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  let's show this cartoon to a modern Jehovah's witness

  by opusdei1972 in

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  2. beliefs

  if they knock my door, i want them to explain me what this cartoon mean......

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  pronomono

  Ha ha. Wow. I didn't know Satan could lactate. He is looking pretty full. Well, then. That was disgusting.
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  Assembly Survival Kit

  by pronomono in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, i've got the assembly tomorrow, or so the wife says.

  i should have bought this in preparation..... .

  http://cdn.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuff/gentlemans-survival-kit-2.jpg.

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  and he will lovingly execute you.

  With the axe from my survival kit?
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  List of changes in last 5 years

  by paulmolark in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  is there ea list anywhere of the changes that have taken place in last 5 years.

  i ask this because in what i consider some form of "hail mary" my elder father who has not spoken to me in a forever tells me he knows that tone of my hangups was the fact that there were a lot of changes.

  he said that as far as he knows that there have only been 2............................... i am aware of a number of them but is there a comprehensive list anywhere on the net?.

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  The problem with the "official" list is that they link to recent articles discussing old changes in a positive light. You have to read between the lines to see the truth. So for every change, you have to go back to the original articles discussing those changes. The truth rarely lines up with the picture the organization paints.
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  List of changes in last 5 years

  by paulmolark in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  is there ea list anywhere of the changes that have taken place in last 5 years.

  i ask this because in what i consider some form of "hail mary" my elder father who has not spoken to me in a forever tells me he knows that tone of my hangups was the fact that there were a lot of changes.

  he said that as far as he knows that there have only been 2............................... i am aware of a number of them but is there a comprehensive list anywhere on the net?.

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  pronomono

  Or this....

  Beliefs Clarified (JW.org)

  I hate to link to their site, but they've got a pretty comprehensive list. You can fill in the blanks with JWFacts and the lists above.
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  Assembly Survival Kit

  by pronomono in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, i've got the assembly tomorrow, or so the wife says.

  i should have bought this in preparation..... .

  http://cdn.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuff/gentlemans-survival-kit-2.jpg.

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  Ha ha. You guys are great. Unfortunately, these are all DIYs, so I'm stuck practicing sleeping with my eyes open, inventing back stories for the interesting looking people (one lady looked like she got in a fight with her wardrobe, and the wardrobe won), and as sd-7 said, reading Bible books so I actually learn something.

  One thing I just learned in Genesis is that God created light, day and night before he created the sun and moon. How bassackwards is that?

  2000 people and we only had two baptized. This was a first. Usually we have ten or so.

  Oh well, only a few more hours.
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  Assembly Survival Kit

  by pronomono in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, i've got the assembly tomorrow, or so the wife says.

  i should have bought this in preparation..... .

  http://cdn.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuff/gentlemans-survival-kit-2.jpg.

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  That's the size I need, now to smuggle it in. What the hell, after drinking that I'll either be dead or too drunk to care if anyone sees. Ha ha.
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  Assembly Survival Kit

  by pronomono in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, i've got the assembly tomorrow, or so the wife says.

  i should have bought this in preparation..... .

  http://cdn.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuff/gentlemans-survival-kit-2.jpg.

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  pronomono

  All cleverly disguised as a briefcase. They'll be none the wiser, and I'll keep my sanity.
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  Assembly Survival Kit

  by pronomono in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, i've got the assembly tomorrow, or so the wife says.

  i should have bought this in preparation..... .

  http://cdn.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuff/gentlemans-survival-kit-2.jpg.

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  pronomono

  Having a hell of a time posting an image on my tablet. Lol
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  Assembly Survival Kit

  by pronomono in

  1. social
  2. humour

  so, i've got the assembly tomorrow, or so the wife says.

  i should have bought this in preparation..... .

  http://cdn.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuff/gentlemans-survival-kit-2.jpg.

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  pronomono

  So, I've got the assembly tomorrow, or so the wife says. I should have bought this in preparation.....

  http://cdn.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuff/gentlemans-survival-kit-2.jpg
  
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  4 New BOEs as of Tuesday 4/28

  by Atlantis in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  we thank our informant for these documents and hope he/she will remain under the radar safely!.

  click the green download button... 2015 april 17, boe (re: meeting medical needs in the foreign-language field).

  .. http://wwwb.fileflyer.com/view/gukk6aq.

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  pronomono

  Oh, and thanks Atlantis!!!