Posts by Zoos

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"the Walking Dead" special tract campaign in August!

by stuckinarut2 in

i obviously have an active imagination.... i can just see the parallels between "the walking dead" and the masses of witnesses hyped up during the august campaign!.

big crowds of slow walking witnesses with no logical brain function, moving en-mass towards non-witnesses....with only one combined thought "must leave tract".....as they mumble to each other......dragging feet......like zombies..... when one person in the community accepts a tract, they are then the target of every witness who smells their 'interest' and is swamped with more and more visits...big crowds pile on top of them, stripping away at their very individuality and being....until they become one of them!.

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Zoos

The screaming in horror and ultimate blood loss will be about the same.

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Watchtower Memorial Day makes local UK newspaper

by TableForOne in

a tragic, but honest, story.

well written, in my opinion.. i'd like to see how the local jw's would handle this being mentioned to them this saturday morning in the ministry.. it's just a shame it's only a local newspaper, not a national.. www.bucksherald.co.uk/news/more-news/former-jehovah-s-witness-leaves-memorial-to-family-who-shunned-her-1-6206648.

tf1.

Zoos

Hopefully The Bucks Herald is a much read newspaper.

Too bad we can't read what the sign said. The local Witnesses will only see her as someone who was too lazy to carry the responsibility of earning her way into paradise.

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An Unexpected 2 Hour Anti-Leads to an Unexpected Return Visit

by truth_b_known in

i just spent 30 minutes writing this story and lost it all before i hit submit.

i'll try to be brief.. last night a former co-worker of my wife's called saying he was on his way to the house to drop off a job he would like her to do.

we haven't seen him in over 8 years.

Zoos

And THAT, folks, is how it's done.

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The JW.ORG craziness has begun....

by cultBgone in

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i guess it was bound to happen..... just saw a facebook post where the user updated their profile picture to be the blue square jw.org logo.. .

don't know whether to laugh or cry.

worship the borg, you people!!!

Zoos

I had lunch with the only JW I'm still in contact with (covertly) and she made the comment yesterday, "We don't preach the good news of the kingdom anymore. We promote a website."

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Noticed my old KH is using a lawn care service

by Zoos in

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when i was still attending i almost single handedly took care of the outside grounds.

i actually enjoyed it - gardening being a hobby.

but i turned in the keys to the shed about three months before i made my official exit.. .

Zoos

I have no doubt after 5 years the composition of that congregation may have changed slightly, but not enough that there are no qualified brothers to take a mower out for a walk. This is not a city environment. We ain't no sissy city slickers. We's rednecks... with trucks... and lawn mowers and trailers. You can't tell me there ain't no gooder opshuns than bringing in worldly people.

Fade to Black: perhaps one of the elders owns a lawn service business.

For a second I thought maybe... but I recognized the name of that landscape company and I've met the guy who owns it. Big 'ole nasty redneck with a big 'ole nasty white belly. And he has facial hair.

And he spits!

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Noticed my old KH is using a lawn care service

by Zoos in

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friends

when i was still attending i almost single handedly took care of the outside grounds.

i actually enjoyed it - gardening being a hobby.

but i turned in the keys to the shed about three months before i made my official exit.. .

Zoos

When I was still attending I almost single handedly took care of the outside grounds. I actually enjoyed it - gardening being a hobby. But I turned in the keys to the shed about three months before I made my official exit.

Since then I noticed various brothers and sisters taking care of the place. Every year they would have a big spring cleaning right before memorial. Yesterday I passed by the hall and noticed a local landscape company truck in the driveway and some guy with a beard (*gasp*) mowing the lawn. Now we all know bearded men will not inherit God's kingdom so it begs the question what kind of situation exists where a hall with three congregations of 90+ publishers each cannot come up with one person to cut the grass. Even if their mower is broken for the time being, I even used my personal mower a couple of times in a situation like that.

But to bring in worldly people... dead people walking - to cut the grass? What gives?

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NOT on JW.ORG : Jehovah's Witness murders sister ?

by Balaamsass2 in

man kills sister over plot of land published on july 18, 2014 by pmnews 17 comments.

sulaimon mojeed-sanni.

a member of the eiye confraternity and jehovahs witness, adeola omotayo, 28, has killed his sister, omotayo rukayat adedapo, 30, after a minor disagreement over a plot of land.. the incident happened at rukayats residence, 22, pasoku street, aga area of ikorodu, lagos, southwest nigeria.. preliminary investigation revealed that rukayat was murdered in her room by her brother, who sells building materials at sawmill in itamaga, on monday at about 6 p.m., after they had an argument over the ownership of the piece of land.. p.m.news gathered that the night before the murder (sunday), adeola and his wife had visited rukayat and eaten in her house.. friends of the deceased said adeola only visited to know where his sister stays since they had not been talking to each other in the last two years.. late omotayo rukayat adedapo.