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  My dad died too

  by Brummie in

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  november 9th, i got the call at approx 5.15am that morning and have just arrived home from his house in the midlands for the first time since then.

  age 65, very happy man regardless of his illness, had all his wits about him but didnt have any lungs left to help him make it through, suffered a lot.

  never became a witness inspite of mom and 3 of his children being jws for years.

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  Sorry to hear it Brum.
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  things that make you go AGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!

  by lurk in

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  kingdom melodies did it for me everytime.. i tired so hard not to have uncharitable thoughts about the ppl who wrote the tunes and words to the kingdom melodies.

  there were about 2 that i could stomach.. the rest were so totally uninspiring and mechanical.. .i can say that apart from maybe 2 i didnt get any up lifting joy from them.. elders complained that ppl wern't learning the tunes and singing properly.they got realy irritated over it .but i really really hate the dam songs .

  eveyone sounded totally joyless

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  Yeah and then you acidentally swallow it.
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  Now it's wrong to sweep up!!!

  by petespal2002 in

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  at a meeting last thursday night, so i'm reliably informed, a brother was sweeping up outside the kh as he always does every meeting.

  on this occasion however, he was taken to one side by an elder, told it was not his place to sweep the front of the hall, and to go back to a neighbouring congregation as he is "not wanted here!".

  maybe only the super-righteous can sweep in public and the rest of us slosh out the latrines!!!!!!!!!

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  Maybe it's because he wasn't sweeping stuff under the rug.
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  Nipple Question

  by Stacy Smith in

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  i see at least two males here (according to their avatars) have nipple piercings.

  the only question that comes to mind is.....why?

  is it something that you have done to impress women?

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  Surreptitious

  I got it done so that more hot girls would like me. Cuz I can attract more guys if hot girls like me. And if I attract more guys, then nice girls will like me. And if nice girls like me, then their mothers (and sometimes fathers) will like me. If the parents like me, they'll want me to be with their daughters and sons. It's good to hang out with daughters and sons cuz everybody's a daughter or a son so that means you're hanging out with everybody. I want to hang out with everybody cuz if everybody likes me, I'll attract more hot girls......
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  WT Covers comp continued...................

  by qwerty in

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  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/61656/936380/post.ashx#936380

  continuing from dmouses topic our new enjoyable hobby............. .

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  Watchtower covers - competition.

  by dmouse in

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  this is in the jokes and humour section, so if you are easily offended by jokes and humour please leave now.

  ok all you clever jwd computer bods, how about a competition to create the most amusing or thought provoking watchtower cover?.

  here is the original cover:.

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  Math trick ... I will read your mind across the 'Net

  by Simon in

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  we'll give this a try and see if it works ...

  1. on a piece of paper, write down a three or four digit number.

  make it completely random with lots of different digits, like 6710 or 741. .

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  Isn't it the other way around Doc?
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  This is what a forty is!

  by got my forty homey? in

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  this is what a forty is homeys?.

  got something for my drink!?

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  Gotta go with Shamus on this one, Guinness over Corona.

  Syrup
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  Watchtower covers - competition.

  by dmouse in

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  this is in the jokes and humour section, so if you are easily offended by jokes and humour please leave now.

  ok all you clever jwd computer bods, how about a competition to create the most amusing or thought provoking watchtower cover?.

  here is the original cover:.

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  An Enormous Lump Has Appeared!

  by Englishman in

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  in my trousers, too!

  heh heh, englishman getting smutty, you think?

  today, early this afternoon, i was clambering about on someone's roof making a repair to the dormer window.

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  Actually E-man, Simon's always been here.