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  Watchtower Society's fraud....is this a hoax???

  by DevonMcBride in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  the following was posted on the watchtower observer message board by a first time poster at

  http://www.kent.steinhaug.no/forum/showthread.php?s=865c3b7039ad37257b4aab8655764b08&threadid=3506

  it sounds far-fetched to me.

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  Gerard, we agree for once!!! *high fives Gerard*

  <----still chuckling...
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  Needing a name for a band

  by Pleasuredome in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've recently joined a band, playing synth.

  our music is going to be depeche mode style.

  we need a name and i just can't think of one.

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  Surreptitious

  Pleasuredome & the Fabulous Erections
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  WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

  by Surreptitious in

  1. social
  2. humour

  there is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses.. .

  i thought the results were pretty interesting:.

  - 85% of women think their ass is too big.... .

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  oops. Well that kinda ruined it, sorry. Read it now.

  Six, great picture! hehe
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  WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY

  by Surreptitious in

  1. social
  2. humour

  there is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses.. .

  i thought the results were pretty interesting:.

  - 85% of women think their ass is too big.... .

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  There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses.
  
  I thought the results were pretty interesting:
  
  - 85% of women think their ass is too big...
  
  - 10% of women think their ass is too little...
  
  - The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married him anyway.
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  What is wrong with these women, why are they trying to kill me with sex?

  by Maverick in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  i have had a rough couple of weeks with these kidney stones.

  i would have liked to take a few days off to recover but i have contracts to complete before i fly off to frenchbabyface land.. this last monday i was hurting pretty bad but managed to suffer though a day of site prep for a big tile job.

  i came home about 3 pm and cleaned up and went to bed.

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  I think you're on the right track Mav. I've always heard that a roll in the hay gathers no stones.

  Or something like that...
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  motorcycle accident!

  by truthseeker1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  heyas folks,.

  just a fyi, i wiped out on my bike yesterday.

  i broke my hand and cut my hip open on some barbed wire.

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  Its kind of a pain to type with just my left hand. Its a good thing I had lots of practice

  LOL!

  Sorry to hear about your mishap. Hope you mend even more speedily than you drive!
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  Turn away from these wicked ways!

  by Proud Witness in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  well as you would have guessed from my name, i am a proud witness and i feel obliged to preach to you about the promises that our wonderful creator, jehovah god, has promised each and every one of us, of any race or background.

  i know that you already know what he has told us through his word, but i am curious to wonder why you have chosen to jump off the narrow road which leads to everlasting life.

  is it because you have had a bad experience in god's organization?

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  Darn it,

  Had some fooled

  Nonetheless, I think it was productive in a twisted sorta way. Many excellent points were brought to the fore in rebuttal.

  And no, I'm not Proud Witness...
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  Which Side of the Bed?

  by simplesally in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i can sleep on either side but i prefer the right side.

  my first ex husband always insisted we change based on which side was closer to the door.

  i'll be the pillow where you lay your head, lay your head.

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  Surreptitious

  Regardless of which side you prefer, it would of course be wise to follow this sage admonition:

  Your Youth - Getting the Best out of It

  Chapter 5 - Masturbation and Homosexuality

  Subheading - OVERCOMING WITH SELF-CONTROL Page 42

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  There are, of course, many additional things of a simple and sensible nature that one can do to help to avoid or reduce sexual tension. Being with others?provided, of course, that they are wholesome persons?is a protection. If you sleep in a room alone and you find that you seem to feel special stress in this direction at night, you may be able to arrange matters to share a room with another member of your family. Also, you may find it helpful to sleep on your side rather than on your back or face down.

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  Another thing that may be helpful is to see to it that your clothing does not unnecessarily cause friction with the sexual organs. Before retiring, try to see that what you read or talk about has a calming effect rather than the opposite. So, too, with any eating that you do at this time. Some have even found that if they limit the amount of food and drink they consume before retiring they sleep more soundly and are not so inclined to be aroused sexually.
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  Why are the publications anonymously written?

  by boa in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the society would like to say this is done (except for the 'life stories') because 'all recognition' blah blah blah should go to jehovah...but what do you think are the real reasons why everything is published anonymously?.

  and, is this also a common practice in other religious articles/publications?.

  boa...

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  Because it gives a singular, organizational voice to the literature.

  This is exactly why.
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  Donald Rumsfeld caption time,

  by William Penwell in

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  "oh crap, am i in a lot of doggie doo doo.

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  Surreptitious

  "I wish I had remembered to put in my dentures before I left the house."

  hehehe