pbrow,
Google church shootings. Google pranks gone bad. I've forgotten more about this topic than you will ever know. You haven't a clue what I do or have done in these areas or where I've done these types of things or who I've done them with and for. WTF do you think is occurring in churches, synagogues and mosques?? Not all of them are sitting by passively; many of them are developing plans.
The probability of any of these events occurring at an individual church, etc. is very small; the probability of one of these events occurring at a church, etc. in any year is 100%. That isn't an opinion. I suggest that you avoid talking like an expert about things you know nothing about or use the world wide web to do something other than showing your ignorance.
I'm not surprised you find it hilarious. Say hi to Larry and Curley. The more you respond to this OP the more ignorant you make it clear than you are. Don't stop.