Posts by Miss.Fit

i was remembering today this situation that i let get out of hand because i was too damaged to let my co-workers and my boss know i was a jw when i was still inside.

it was hard to explain to people something so foreign and out of this world as being a witness and never before had the difficulty been as hard as when one of our co-workers birthdays came around.. i dreaded the moment because i'd played pretty cool and dodged any questions that might reveal my religious inclinations.. but:.

my boss came over to my desk and gave me this card to sign, she asked if i'd like to sign it.

Miss.Fit

Signing birthday cards: I never had a problem... my hand writing is so bad no one would be be able to read my name.

Missy

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Sticky situations

by Sammy Jenkis in

i was remembering today this situation that i let get out of hand because i was too damaged to let my co-workers and my boss know i was a jw when i was still inside.

it was hard to explain to people something so foreign and out of this world as being a witness and never before had the difficulty been as hard as when one of our co-workers birthdays came around.. i dreaded the moment because i'd played pretty cool and dodged any questions that might reveal my religious inclinations.. but:.

my boss came over to my desk and gave me this card to sign, she asked if i'd like to sign it.

Miss.Fit

SammyJ: the fear of of mom is worse than the fear of god. Lol

Yeah I would take a lighting bolt over facing my mom any day!!

Under the bed sure beat the window ledge.

Missy

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Sticky situations

by Sammy Jenkis in

i was remembering today this situation that i let get out of hand because i was too damaged to let my co-workers and my boss know i was a jw when i was still inside.

it was hard to explain to people something so foreign and out of this world as being a witness and never before had the difficulty been as hard as when one of our co-workers birthdays came around.. i dreaded the moment because i'd played pretty cool and dodged any questions that might reveal my religious inclinations.. but:.

my boss came over to my desk and gave me this card to sign, she asked if i'd like to sign it.

Miss.Fit

Instead they invited us over to play cards and watch tv. We thought the older married cousins were going to stay.

I explained about ES freaking out and how we didn't want to get him in trouble. My mom bought it...most of it was true.

She looks at us and says: I have to know: where on earth did you hide? The dad said he looked every where. When I told her she almost died laughing.

Score 1 for goody, goody girl!!

Missy

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Sticky situations

by Sammy Jenkis in

i was remembering today this situation that i let get out of hand because i was too damaged to let my co-workers and my boss know i was a jw when i was still inside.

it was hard to explain to people something so foreign and out of this world as being a witness and never before had the difficulty been as hard as when one of our co-workers birthdays came around.. i dreaded the moment because i'd played pretty cool and dodged any questions that might reveal my religious inclinations.. but:.

my boss came over to my desk and gave me this card to sign, she asked if i'd like to sign it.

Miss.Fit

We are desperatly trying to put on an innocent who me? Face.

We look up to see our JW roomie glaring at us. Curses ! mom had the pool staked out!! She had spies looking for us. Okay all us not lost. Deny deny deny.

WhenWe try the we've been skating and just got back story. Roomie didn't buy it. She marches us into the room to wait for mom.S o we decide information is powet. We need to know how much mom knows.

We weedle the info out of roomie:

It seems ES dad's sisters cousin had a room next to us. She also happened to know roomie. when ES dad was looking for him he called around and talked to cousin. Cousin remembers seeing us with the boys. She asks roomie..roomie asks mom .. mom says oh they went skating. Next door cousin says nobody went skating.Elder dad thinks his son had girls in his room but room mate wont let him in. Could they be your girls? So mom rushes to the hotel.

Ok. I can work with this. See I have a super power.... I am. Goody Goody girl. I am responsible and have a trust worthy face.

I can spin the truth with a straight face. I am the disignated talker.

So mom gets back. I am ready. I take a deep breath and "confess".

My story: those sneaky boys told us we were going skating but changed their minds. Instead they

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Sticky situations

by Sammy Jenkis in

i was remembering today this situation that i let get out of hand because i was too damaged to let my co-workers and my boss know i was a jw when i was still inside.

it was hard to explain to people something so foreign and out of this world as being a witness and never before had the difficulty been as hard as when one of our co-workers birthdays came around.. i dreaded the moment because i'd played pretty cool and dodged any questions that might reveal my religious inclinations.. but:.

my boss came over to my desk and gave me this card to sign, she asked if i'd like to sign it.

Miss.Fit

So the cousins drive us to the bottom of the garage. We sneak out the back. We just want plausible deniability.

If we can beat her to our motel we c an deny...deny,.

We just have to get there. She didn't see us at the hotel. She has no proof we were even there. We still can make this work.it is dark now.we cant use main streets in case she drives by. So we duck behind peoples houses and cut through their yards. We are looking over our shoulders and dunking down every time we see headlights. Maybe we'll be lucky and get mugged or maybe run over. Better than facing mad mom. I don't remember how far our motel was. It seemed to take forever.

We finally got to our motel. Okay we can do this. We are afraid to go to our room. We are sharing with snother JW sister. We don't want witnesses we want plausible deniability. We decide to go to the pool. We'll say we left late from skating and have been at the pool the whole time. We'll say we fell asleep on the lounges. ... yeah that could work.

So we tip toe into the pool area and get ready to sink into the lounge chair with a sigh of relief.......

Then out of the darknesss we hear: don t you girls move amuscle

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Sticky situations

by Sammy Jenkis in

i was remembering today this situation that i let get out of hand because i was too damaged to let my co-workers and my boss know i was a jw when i was still inside.

it was hard to explain to people something so foreign and out of this world as being a witness and never before had the difficulty been as hard as when one of our co-workers birthdays came around.. i dreaded the moment because i'd played pretty cool and dodged any questions that might reveal my religious inclinations.. but:.

my boss came over to my desk and gave me this card to sign, she asked if i'd like to sign it.

Miss.Fit

I was afraid I was boring you.

Okay....BA brother goes down to check if the coast is clear. ES is all relieved . I just want to smack him. I am so ready to leave. Big bro comes in and looks at us with wide eyes....

He says: The cousins said they saw this lady drive up to the hotel looking really mad. She's short and round.

Sis and I look at each other in horror. We were so worried about ES dad we forgot about the real threat.

That's our mom we whisper. OMG how the heck did she know where we were . No way am I going back under that bed. ES can fend for himself. The cousins say she is coming up now.They tell us they are parked on the roof parking lot. Meet them there and they will give us a ride down . But they cant leave the hotel (Cant remember why not). So sis and I race up the

stairs to the roof parking lot. We jumped into the cousins car and ducked in the back seat. We figured even if mom was on the first floor she wouldnt see us.

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I

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Sticky situations

by Sammy Jenkis in

i was remembering today this situation that i let get out of hand because i was too damaged to let my co-workers and my boss know i was a jw when i was still inside.

it was hard to explain to people something so foreign and out of this world as being a witness and never before had the difficulty been as hard as when one of our co-workers birthdays came around.. i dreaded the moment because i'd played pretty cool and dodged any questions that might reveal my religious inclinations.. but:.

my boss came over to my desk and gave me this card to sign, she asked if i'd like to sign it.

Miss.Fit

So. Sis and I are under the bed holding our breath. There was no room. Our face was right next to the bottom of the mattress. I m praying that no one sits on the bed.

Im watching this guys shoes. Stomp stomp...shower curtain shoved open (told you so). Stomp .....stomp stomp... closet door ol ening......stomp stomp..... (holding my breath.... please dont look under the bed.......please don't look under the bed......he stops T the first bed closest to the door. I see his feet moving around the bed I see him peek under b ed 1....Im trying to think logical reasons to be under his sons bed. Maybe if im lucky I'll smoother myself on this mattress that is pressing in my face.

I see his feet go around our bed. I hear the window curtains open.

I hear dad say where are they? Iknow you have girls in here.

Im looking at my sis. WTH he never looked under our bed!! He must have figured that it was impossible for anyone to fit under there.

He stomps out.

Sis and I think we are free and clear.