Posts by AndDontCallMeShirley

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More JW bragging about the Landover, MD. convention. Please have barf bag at the ready before reading

by AndDontCallMeShirley in

the following e-mail is circulating among jws about the international convention at fedex stadium in landover, md.

note the all-too-familiar jw claims: everything they do (including the simple act of parking cars) is proof of jehovah'stm blessing, and everything wt did at the convention was the fastest, greatest, best ever.

oh, and the never-fails-to-get-mentioned alleged 'persecution'/resistance from some unnamed authority who tried to get in watchtower's way and hamper the effort...but jws prevailed anyway (as always):.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Pete: I'm glad Jehovah is blessing the parking arrangement.....maybe he's trying to encourage people to drive their own cars since riding the bus to the assembly sometimes doesn't go so well.

With Jehovah in charge, JWs aren't even safe in a canoe, much less a bus:

Five family members drown in Prestea River

Sunday, 8 June 2014

Five persons said to be from the same family are feared to have drowned, after a canoe in which they were travelling capsized.

The five- a woman, her three daughters and a baby- were crossing a river to Prestea and later travel to Takwa for the Jehovah’s Witness convention there.

http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=312004&comment=0#com

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JW.org down?

by jw07 in

i'm seeing tons of comments from sad jws on my facebook feed saying that the beloved golden calf jw.org is offline.. what are you seeing when you try it?

*crosses fingers* i wish it could never ever return.. are they getting too much traffic to support?.

work of hackers?

AndDontCallMeShirley

"hey we had so much traffic on the 12th of August 2014 that the site was offline for a short while!...but thankfully Jehovah™ is our IT guy and he bailed us out again because we're his religion."

JW.Org: "The best website in the whole wide world...better than anything Satan has."

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More JW bragging about the Landover, MD. convention. Please have barf bag at the ready before reading

by AndDontCallMeShirley in

the following e-mail is circulating among jws about the international convention at fedex stadium in landover, md.

note the all-too-familiar jw claims: everything they do (including the simple act of parking cars) is proof of jehovah'stm blessing, and everything wt did at the convention was the fastest, greatest, best ever.

oh, and the never-fails-to-get-mentioned alleged 'persecution'/resistance from some unnamed authority who tried to get in watchtower's way and hamper the effort...but jws prevailed anyway (as always):.

AndDontCallMeShirley

FHN: How are they feeding all these people?

While WT is allegedly performing miraculous, record-setting car parking feats which has the world amazed and in utter disbelief at WTs technological advancement and obvious direction by Jehovah™, sadly JWs are still packing a bag lunch of PB&Js of their own making to the convention.

Not even simple manna is available.

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More JW bragging about the Landover, MD. convention. Please have barf bag at the ready before reading

by AndDontCallMeShirley in

the following e-mail is circulating among jws about the international convention at fedex stadium in landover, md.

note the all-too-familiar jw claims: everything they do (including the simple act of parking cars) is proof of jehovah'stm blessing, and everything wt did at the convention was the fastest, greatest, best ever.

oh, and the never-fails-to-get-mentioned alleged 'persecution'/resistance from some unnamed authority who tried to get in watchtower's way and hamper the effort...but jws prevailed anyway (as always):.

AndDontCallMeShirley

OTWO....

You forgot to mention that the sky was bluer than ever and even the clouds were happy as the floated over the stadium.

insearchoftruth: so a lot of folks did not pay attention to the guidance to not drive personal automobiles.

It's okay, Jehovah will give those rebellious JWs a mulligan on this one because they helped Him and WT set a new "record" He can add to his list of inconsequential WT trivia proving JWs are the greatest people to have ever graced the soil of this planet called Earth.

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More JW bragging about the Landover, MD. convention. Please have barf bag at the ready before reading

by AndDontCallMeShirley in

the following e-mail is circulating among jws about the international convention at fedex stadium in landover, md.

note the all-too-familiar jw claims: everything they do (including the simple act of parking cars) is proof of jehovah'stm blessing, and everything wt did at the convention was the fastest, greatest, best ever.

oh, and the never-fails-to-get-mentioned alleged 'persecution'/resistance from some unnamed authority who tried to get in watchtower's way and hamper the effort...but jws prevailed anyway (as always):.

AndDontCallMeShirley

Vidiot: Wow. They've moved from spin to full-on bullshit

In WT parlance bullshit is called "progress" and "keeping up with Jehovah's celestial chariot".

"Spin" is old light and an outdated term.

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Atheists and JWs are on the same footing!

by exWTslave in

atheists believe that god should stop the large-scale injustice on earth; if he does'nt, then he does not exist.

jws believe that god will intervene sometime in the last days!.

interestingly, both throw themselves on their own expectation of soemthing god should or will do, yet in fact something god does not have to do.

AndDontCallMeShirley

For me evilness is more classified with intentional acts to harm deliberately out of vengence, anger, malice and even pleasure. To me that is what evil stands for. Indifference is something comepletly different in my view.

If a lifeguard, or worse, a parent, stood by and 'indifferently' watched a child drown just a few feet away, when both the lifeguard or parent could easily save their life, that wouldn't be considered evil because they were not "deliberately" pushing the child down into the water?

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how to survive a three day assembly?

by purrpurr in

hi i have to go to one of these soon.

i find it difficult enough to sit through a meeting knowing what i now know.

how to survive a whole three days???!!!

AndDontCallMeShirley

how to survive a three day assembly?

Option A: don't go,

Option B: fake your own death (Option A plus the advantage of not having to explain),

Option C: 1.75 liters of Bourbon (per day), earplugs and dark glasses. Claim to have a disability which allows you to bring a lounge chair.

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Atheists and JWs are on the same footing!

by exWTslave in

atheists believe that god should stop the large-scale injustice on earth; if he does'nt, then he does not exist.

jws believe that god will intervene sometime in the last days!.

interestingly, both throw themselves on their own expectation of soemthing god should or will do, yet in fact something god does not have to do.

AndDontCallMeShirley

cantleave: ADCMS you are forgetting amputees bring it on themslves

You are correct. I forgot about CurrentWTslave's irrefutable logic on that point.

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More JW bragging about the Landover, MD. convention. Please have barf bag at the ready before reading

by AndDontCallMeShirley in

the following e-mail is circulating among jws about the international convention at fedex stadium in landover, md.

note the all-too-familiar jw claims: everything they do (including the simple act of parking cars) is proof of jehovah'stm blessing, and everything wt did at the convention was the fastest, greatest, best ever.

oh, and the never-fails-to-get-mentioned alleged 'persecution'/resistance from some unnamed authority who tried to get in watchtower's way and hamper the effort...but jws prevailed anyway (as always):.

AndDontCallMeShirley

"How come Jehovah blessed your convention and Tucson, AZ was a nightmare with parking, does that mean he wasn't blessing theirs?"

Jehovah doesn't go to Tucson in the summer...it's too hot. J-Dubs in Az. have to park their cars without the aid of Holy Spirit™.

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Atheists and JWs are on the same footing!

by exWTslave in

atheists believe that god should stop the large-scale injustice on earth; if he does'nt, then he does not exist.

jws believe that god will intervene sometime in the last days!.

interestingly, both throw themselves on their own expectation of soemthing god should or will do, yet in fact something god does not have to do.

AndDontCallMeShirley

god doesn't like amputees...that's why he has never, ever helped one of them.