I knew some folks from Australia back when we were in Japan, and also from 'way back while I was in college. We even hosted some girls from Australia for a few nights while I was in high school. Boy, was I glad to have already studied "Strine" from a book I had run across earlier! As a result, I was able to understand them more than most people could. Now, after this simple lesson, Americans too might be able to go watch "Crocodile Dundee" and finally understand all the jokes you missed...
"Let Stalk Strine!"
Air Fridge: A mean sum, or quantity; also, ordinary, not extreme. As in, The air fridge person; the air fridge man in the street.
Baked Necks: A popular breakfast dish. Others include emma necks; scremblex; and fright shops.
Cheque Etcher: Did you obtain. As in, "Where cheque etcher hat?" or "Where cheque etcher dim pull, son? Where cheque etcher big blue wise?"
Doan Lemmyaf: I do not want to have. As in: "Arn jew kids in bare jet? Emeny times die affter tellyer. Now doan lemmyaf to speak dear Ken."
Egg Jelly: In fact; really. As in, "Well, there's nothing egg jelly the matter with her. It's jess psycholigical."
Flares: Blooms, blossoms; e.g., corn flares, wile flares, etc., as in, (Q). "Wet cheque etta flares?" (A) "Glaria sarnthay. I gom airtat Sairf Nils."
Garbler Mince: Within the next half hour. Also Greetings. As in, " I'll be with you in a garbler mince," or "With the garbler mince of the Gem of Directors."
Harps: Thirty minutes past the hour. As: Harps two; harps four; harps tait; etc. Related words are: Fipes; temps; corpse. As: Fipes one; temps two; corpse four.
Jess Tefter; Lefter. It is necessary to. As in, "She'll jess tefter get chews twit," or "You lefter filner form."
Letty Mare Fit: Let him have it. As in, "Letty mare fit tiffy wonsit. Zarf trawly zonier kid."
Mare chick: Effects produced by the assistance of supernatural powers. As: Black mare chick; mare chick momence; "Laugh, your mare chick spell is airfree ware."
Numb Butter; Jessa (synonyms): Only. As in: "They're numb butter buncher drongoes," or "He's jessa no-hoper."
Orpheus Rocker: Psychopathic; neurotic; psychotic; slow; quick; eccentric; absentminded; unstable; imaginative; introspective; creative; or in any way different.
Retrine: Making an effort. As in, "How to speak Strine without retrine."
Sex: Large cloth bags used as containers for such things as potatoes, cement, etc. As in: sex of manure, corn sex, etc.
Uppendan: To and fro; backward and forward. As in, "She walked uppendan Flinner Street farairs an then she finey got a cabbome to Cannerbry."
Would Never: Do not have. As in, "You would never light woodgermite?" or "Ar would never glue."
Zarf Trawl: Because, after all. As in, "Zarf trawl Leica nony doomy Bess," or "Zarf trawl wee rony flesh and blood wennit Saul boiled down."
(Mr. Afferbeck Lauder takes all the credit for this!)
What is the lesson after "B"?
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