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  Smelly WATCHTOWERS

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in 1967 i had the misfortune of being born with a watchtower stuck in my ass.

  it took 45 years for me to realize, "hey!

  there's a watchtower stuck in my ass!

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  Zoos

  Village Idiot: I was 14 when I joined so it made a major impact on my life.

  I was 14 when I got baptized. I was so emotional over the omni-importance of that event that I wept on my way out of the men's locker room. I think my ex-mother still clings to a picture of me crying as I walked down the lower-level hallway of the MetraPark arena in Billings, Montana... so taken was I by the contract I just sealed with JEHOVAH.

  "It made a major impact on my life."

  I had hoped my baptism would prevent me from masturbating any more. Four days later I KNEW I would die at Armageddon!
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  Smelly WATCHTOWERS

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in 1967 i had the misfortune of being born with a watchtower stuck in my ass.

  it took 45 years for me to realize, "hey!

  there's a watchtower stuck in my ass!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  stan livedeath: youre not supposed to wipe your bum on a watchtower magazine !!

  A paper cut is a paper cut, Stan.
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  Smelly WATCHTOWERS

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in 1967 i had the misfortune of being born with a watchtower stuck in my ass.

  it took 45 years for me to realize, "hey!

  there's a watchtower stuck in my ass!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  Zoos

  Village Idiot: Part of it may have been the fact that I wasn't born in...

  I wonder if there are more EX-JW's who came in afterbirth... or born-ins.
  
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  Smelly WATCHTOWERS

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in 1967 i had the misfortune of being born with a watchtower stuck in my ass.

  it took 45 years for me to realize, "hey!

  there's a watchtower stuck in my ass!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  Zoos

  Crazyguy: Unfortunately it took me 45 years too!

  Curious how you're getting along now. ME? I'm doing okay. It was a rough 5 years... lots of anger. But I'm settling into a nice life now...... mostly.
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  Smelly WATCHTOWERS

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in 1967 i had the misfortune of being born with a watchtower stuck in my ass.

  it took 45 years for me to realize, "hey!

  there's a watchtower stuck in my ass!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  Zoos

  Diogenesister: Difference was, you was born with it, I had it rammed up mine about 7 - don't know what's worse!

  Zero to 7... don't know that it makes a difference. Child abuse is child abuse.
  
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  Smelly WATCHTOWERS

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in 1967 i had the misfortune of being born with a watchtower stuck in my ass.

  it took 45 years for me to realize, "hey!

  there's a watchtower stuck in my ass!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  Zoos

  Integrity mixed with some honest critical thinking.
  

  The rest of us owe you folks a buttload of gratitude.
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  Smelly WATCHTOWERS

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in 1967 i had the misfortune of being born with a watchtower stuck in my ass.

  it took 45 years for me to realize, "hey!

  there's a watchtower stuck in my ass!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  GrreatTeacher6 minutes ago: My goal is to get my student loans paid off before retirement.

  Damn! That's messed up. LOL
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  Smelly WATCHTOWERS

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in 1967 i had the misfortune of being born with a watchtower stuck in my ass.

  it took 45 years for me to realize, "hey!

  there's a watchtower stuck in my ass!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  Zoos

  GrreatTeacher33 minutes ago
  I was 19. At least I've had time to get my life back.

  I envy you. I feel like I got my life back but I'm also not blind to the robbery of so much.
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  Smelly WATCHTOWERS

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in 1967 i had the misfortune of being born with a watchtower stuck in my ass.

  it took 45 years for me to realize, "hey!

  there's a watchtower stuck in my ass!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  Zoos

  Finkelstein: I left before the information that's available on the inter-net which clearly exposes this religious publishing house

  
  

  I have often wondered how you seasoned apostates did it without the wealth of information I had at my disposal in 2011.
  
  
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  Smelly WATCHTOWERS

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  in 1967 i had the misfortune of being born with a watchtower stuck in my ass.

  it took 45 years for me to realize, "hey!

  there's a watchtower stuck in my ass!

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
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  Zoos

  In 1967 I had the misfortune of being born with a WATCHTOWER stuck in my ass. It took 45 years for me to realize, "HEY! There's a WATCHTOWER stuck in my ass!" When I finally yanked it out it was.... well, messy.

  
  

  How long did it take you?