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  Optical Illusions

  by JH in

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  2. friends

  here are a few optical illusions below.

  how many black dots do you see in this picture.

  next optical illusion, try to find 9 faces in this picture.

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  Farkel,

  I'll have you know that I'm not just *any* moron. I'm a moron of the highest degree. In fact, I'd venture so far as to say that I am probably the most moronic one on this board. You know what? I'm even more of a moron than Alfred E. Newman! This is where I would insert one of those nonsensical smiley faces if I believed in using them. Please allow the exclamation point to communicate the levity of my post.

  100 - 85 = 15

  100 - 80 = 20

  100 - 75 = 25

  100 - 70 = 30

  15 + 20 + 25 + 30 = 90

  100 - 90 = 10

  Just my guess.

  - Syrup M. Titious ( guess what the M. stands for...)
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  Optical Illusions

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here are a few optical illusions below.

  how many black dots do you see in this picture.

  next optical illusion, try to find 9 faces in this picture.

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  Farkel, *you're* not going to take a stab at *your* face-counting ability?

  - Syrup
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  Looking for a scripture for CO/Elders visit...

  by meat pie in

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  2. bible

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  can anyone help me please, i think i remember a scripture something like; 'if a man tells you to do something and doesn't do it himself, don't listen to him'.

  i cannot find it, i thought it was in proverbs(nwt) but maybe i imagined it.. anyway, it is possible that the co might visit me late december, i have made a few informal requests, and i'd like to be massively prepared.i have a whole array of un documents/info ready.. if you can help with the above scripture i'd be thrilled.. ta, meaty.

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  Hi Meaty, I didn't kill this for ya did I?? :)
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  Optical Illusions

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here are a few optical illusions below.

  how many black dots do you see in this picture.

  next optical illusion, try to find 9 faces in this picture.

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  Surreptitious

  Same here. Nine faces counting the baby.

  I wondered about that dog, but since I'm a dyslexic atheist, I don't believe in him.

  - Syrup
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  Donkey's never-ending atheism thread

  by donkey in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  wih the permission of simon, i would like to start a thread to act as a collection of thought, quotes and miscellany on atheism and agnosticism.

  there are so many other threads on this subject but no one place which one can go to on here.

  i have much to share - enjoy and contribute with me please.give me the storm and stress of thought and action rather than the dead calm of ignorance and faith.

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  Hear about the dyslexic atheist?

  Doesn't believe in dog.

  - Syrup
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  Looking for a scripture for CO/Elders visit...

  by meat pie in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

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  can anyone help me please, i think i remember a scripture something like; 'if a man tells you to do something and doesn't do it himself, don't listen to him'.

  i cannot find it, i thought it was in proverbs(nwt) but maybe i imagined it.. anyway, it is possible that the co might visit me late december, i have made a few informal requests, and i'd like to be massively prepared.i have a whole array of un documents/info ready.. if you can help with the above scripture i'd be thrilled.. ta, meaty.

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  Meaty,

  Perhaps the scripture you're looking for is one of my all-time favorites. Hebrews 13:7

  - Syrup
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  W T S RESPONSE TO "RAND CAM" ALLEGAT...

  by BluesBrother in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i have received a reply from the society regarding this issue.

  sorry, no scanner but quoted below .there was just an introduction and concluding paragraph in addition to this :-.

  "after looking into the matter when it was first raised, we found that none of the legal corporations used by the governing body in caring for the kingdom interests own stock in rand cam corporation or any associate company involved in developing the diesel engine in question.

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  They are NOT clear in their denial! Zev is absolutely right! "Theocratic warfare"! I've seen/heard it tons of times!

  Did you steal an apple?

  No, I did not steal an apple.

  But we saw you stealing apples!

  Oh, you asked if I stole *an* apple.

  Notice that the letter states "none of the legal corporations used by the Governing Body in caring for Kingdom interests....." The qualifiers are flying!!
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  Beast feast

  by RubyTuesday in

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  2. friends

  some of our relatives dropped in unexpectedly for thanksgiving dinner.

  i thought for sure we didn't give them our new address!!

  sedited by - rubytuesday on 30 november 2002 11:43:41.

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  I'll be darned! They finally flew out of my butt!

  - Syrup
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  To Lilacs and Petty Grudger

  by Robdar in

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  2. friends

  thank you for the beautiful bouquet of flowers.

  the colors are vivid and the decorative basket that they came in is lovely.

  thank you for thinking about me.

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  Surreptitious

  Glad you're feeling better Rob!!

  Hey, how did your movie debut go????

  - Syrup
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  A health Miracle That Really Works

  by Zechariah in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the calcium factor amazon reviews .

  i have been blessed and directed by spirit to discover a miraculous cure for debilitating disease and the negative effects of old age.. pleae read the reviews of the book "calcium factor" for a detailed explanation .. the answer to living a long life of 100+ years in good health is explained by doctor barefoot as mega doses of calcium at least 3 or more times the officially recommended daily requirement.

  you can find drug store brands as i did of oyster shell calcium (qty 300- 500mg tablets) for about $20) i have been taking 6 to 10 tablets daily for about two weeks now and already am a completely changed man.

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  Good health is just the slowest rate at which one can die.