OTWO: "... everyone who paid attention ... will recognize that nothing serious was really highlighted ..."
Here is a quick summary of today's spiritual "food at the proper time" from Christ's brothers in the "Time of the End":
Brothers: No tight pants. They make you look gay. Also, if you're not a MS by your 23rd birthday, there's clearly something wrong with you. Maybe you're pants are too tight.
Sisters: Don't marry brothers that aren't at least an MS; and for God's sake, be modest when you go jogging.
Parents: Forget Disneyland, come to Bethel. Why? Because if you're kids leave "the Truth," it's your fault! Never mind that Satan left Jehovah; that's different.
Everyone: Speaking of Satan, he isn't Gog of Magog after all. We don't know who is, but it isn't him. Either way, you need to keep sending us money because we need to build lots and lots of Kingdom Halls. "Where are all of these KHs being built? There aren't any new ones being built around here!" you say. Well the answer is obvious: Somewhere else!
Oh, and if you thought you were going to get some encouragement, you were wrong. If you think God "understands" you, you were wrong.
Tony the Turd clearly says, "People say 'God understands.' Well, that's not the god of the bible, that's not the god I know."
Tony said it. I believe it and that settles it.
Let's review: It's a cult!
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