Posts by NaruNaruChan

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How I Spent My Memorial

by Mystery in

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NaruNaruChan

...First, I drove to the grocery store, bought a six pack of Smirnoff Triple Black and a Grecian Delight Deli Sandwich, some watermelon, and some marinated Mushrooms and Artichoke hearts.

...Then, I drove to Hollywood Video and rented Lord of the Rings for my PS2, The Crew, and Far from Heaven, and then I walked out to my car, popped in Eminem's cd and played "WITHOUT ME" really loud with a lot of base (I drive a shiny new red sportscar), drove past my old KH, FLIPPED THEM OFF WITH THE MUSIC BLARING... and yes, they saw me...

...Then I drove home, parked, threw back a few beers and I'm buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzed. ^_^ Watchin' a movie, and not carin'. I feel good. ^_^

..and soon, I'll get laid. So, today is a gooooood day

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Back from the Memorial

by ScoobySnax in

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well like i say, just got back from the memorial, have been going most years, but this year i went by chance (knew it was roughly at 7pm at the nearest kh) to my old congregation that i grew up in.

i didn't find the "evil" people spoke of here on this forum, or those too stupid to see.

all i did see was people i hadn't seen in years, and let me tell you, what lovely people they were.

NaruNaruChan

ScoobySnax,

Look, I dont wanna argue with your logic... but before you get too offended by what people say on here... realize that not just a few, but over a million XJWs have experienced this LOVE BOMBING... or they were raised in that environment. We all went through it, we all got baptized or didn't, and we all either DF'ed, DA'ed or faded out.. and lost a lot more.. these so called "loving people" may be loving, hell, none of us were with you... but none of us want you to go back, and that's why you get a harsh response from XJWS about active ones.. because they were nice only because you were there... if you spoke about anything other than what they believe, the niceness fades quicker than clothes washed in cheap detergent.

Most people on here are negative because they are victims of terrible terrible things... abuse both mental and physical, shunning (which is a terrible form of abuse), etc. Some people have been alienated from their family and friends for decades because of this religion, so using the words "Loving" and "JWS" in the same sentence heats the temper.

IMHO, Glad you had a good time. Just remember the love bombing and be careful listening to them. Was it good to see old friends?

PS, if I came off as condescending I'm sorry. I had a few beers. ^_~ You know how we apostates like to ring in the memorial. Woo hoo Smirnoff Triple Black! ^_~

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I don't want no dub, a dub is a scrub.....

by sf in

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....can't get no love from me.. hanging out of the passengers ride trying to hand me his watchtower magazineeeeeee..... i don't want no dub, a dub is a scrub...... roflolololol.

skally

NaruNaruChan

**LMAO @ the TLC reference***

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Ever have an affair????????????????

by jurs in

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i've been married 14 long years to a real s.o.b.

and i think i might just take that plunge.

i was having a drink at a bar last week with a gal i work with.

NaruNaruChan

((Jurs))

It only feels good until you wake up and you're next to someone you don't love. Do yourself a favor and get a marriage counselor before you consider "spicing it up" that way... really, if he's an SOB, divorce him, then date. Do your own thing, but don't do it to spite him, because you won't get the reaction you want, and the reaction won't come from him, it'll come from you... There's a certain amount of shame and guilt felt when one "cheats"... Marriage counseling helps, from what I have witnessed, and trying to build up your relationship with your spouse... if you still want to have him as your spouse, that is...

Best wishes.

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At last!

by leddfootdja in

i registered 2 months ago but never received the email with a password.

i thought the admin had something against me!.

anyway, male 28 y/o ex-jw as of 7 years ago from the sterling heights(detroit), mi area.

NaruNaruChan

Welcome to the forum!!! ^_^ Looking forward to hearing your story in the personal experiences section!

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Rate your congreagation

by Hamas in

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aylestone congreagation leicester ; what a place that was.. we were so starved for laughter we used to laugh at the slightest thing; you remember how witnesses are deprived of true humour so they must negotiate with anything they hear slightly funny ?

that was what it was like for us at aylestone.. it was like sitting in a morgue.

we lost a great elder;- fantastic laugh.

NaruNaruChan

Hmmm... Oakdale East... 2/10, cuz they didn't sing loud or well, gossips, and BORING... a few good people, but mostly boring folk.

Sierra view... 5/10, lotsa akids, good singing, but the people were snobs and those elders DFed me and were pricks... soo...

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The Ultimate APOSTATE SURVEY!!! Check it out!! please respond!! ^_^

by NaruNaruChan in

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ok, we all get them in the mail, but here's one geared towards us that i just wrote up.

feel free to add to it, as i'd love for it to go around a bit ^_^ .

copy and paste this into your response box because i just wrote it and i figure whattheheck, this could be good!!!

NaruNaruChan

Copy and paste this into your response box because I just wrote it and I figure whattheheck, this could be good!!!

THE ULTIMATE APOSTATE SURVEY!

What is your name?
Where were you born?
Were u raised as a JW?
If you converted to JW later in life, why?
When were you baptized a JW?
When were you disfellowshipped, or disassociated, and for what?
Are you Married?
Did you ever pioneer/aux pioneer? How long?
If you are Dfed or D A ed, do any active witnesses still talk to you in secret?
Which teachings of the WTBTS do you disagree with the most?
Which Teachings of the WTBTS do you agree with still?
If you could take any of it back, would u?
What was your worst experience at the door in the field service?
What was your best experience in field service?
What was the last memorial u attended?
What is one thing you wish you could say now that your eyes have been opened to an active witness?
Did you have to go through therapy after leaving?
how did you deprogram yourself from WT thinking?
Has anyone else quit the religion because you left?
What’s the craziest thing you ever heard at the kingdom hall?
Have you spoken to any witnesses who came to your door after you were Dfed about what you know now?
What teachings do you think the society should throw out?
What did you do to your literature after you quit?
Have you been to an APOSTAFEST, and was it fun?
Did you go sex crazy when you left?
Did you dye your hair, get a tattoo, or pierce yourself?
Have you picketed a convention yet, or will you?
Do you have any regrets?
Do you think you will ever recover fully?
Would you ever go back?