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  Australian humour

  by Simon in

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  (usa).

  (usa).

  (usa).

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  Dansk

  I'm still waiting to laugh!
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  HUGE METEOR!!!!!!!

  by pr_capone in

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  you are the president of the united states.

  a meteor has been discovered that is headed toward earth.

  they have calculated that it will strike france in 2 days, at approximately: 1:00 am.

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  You'd be too busy drowning in the tsunami or being minced under building rubble from the earthquakes.

  Damn! I didn't realise this thread was about Watchtower prophecy regarding Armageddon!

  Dansk
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  Supposing I Want To Go To An Assembly?

  by Englishman in

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  supposing i want to go to an assembly?

  i just park my car, wander in, sit down after i've taken a look around, listen for a while, go and get a cuppa tea (i know they don't supply food anymore btw) and stroll out if it all becomes too much.. that's right, isn't it?.

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  you may well make it to a seat, but if you were in Sydney you would be "marked" for special attention from the Attendants/Security department.

  Ozzie,

  Same in Britain. You may not have a badge and you may still get a seat - but you'll be under observation throughout the session(s).

  Dansk
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  Brothers/Sisters you disliked

  by JH in

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  even if everybody calls themselves brothers and sisers in the congregation, were there some in your congregation that you just couldn't stand?.

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  It would be easier to ask who I liked! Since we left we've not had a single 'phone call or visit, apart from two men in black asking if they could have my set of KH keys back. I guess that just about says it all!
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  shunned in my own home

  by wednesday in

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  i just ordered the true believer from amazon, ordered it used.

  very much looking forward to reading it.

  btw, my husband has been basicaly shunning me due to this board.

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  Dansk

  Wednesday,

  Let’s see if he still shuns you when he’s feeling horny!

  Dansk
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  Astonishing News About Trucker GB!

  by Englishman in

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  he's actually 41 today!!!.

  happy birthday trucker!.

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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRUCKER!

  Ian, Claire, Karl & Dominic
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  HELP US CELEBRATE PLEEEEEEEEEEASE....

  by nightwarrior in

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  our son ben is celebrating his 15th birthday on friday 11, but actually it is his 1st birthday aswell.. so please help us celebrate with him be sending him some cool messages.

  he is really excited, and he is getting some cool pressies.

  he has been really funny, but it is lovely to see.. we would really appreciate it.. thanks everyone.

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  Dansk

  A GREAT BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY , BEN !

  Ian, Claire, Karl & Dominic
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  Englishman's Barbie / Apostacue:

  by Englishman in

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  ok, folks, put this one in your diary if you please!.

  sunday.

  july 13.. just like the shindig we held last year, this one will also be held in my back garden at our home in weston super mare, england.

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  Hey,

  Why aren't WE on the map?

  We're right near ISP (I did post to the map, is this the latest version?).

  Dansk & Physio
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  Not Fair

  by mattnoel in

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  ok i am moaning !.

  i want the flag by my name aswell !

  i have noticed some have managed to get it by i have tried the update profile function and its not working !.

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  Dansk

  Hey Mattnoel,

  You've actually got a good point.

  Hey, Simon, I want a Cross of Saint George flag - a true English flag. I don't want to be associated with them boozy Scotsmen with their Cross of St. Andrew or the funny speaking Welsh and their silly dragon

  England for the English! ...................................Right lads, find me a quick exit!

  Dansk
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  Supposing I Want To Go To An Assembly?

  by Englishman in

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  supposing i want to go to an assembly?

  i just park my car, wander in, sit down after i've taken a look around, listen for a while, go and get a cuppa tea (i know they don't supply food anymore btw) and stroll out if it all becomes too much.. that's right, isn't it?.

  englishman.

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  Had to laugh last year - and the years before. I always volunteered to be a watchman. No, I wasn't being loyal. I did it because I knew it meant I'd be able to stand or walk around the complex instead of having to sit in those ridiculous chairs for 6 hours or more!

  Half the time, the bros and sisters were coming and going to MacDonalds!

  Anyway, my points is, you are suppoosed to have a lapel badge on your person at all times or you can be stopped. People were getting hold of a badge and photocopying or scanning them. They came out really well and you couldn't tell the difference unless you looked really, really closely (a good excuse for a bro to stop a sis).

  Others used to come with badges from previous years. They'd tell us they'd not been able to acquire the latest and so we just let them through.

  Damn! All those wasted long weekends! Well, at least I'm really living now.

  Dansk