With the closing of JWD, I've been thinking about Puternut lately.
Thanks for the bump.
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Our friend PUTERNUT has died
by Nathan Natas in.
thanks princess for helping us remember ari's screen name.. the "sad news from maui" thread is here: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/107021/1.ashx
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School Opening Exercises: Your Memories
by Nosferatu inlast night, i put up a new blog entry about opening exercises in schools.
incidently, i have an actual recording that was used in a school.
(you can listen to it here: http://classicalgasemissions.blogspot.com and feel free to rise for them too!).
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Last night, I put up a new blog entry about Opening Exercises in schools. Incidently, I have an actual recording that was used in a school. (You can listen to it here: http://classicalgasemissions.blogspot.com and feel free to rise for them too!). I think it's kindof ironic that as a former JW, I actually have a recording of this (which I obtained when I was still a JW).
In High School, we were sent to a 'special room' where all banished JWs go so they can sit through the opening exercises. Everyone in the class wondered why I came in late each day.
When I was in Grade 10, before I switched schools, I was going through my doubting period. Occasionally, I'd stay in class for the opening exercises. I think the teacher knew I was going through this and seemed to be really cool with my indecision of whether I would stay in class or go to the JW Jail.
When I switched schools, I made the decision to NEVER leave the class for the opening exercises again. I remember the first time I did so. It was a weird feeling, but yet a feeling of excitement, moving onto a new path of life.
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For Those Who Donate Blood: Do You Feel It's Your Duty
by Nosferatu intoday, i decided to go donate blood for the second time ever.
it's really weird.
i don't normally volunteer for anything, but i happily volunteer to donate blood.
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Today, I decided to go donate blood for the second time ever.
It's really weird. I don't normally volunteer for anything, but I happily volunteer to donate blood. I almost feel it's my duty as an ex-JW, just to help make up for all the JWs who don't donate.
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Why do DOGS grow old and die?
by TooBad TooSad inthe average life span of a dog is 8 to 15 years.
why do dogs grow old and die?.
we are taught that man grows old and dies because of the orginal sin of adam.. what sin did the original dog do?
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- "What sin did the original dog do?"
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Should I try internet dating? Does it work?
by Witness 007 insoon i will be seperated and although i will have a break from women i thought about dating web-sites......i don't know how else to do it..
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Internet dating is much like dating in the real world. The only difference is you have one step added: getting the person offline and meeting them in the real world.
If you're not well versed in real life dating, you won't be well versed in internet dating.
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What Is Your Present Status In The Organization?
by minimus inare you disfellowshipped?
disassociated?
a fader?
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I'm dis-unbaptized-publishered.
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Barf! Puke! Ugh!!
by Frequent_Fader_Miles infacebook's all you ever wanted to know about the bountiful blessings awaiting faithful ones in jah's new order!
check out these comparisons with satan's filthy world ..... the new system verses what saten 's system has to offer:.
saten's system: unequilty, there are thousands of imigrants, but its not their fault, the country does not supply food for them because they are using the money to fight their war's instead of bringing enough food into the country and supplying jobs for them.. .
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Saten's system: Wars, every form of violence, rape ,murders, Abuse of children
Items 2, 3, 4, and 5 seem to also be included in Jehovah's system. Someone is dillusional. -
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Has Golden Calf ever been found?
by cameo-d injust wondering, is there any information as to how big it was?
how did desert wanders carry around so much gold?
wouldn't it have encumbered them?
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- "The molten calf was not necessarily made of solid gold. "
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Don't have a cow! Golden Calf II
by cameo-d inok. here is another question about the golden calf story.. just suppose this is some sort of allegory or symbolic message.
why would they choose a calf as opposed to a bull or a cow?.
a bull, i could understand.
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If the Golden Calf was a God, then it had a golden penis. If it didn't, then it would be a 'Goddess'.
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Another reason the JW-style paradise won't be needed
by sir82 inhow does that kingdom malady go?
"...and the lame will leap just like the hart...?.
once again, the "wicked old world" is accomplishing what jesus, sitting invisibly on a throne and playing "world of warcraft" for going on a century, has not done:.
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There goes Satan, running ahead of Jehovah again. Jehovah will smite his ass soon, just like he was going to back in the 1870s. And we should all be waiting for Paradise Erf to fix everything for us instead of trying to fix it ourselves. Have issues with the abuse you've suffered? Paradise Erf will fix it. The pain you have resulting from nobody taking you to the hospital when you injured yourself as a child? Paradise Erf is the cure! You'll be able to grow young and play with herbivorous lions. Magic fairies will sprinkle Jehovah dust upon you and make you forget about that old world where you suffered so greatly.
Then, Jehovah lets Satan out again so he can destroy people living in Paradise Erf. Don't sound like no paradise to me.