I have never been a JW so I have to live vicariously through my best friend who was raised a JW.
The first gem she ever told me about was when she was counseled at age 8 for being "difficult" Her father was physically abusive, and an elder told her that if he had a daughter that acted the way she did, that he would beat them too.
The other was her grandmother, who did not like me very much at all, shouted as she was leaving one night, "You just go out with that bunch of girls, who knows what they've got you into, you're probably wearing BLACK underwear now" Apparently balck undergarments are another sign of the devil, incidentally she was not wearing black underwear.
I know these weren't from a stage, but I just had to share them.