Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,
says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Fred replies,
"I was out getting a tattoo"
"A tattoo?" she screamed. "What kind of tattoo did
you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said
proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking
her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar
bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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Money money money!!
by fairy infred gets home late one night and his wife, linda,.
says, "where in the hell have you been?
" fred replies,.
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How far did the elders expect......
by fairy inhow far did the elders expect someone to go in respects to being repentant
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fairy
Some elders i knew, just about EXPECTED you to cry to show you were really repentant.
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How far did the elders expect......
by fairy inhow far did the elders expect someone to go in respects to being repentant
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how far did the elders expect someone to go in respects to being repentant
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Would you go to a funeral at the Kingdom Hall?
by Dustin inso my brother and i have been having talks about what will happen when our dad passes away eventually.
most of his brothers and sisters have died in their 50's or early 60's.
i flat out refuse to attend any part of the service that would be done at the kingdom hall.
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fairy
You should go to your parents funeral no matter where its being held.......its your mum or dad.
I would definitely go.....so what if anyone feels uncomfortable.
If you dont go, they will still say, ......."he couldnt even go to the hall for his dads funeral".
You wont win.
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Australia convention dates??
by Frog indoes anyone have a listen of convention dates for australia?
don't be concerned fellow friends i'm not considering going back to the vommit;) it's just that i couldn't afford to go to the commedy festival this year, poor student and all that, and thought i could do with a good cheap laugh:) seriously though, i'd love a list of dates if anyone could provide one.
many thanks, frog
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fairy
There must be one in Perth australia around the 22 july. my sister is coming from interstate and will be passing through to see me on the way home
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Comments You Will Not Hear at the 6-5-05 WT Study (Resurrection)
by blondie in"i have hope toward god .
over the hope of resurrection of the dead i am being
the resurrection hope draw them closer to god?
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fairy
Very interesting.
one section especially was the following that i just dont understand.
To comfort these, the WTS has to once again stress the resurrection and remind the faithful that the Bible only promises this to the great crowd as a group and not to individuals. Neat way to cover all the bases.
How can it be promised to a group and not to individuals when it is individuals that make up the group.
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ARE JW SISTERS ALLOWED TO CARRY COFFINS?
by steve2 inrecently i was amazed to read in another thread that jw females are not even allowed to walk up and down the aisles counting those in attendance.
the poster said jw women literally "don't count" - a brilliant play on words.
i guess i had never thought about it before, but it got me wondering about all the behind-the-scene work jw females do, but their invisibility in the public arena.
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fairy
My mothers coffin was in the hall (she was cremated), my friends coffin was in the hall and there are others.
I personally, have never seen an open coffin in a KH
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Sunday Show Channel Nine in Australia/JW Abuse Program
by Flindersgirl in.
just to let everyone know that channel nine here in australia is once again featuring jehovah's witnesses and abuse on this coming sunday's program, this being sunday the 29th of may.
should be interesting.. cheers!
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fairy
I watched the show this morning..
It seems that the elders just dont care and why is it that the victim is made to feel guilty....The girl that confronted the elder "john".....she was in a state......actually shaking and quivering while confronting him..
I found that very heart wrenching.
I know there will be witnesses watching that show thinking its all lies.....how blind they are.
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Sunday Show Channel Nine in Australia/JW Abuse Program
by Flindersgirl in.
just to let everyone know that channel nine here in australia is once again featuring jehovah's witnesses and abuse on this coming sunday's program, this being sunday the 29th of may.
should be interesting.. cheers!
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fairy
I'll be definitely waiting to watch that programme
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New Letter to all Congregations 5/16/2005
by TheListener ini just got a sneak peek at a letter to all congregations.
it will be read at this week's service meeting.
i can't remember it word for word but the gist is: .
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fairy
Someone should put their hand up and ask why they are asking for money.....what about the millions of dollars they have.