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  Jehovahs Chariot ... as driven by the GB

  by Simon in

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  someone mentioned "jehovahs chariot is on the move" on another topic and i immediately had flashbacks to those articles where they tried to explain how a chariot could have wheels that went in every direction and also had eyes, something idiotic.. i had a chuckle because the image that then popped into my head when i thought about those wheels going every direction was not one of those clever honda devices with the clever wheel thingy - no, it was a supermarket trolley.

  you know the ones where one or two of the wheels wobbly and have a mind of their own and typically want to veer off suddenly into an elaborate display of tinned food?.

  that is jehovahs chariot as driven by the governing body.

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  Serious business

  by brandnew in

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  this my friends will help in a long struggle that me and my girlfriend are having.........does the toilet paper unravel over or under.

  thank you for your cooperation on this timely matter...

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  Can we be deleted as an appointed man, or disfellowshipped without meeting in a committee?

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  so, i am genuinely wondering if the above is possible nowdays?.

  with the changes in the power structure of co's, the changes in gb directives re never questioning "jehovah's appointed channel etc", i wonder if "disciplne can be given out in absence?.

  i know that several elders in our cong have little "discussions" about my apparant slackening off, and would love to take action against me... they have tried to chat with me but that has been shot down.. so i wonder if they could just make a decision without me being present for it?

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  Its all plus signs from here on out......
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  Can we be deleted as an appointed man, or disfellowshipped without meeting in a committee?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so, i am genuinely wondering if the above is possible nowdays?.

  with the changes in the power structure of co's, the changes in gb directives re never questioning "jehovah's appointed channel etc", i wonder if "disciplne can be given out in absence?.

  i know that several elders in our cong have little "discussions" about my apparant slackening off, and would love to take action against me... they have tried to chat with me but that has been shot down.. so i wonder if they could just make a decision without me being present for it?

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  @stuckinarut2..... dude, grow a beard, buy a harley, and take the ol lady for a ride......a long one ....
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  Serious business

  by brandnew in

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  this my friends will help in a long struggle that me and my girlfriend are having.........does the toilet paper unravel over or under.

  thank you for your cooperation on this timely matter...

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  Im with DJS.....lose the cat.....
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  Serious business

  by brandnew in

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  this my friends will help in a long struggle that me and my girlfriend are having.........does the toilet paper unravel over or under.

  thank you for your cooperation on this timely matter...

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  @pronomono, which is why we are here today.....or at least me on this subject........imme give you a big Bartles & James.......

                      Thank you for your support.....hee ; )
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  Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

  over 2 minutes of pranking .

  as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

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  Do gb members even go on field service? That would put them in a spot to have to answer questions right?
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  Prank call to Governing Body member Anthony Morris III gets through

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  alert..............alert.....breaking news .......... john cedars of jwsurvey has pranked called governing body member anthony morris iii at bethel .

  over 2 minutes of pranking .

  as i type he is editing the recording into a video .

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  If i would have gotten through, i would have just said this........

  " hello Mr Morris, im just a regular guy who needed to get through to you, or any gb member...to get a few questions off my chest...will you please stay on the line and speak with me for a few minutes."

  Now if tight pants says " ok ask away"......then progress is being made.     But if he hangs up then.....well then progress is still being made.      JUST SAYIN.....
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  Serious business

  by brandnew in

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  this my friends will help in a long struggle that me and my girlfriend are having.........does the toilet paper unravel over or under.

  thank you for your cooperation on this timely matter...

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  @stan livedeath.......dude, thats worse than double dippin a dorito in the french onion ! ! ! ! Ha ha ! ! ;  )
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  Serious business

  by brandnew in

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  this my friends will help in a long struggle that me and my girlfriend are having.........does the toilet paper unravel over or under.

  thank you for your cooperation on this timely matter...

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  Yes DJS, its been a rough ride, but i ended up in a rolls royce.