@problemaddict - Blood in Nesquick, I remember that one. In a similar vain I also remember it going round the young folks in our congregation that (WARNING: this is gross) cottage cheese contained bull semen. Scooby Door demonic? Wow, that's tragic.
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My Satantic Smurf Scratch n' Sniff Stickers Story (True!)
by Phaedra inback in the early 80s when i was around 9 or 10, my slightly-older best jw friend relished telling me all the latest scare stories she heard about the satanic smurfs popping off of wallpaper, cutting babies with sharp objects, and running through kingdom hall corridors swearing.
wide-eyed with no critical thinking skills at.
i listened and believed every single word.
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My Satantic Smurf Scratch n' Sniff Stickers Story (True!)
by Phaedra inback in the early 80s when i was around 9 or 10, my slightly-older best jw friend relished telling me all the latest scare stories she heard about the satanic smurfs popping off of wallpaper, cutting babies with sharp objects, and running through kingdom hall corridors swearing.
wide-eyed with no critical thinking skills at.
i listened and believed every single word.
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BobFlanagan007
I remember the big burly angels protecting a sister from a serial killer myth (obviously they were to busy to protect the sisters in Malawi) I also seem to remember stories of suddenly invisible printing presses in Nazi Germany/Communist Russia/Cuba/China/Eastern Europe. The only popular culture thing I can remember definitely being told was demonic was the Disney movie Fantasia which I was also informed featured pro-evolution propaganda.
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Fake letter to the BOE.
by karter ini'm thinking of scaning a letter to the boe and useing the letter head to make some fake letters and sending them to alot of congros.. it would read something like this.. "dear brothers we are writing to inform you about all the child abuse casers the wts is now in court about and the ones we have quietly settled outside the courts".
ill name them all and give them links to the courts.. .
anyother idears??.
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All done by email? How exactly was the original poster to know that? Also, what's with the "hire a lawyer, I think you'll need one" business? How exactly would the BOE know who sent the letter(s)?
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This Site has lots of good Jehovah's Witness JOKES. Have a laugh!
by BluePill2 infound this neat site (was searching for good world championship jokes - was not disappointed).
plenty of good jw jokes:.
http://www.sickipedia.org/religion/jehovahs-witnesses?page=1.
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BobFlanagan007
The one that starts "As a doctor I find religious zealots sickening..." is a gem, as is the "Keep quite when passing room 8"
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Intelligent design vs evolution.
by moley ini was out walking my dog and thought, there is no way an intelligent being would create this animal :-).
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BobFlanagan007
And all the thousands of revolting and deadly parasites and bacteria in existence just prove what a sick sense of humour God has. Provided he exists (which he does not)
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Being Waylayed, it Feels a bit off says the Telegraph
by Slidin Fast inhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10950334/jehovahs-witnesses-religion-should-offer-answers-but-not-on-the-way-to-work.html.
the influential paper the telegraph comments on this american invasion of tropical pictured propaganda every where in london.
the commentator was not impressed.
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BobFlanagan007
@NeonMadman - I would take your opinion more seriously if you weren't referring to an editorial in the Daily Telegraph, a famously and historically right leaning British newspaper. But I guess your just another Christian expressing the imaginary persecution complex that seems to he endemic in your religion.
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FAITH - A Gangster repents and becomes a jihadi, after God heals his brother
by fulltimestudent in.
if you make a deal with god, should you keep your side of the deal?.
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Are You A Patriotic Person Since Leaving The Witnesses?
by minimus ini'm into politics but i still don't consider myself patriotic..
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@ Band On the Run - "The USA isn't always right" No she*t, you're statistically the the most war mongering country on the planet. And your health care, welfare and minimum wage are an embarrassment/international joke. Most people here in Europe saw the 9/11 attacks and thought "karma's a bitch" then got on with their lives because the fact is considering the number of people who die needlessly from starvation and/or preventable illness the 9/11 attacks weren't even the worst thing that happened on 9th September 2001, nevermind the entire history of the Universe as many yanks seem to believe.
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Florida' s Gold Coast-- Latest WatchTower REAL ESTATE
by rip van winkle inhttp://gotoby.com/news/article/2245/watchtower-buys-former-faa-training-facility-in-palm-coast-for-$7025000.
watchtower buys former faa training facility in palm coast for $7,025,000the facility was owned by embry riddle and had been leased to the faa.
watchtower plans to use the facility in much the same manner as did the faa.by toby tobinadd a comment palm coast, fl june 30, 2014 watchtower, an entity ofjehovahs witnesses, purchased the former faa training facility in palm coast from embry riddle aeronautical university for $7,025,000.
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BobFlanagan007
Florida, one of the World's nicest places? "Florida, America's wang" (Homer Simpson)
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Is the GB against JWs having pets?
by NAVYTOWN indoes anyone know what was said at the recent ras about jws owning pets?
was it discouraged strongly?
hopefully jw pet owners will tell the organization to f-off!
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@millie210 - For a long time I've wondered why Jehovah put all those animals on the ark, I mean why not let them drown and make new ones once the flood had subsided? In fact why drown all the animals in the first place? Why not just kill all the sinful people some other way and leave the animals be? Wouldn't that have been easier and saved the deaths of billions of creatures? Fancy that, w bible story that makes no sense...