And a JW bra promises that you'll have humongous uplifted ones sometime in the unspecified future!
Warrigal
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What Religion Is Your Bra?
by LoneWolf inmy wife received this email from her cousin today, and knowing how all sweet and innocent everyone on this board is, i figured i'd contribute to your edge-a-ma-ca-shun.
so listen up now and pay attention to these words of wisdom .... .
lonewolf .
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JWs & the Concept of Conscientious Objection
by Scully injehovah's witnesses and the concept of conscientious objection
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the concept of conscientious objection is one that has existed for centuries and has been recognized under the principles of free exercise of religious beliefs in both american and canadian law.
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Warrigal
Thank you, thank you, Scully! I would like to save this to my files for future use. Your gift of putting these concepts into words is wonderful. Thanks again.
Warrigal
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My Biography (shamelessly long)...
by truthseekers2 ini'm embarressed to no end on how long this ended up being, but i felt it all too important to leave anything out (and yes, i did delete some!
{blush} ).
my name is shauna.
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Warrigal
Hi Shauna; Glad you could tell your story. When I was involved with the congregation the lack of brotherly love was so evident. I thought it was only the congregation that I attended! Since coming to this forum I've found that it is one of the most common complaints about the JWs. Thanks for telling of your experiences. You confirm that this loveless cult has spread far and wide.
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Do YOU answer the door now?
by christopherceo inwhen i left the org the elders would come by at the most inopportune time at least every day sometimes twice.
i never answered the door, i just continued doing whatever it was i was doing and ignored the pounding at the door knowing it ticked them off because they knew i was home.
when the witnesses randomly come to my door now i still don't answer but have thought about it just to give them hell.
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Warrigal
Sure I answer the door. Its my door! Besides, it might be Publisher's Clearinghouse with a check for a million gazillion dollars. Wouldn't want to miss that.
If its the dubs, I'll give 'em a million gazillion reasons to get away from my door.
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Hubby passed away this morning...
by Golden Girl ini want to thank all those that helped and encouraged me in my hard times!..hubby passed away from his cancer this morning.
i am so sad my heart is broken.
we decided to go ahead and have a memorial for him this weekend at the kingdom hall he went to.
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Warrigal
Snoozy; Please accept my sincerest condolences on your loss. We all grieve for you and hope you can come back to the board when you feel up to it.
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A Growing Irritant
by Inkie inmore and more lately when i have occasion to read any of the society's publications or any postings here at this site which quote the society's publications i find more and more lately that i become really irritated, annoyed, chafing, at the redundant phrase "anointed christians.
" it just irritates the hell out of me.
i don't necessarily understand the "why" of this annoyance only that i recognize that i have it.
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Warrigal
Yes! Happifying used to bug me along with historicity. The one that still gags me is 'spiritual food'. The stuff they serve up is so empty its like.....ghost porridge.
And if gluttony is a sin, why are we supposed to sit through endless servings of 'spiritual food' dumped before us at the assemblies and conventions?
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Things You Will Learn From A Dog
by ESTEE inthings you will learn from a dog:
never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
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Warrigal
And don't forget to turn around 3 times before lying down!
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ANOTHER GO
by link inmy first effort at humour on the board took off like a lead balloon so i'm having another go:.
these are from a book called disorder in the court, and are things.
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down, now.
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Warrigal
Thanks Link, this effort soared like a kite! I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and find out if I'm dead or alive!!!!!
Warrigal ( of the if I'm kickin' don't start cuttin' class)
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JW's ban BACON and SAUSAGE
by Beans inbecause of the folowing scripture (lev 3:17) the jehovahs witnesses have decided to take the other part of this scripture with sincere regard as they have the blood issue.
and from now on jehovahs witnesses will be disfellowshopped for partaking any blood or blood by product and bacon, sausage and any meat containing fat!
the governing body has decided that it is in good faith to regard the whole scripture in stead of half of it!
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Warrigal
Can you get an airfreshener with the aroma of bacon? What a great dub repellant! Just a little spritz as they're walking up to your door and they'll scurry away for fear of being contaminated. I gotta get some of that.
Warrigal of the spray 'n pray class
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I really hate them !!!
by Titanic ini'm sorry if you have heard this before, but i must vent and here is the best place..i have no other place ...i'm really angry.
i have more than 40 years of life experience on this planet.
i have been through a lot in life..i have lived in number of countries , visited many others.
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Warrigal
Welcome, Titanic. May you find peace and healing here. May your life embrace happiness and your pain fade away. Welcome.