects consist of square painted panels and a crappy blue screen.

  also the lighting looks like it was made using flashlights.. even the die hards we're laughing at it and mentioned how silly it looked.. i envy all of those that aren't attending this "historic 100-years-since-christ's-reign" convention.. .

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  New Scrolls (Revelation 20:12)

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  Another WT lie in plain sight. Read the scripture, then tell me where it says "new".

  I did this little exercise with a JW and they stood there like a monkey doing a math problem. Totally confused, trying to correlate what they just read with what they've been told their entire life.
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  Drama: Not ONE word has failed! Regional Convention 2014

  by OneDayillBeFree in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  looks like the borg spent all it's money on hd panels, gigabit internet connections and ipads cause this is by far the lamest and most stupid drama ever in the history of the org!.

  apart from the worse than porn-without-the-porn acting and dialogue, the special effects consist of square painted panels and a crappy blue screen.

  also the lighting looks like it was made using flashlights.. even the die hards we're laughing at it and mentioned how silly it looked.. i envy all of those that aren't attending this "historic 100-years-since-christ's-reign" convention.. .

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  I don't really speak Spanish, but all I could hear in the audio is, "grande pendejo WT Consejo de administración".

  (rough translation: the WT GB are big a**holes).
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  How do you reconcile the powerful deity (GOD) making an about face, OT and NT.

  by jam in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  he appear powerful, holy, punishing angry and jealous in the ot.. in the nt in form of jesus, he appears kind, loving, meek and.

  forgiving.. how do you reconcile the powerful dieity of the ot that ordered the.

  destruction of countless cities with the kneeling jesus who defended.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  The god of the NT is a ruse but still the god of the OT.

  OT god: genocide of local desert nations

  NT god: genocide of the human race at Armageddon.

  The NT god just stepped up his game a bit.
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  Handing in '' Field Service Report '' even if you're very ill.

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my mom has not been to any meetings or participated in field service since august 2013. she cannot walk due to all her medical conditions.

  she is either in bed or sitting in a wheel chair.. our family hired a caretaker monday - friday to help her eat, take her to the bathroom and sit with her in case she needs anything.

  in the evenings and weekends, we have family members take care of her.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Jehovah™ is a numbers god.

  Mercy? Love? Kindness to strangers? Compassion? Charitable acts? Since these things cannot be quantified they have no value in the WT Org.

  But a FS report of 15 minutes for the month from a dying JW barely able to function? Priceless.
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  An unbelievable statement!!! Sadly, it's all too real!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  from the wt summarry- .

  remember this day 6/8/2014.

  kcmo rc of jws.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  More accurately, the question should have asked, " When you look at yourself in the mirror as a Jehovah's Witness, do you see a person who WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE LIFE?" [collective sigh of resignation and disillusionment]
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  Atlanta Int Convention 2014:The Big Party. Does this look like WT believes Armageddon is coming "soon"?

  by AndDontCallMeShirley in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=potrr2qxhue.

  .. if armageddon is "imminent", why is wt focused on sight-seeing, entertainment, travel, etc.

  instead of preaching and saving people??.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  after the huge disappontment of finding out what a dry bore-fest such a gathering is, with no real spiritual or uplifting content, they would never return

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  Oh, I don't know...I think almost any interested person would come back just for the JW line dances or tour of the Atlanta Penitentiary.

  "Get ready for the time of your life!"
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  An unbelievable statement!!! Sadly, it's all too real!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  from the wt summarry- .

  remember this day 6/8/2014.

  kcmo rc of jws.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Break it down to percentages and you get how many JWs die each year, something like 128,000 JWs die each year

  Sounds about right. Globally I think the death rate is 1-2% on average. 2% of 7,5 million JWs is aprox. 150,000
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  An unbelievable statement!!! Sadly, it's all too real!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  from the wt summarry- .

  remember this day 6/8/2014.

  kcmo rc of jws.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  deisgns: You have to run some math figures on the death and birth rates for the 15,000,000 JWs. How many die per day.

  In truth, all JWs die a little bit each day. It ain't easy living with massive disappointment and dashed/unfulfilled hopes and dreams....

  * not sure what the 15,000,000 figure is about...there are aprox. 7,5 million JWs.
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  An unbelievable statement!!! Sadly, it's all too real!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  from the wt summarry- .

  remember this day 6/8/2014.

  kcmo rc of jws.

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  AndDontCallMeShirley

  Remember this day 6/8/1914

  " When you look at yourself in the mirror, do you see yourself as a very unique person from among mankind, a person who WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE DEATH?!?!?!!!"

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  Remember this day 6/8/1915

  " When you look at yourself in the mirror, do you see yourself as a very unique person from among mankind, a person who WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE DEATH?!?!?!!!"

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  Remember this day 6/8/1925

  " When you look at yourself in the mirror, do you see yourself as a very unique person from among mankind, a person who WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE DEATH?!?!?!!!"

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  Remember this day 6/8/1974

  " When you look at yourself in the mirror, do you see yourself as a very unique person from among mankind, a person who WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE DEATH?!?!?!!!"

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  Remember this day 6/8/2014

  " When you look at yourself in the mirror, do you see yourself as a very unique person from among mankind, a person who WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE DEATH?!?!?!!!"