I''ll go back for one of four things:
1: The Funeral service of some relative (if held in the hall)
2: The Funeral service of some friend inside who still talks to me (if held in the hall)
3: My kid's wedding, if one of them decides at some point to be a witnes and get married. (God forbid!)
4: If I get really wealthy and buy an old kinddumb hall to gut out and turn into a night club.