Hey you aren't the guy from BC that used to bring all the cropped and mirror imaged Watchtower publication pictures to Georgetown Bethel in the 80's and 90's are you? Hell even as a now self declared and proud apostate I thought that guy was a quack and his thinking closely alligned to yours. Sometimes so much can be solved with the right medication and dosage!
Just brought back a Bethel memory with this thread. Back then people like that just convinced me further that the 'world' was being controlled by Satan and so happy I had the ... " " can't bring myself to say it ... "tooth"... okay close enough
To quote an old guy now passed on from the Canadian Writing Department, "Some of these damn brothers need to start actually reading the lines rather than always trying to read between them. If you look closely there is literally nothing (aka white space) between the lines."
Uzzah
PS - If you look closely there is a subliminal message urging you to send me money or hot women, actually it says hot women with money but I am happy with either. Don't want to be too greedy. Let me know when you find the pattern with the above message. Let's see how good you are at this stuff.