Pbrow and the other mutants,
I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you, but I just got off the phone speaking with Simon. He was thanking me for the ratings increase on the site and said to keep up the good work. In our conversation he was telling me that the ad revenue really soars when there is a lot of site activity, and it enables him to sell a more diverse ad mixture. It seems the most popular ads on the site now are the ads for Ukrainian and other 3rd world brides, so you mutants keep up the good work.
And Pbrow, did you finally buy you a real girl? Excellent! Now you can finally let the air out of your inflatable!!!! Yay!
You guys are so predictable. Elder? Really? I work myself to death (not really) accessing my exhaustive mental database (really) finding new and creative ways to express myself, to make people think, perhaps make them smile and to annoy the living hell out of you lovable mutants.
I can picture the perfect movie scene with you all; the bunch of you huddled up together, hiding and lurking in your holes, crags and caves, with nothing but your beady little eyes visible from the outside world. Like so many Gollums you wait for the opportunity to leap out of your hiding places to wreak carnage on the injured, the afflicted, the lost or the out numbered.
None of you have the spine to fight the Day Warrior (um- that would be ME in this movie) on your own, because he (um- that would be ME in this movie) would send you back to your hiding crags with pieces of your asses missing. But together, when you think an opportunity presents itself, you Gollum like Trolls are a formidable force. For a deaf, dumb, blind, midget (can I say midget? Is that politically incorrect? - if so, change that to deaf, dumb, blind small person).
At least I know which group you guys come from. Based on my exhaustive research of this site (not really, I'm just making this shit up as I go), there is a 78% chance that someone calling someone else an 'elder'' is a conspiracy theorist. I mean a brain dead zombie conspiracy theorist. Sorry, I wouldn't want to offend you mutants by not stating your full title.
As for Gilbreath: I apologize. I had every right to question your authenticity, but I was too mean spirited in doing so. Again, I apologize.