That is just tooooooo frikin funny !!!!!!
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New Christmas Ornament this year
by myway2007 inthis year i put a new ornament up on the tree.
what makes it special is that it is a picture frame ornament.
the picture inside the frame is a recent family photo of all the people i haven't seen in years standing in front of a hall.
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The worst gift of Christmas
by GrreatTeacher ineverybody gets one, the gift that stared up at you hopefully from its beautiful wrapping, and then, like a deflated balloon, delivers the worst gift ever.. i'm not talking about the gifts from small children like the "greatest aunt" coffee mug or the red and black lace folding fan.
surely you never would have chosen them for yourself, but it's the thought that counts from small people who love you.. then, there's the what the hell were they thinking gifts.
my mother-in-law has been giving these a lot lately.
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Mix matched, different size, one fuzzy, one plaid, slippers. -
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CONGREGATION FLEECING RESULTS?
by The Searcher inhow much did your congregation and its bank account get taken for?
share your horror story!.
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Puerto Rico.......small town called añasco. -
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CONGREGATION FLEECING RESULTS?
by The Searcher inhow much did your congregation and its bank account get taken for?
share your horror story!.
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On an island, people already sending money they dont have, and the elder on the stage ..gave the option. It was classic. You could hear a pin drop, and well ...an old timer raised his hand against sending money, and everyone filed suit.☺ -
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CONGREGATION FLEECING RESULTS?
by The Searcher inhow much did your congregation and its bank account get taken for?
share your horror story!.
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Thursday was a game changer......a proposition of sending nothing occurred. Yes ....the flock is mad.☺ -
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Why do animals suffer?
by nicolaou inbonnie is fourteen years old now and she's still fit and active, but she sleeps (and farts) a lot more and is definitely slowing down.. she loves us in her own dumb way and always comes to the door to greet me when i get home from work.
she doesn't 'sin' but yeah, she'll steal biscuits and feel shame afterwards.
she's loyal and intelligent and i dread the day when .
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I'm Naughty
by Sabin ini'm a naughty girl, i love it, it makes me laugh & i love to laugh.
life is so serious, not enough smiles i think.
my husband got me a new toy, it's the fart gun from despicable me.
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I like humping legs, an occasional fire hydrant, and walks on the beach. On a leash , of course.😂 -
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November Study WT "Train You Child to Love Going Door 2 Door"
by JW_Rogue inbeen catching up on some jw reading and found a gem in the november study wt in the first article, paragraph #11:.
yet, you might look beyond the obvious and ask yourself, does my child enjoy the ministry or only the breaks?
if you discern that the ministry could be more interesting or more rewarding for your children, set goals with them.
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Train your kid, dont send him or her to university, and you will never have to say goodbye to them. They will always have a place in your basement . all bad. -
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I just heard something that disturbed me. A youth has to fill out a form from the bOrg that he wants to be an unbaptized publisher.
by Driving Force inthis is in germany.. is this something new?
has anybody else heard this that somebody wanting to be an unbaptised publisher needs to fill-out a form from the borg.. i have not seen the form..
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Its like taking a sh!t.......it aint over till the paperwork is done.☺ -
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Watchtower says in Paradise we will fly like Superman and so avoid accidents???!!
by Witness 007 ingolden age aug 25 1926 p.751.
"negative gravitation.
you may have wondered how accidents will be avoided in jesus kingdom since we are told nothing will hurt or destroy.
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Why the need for stairs, if you can just fly to the next floor.....and no need for elevators.....duh...