Surreptitious

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  I'm not going to be asking any more sex questions....

  by logansrun in

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  caput.

  i've asked enough.

  i've got all the information i need.

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  Surreptitious

  it appears some time with an experienced woman would serve you well

  Brad, this sounded like an offer to me....
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  Another Awake! Caption Thread

  by Stephanus in

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  here's an awake!

  cover that tries to give the impression that the demand for bloodless surgery comes from other than the dubs (strange that they should try to find support for such a "scriptural" doctrine by saying "everybody else is doing it!

  here is the "blank":.

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  Surreptitious

  Doc, you're too funny! We can always count on you to get to the bottom of an issue.
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  So, Do You Think You're Pretty Good Looking?

  by minimus in

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  how would you rate yourself?

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  Surreptitious

  I'm so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in my shower

  Good one WT!

  I was so ugly they had to tie a porkchop between my ears to get the dog to play with me.
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  What kind of pets do you have?

  by dustyb in

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  i have 2 german shepherds, one white and one black and grey.

  also granny has a little yorkie terrier, he's my little buddy.

  he'll follow me anywhere.

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  Surreptitious

  pretend I'm eating a cat

  You're not using the word "cat" as a euphemism are you?
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  What Are You Guilty Over?

  by minimus in

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  i feel guilty that i don't give a hoot about anything that i believed in over the last 4 decades.......what are you feeling guilty over??

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  Surreptitious

  I feel guilty for declaring war on Cleveland.

  I'm glad you did though Czar. We haven't had any trouble outta Cleveland ever since.
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  My Wife Wants To Go To The Memorial!

  by minimus in

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  i think she's not ready to let go of that.

  i told her if she really felt she had to go, i would go with her at a different hall.

  i don't want to go!!

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  Surreptitious

  When your wife looks at you in such a way that shows she feels a certain way but would HOPE that you might accompany her to something you don't believe in, then sometimes, you do something for the benefit of your family, to please, yes---even to compromise....

  I understand 1 gazillion percent.

  Syrup
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  One Moment In Time

  by Big Tex in

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  ?i?m pregnant.

  the young man with clear blue eyes and slightly tussled hair looked up sharply at his shapely wife sitting next to him.

  she wore a slightly mischievous smile.

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  Surreptitious

  Jesus Christ, what are you trying to do to me?
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  Uvulas

  by SpunkyChick in

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  just wanted to jump on the body part thread topics...

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  Surreptitious

  I thought you were being naughty!

  It still has tremendous potential.
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  Latest Exercise Trend: Pole Dancing!

  by imallgrowedup in

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  isn't this the last "sign" that will usher in armageddon?!!!!!!

  lol!

  crunch fitness: http://www.crunch.com/ .

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  Surreptitious

  I have wanted a pole in our room for over a year

  No comment.
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  "The Four Presidents of the Watchtower Society"

  by RR in

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  this is the new book edited by edmund gruss.

  i just finished reading it and must say a one word description would be "disturbing".

  the book focuses of course on the characters and motivations of the first four presidents of the watchtower society.

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  Surreptitious

  When and if the occasional publisher does ask for a donation (and the fanatical dubs always do by the way), the amount is usually enough to compensate handsomely for those that don't ask. (Most householders think in terms of five and ten dollar bills.) This money is of course carried in a "special envelope" straight to the Kindom Hall and placed in the box clearly marked for "The Worldwide Work". Since the publisher already "donated" (and he too thinks in terms of five and ten dollar bills by the way) when he picked up his inventory at the literature counter, there is in effect a double donation going on. Donations that consistently amount to much more than if a mere dollar was directly asked for.