"If you are rude and obnoxious to me, I can stoop to your level if that is all you can understand."
Apparently, you stooped to the waitress' level, and beat her at it, hands down.
I read a bit of your history on your profile. But the foolishness of the statement has little, or nothing, to how rock solid hearted jay dub-like you presented yourself; in the matter of the waitres that is. The window to that is exactly not your treatment of that waitress, but your assertion, after a few, that you would do it again. Bravo for the good work you've done for your hundreds, but there are vestiges of dubism at the core of your arrogance.
You didn't exactly say that. But what a mix it makes, your reasoning on the matter of JW treatment of others and yours of the waitress.