Can someone pass the soapbox please? I need the extra elevation to wipe my arse on the OP.
LucidChimp
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this site sucks! its just a buncha athiest on soap boxes.
by crossquestions6995 inthis site is not a healthy forum for discussion or healing.
its an arena for jaded athiests to bash anything christian or god related.
yes, i know the jw's lied to us about god and the truth.
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English Ice cream cream company takes the p*ss out of Christianity
by fulltimestudent inthe company's slogan is: .
ice cream is our religion.. in which case it appears to be a bloody good religion!.
here's some of their advertising.. this one cause a bit of a fuss.. .
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LucidChimp
Pregnant nun and gay priests?
Usually historical accuracy is forfeit in favour of marketability... I'm impressed at them sticking to the facts.
Just glad there're no choirboys involved.
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12 years of marriage gone to prostitute addiction
by His Excellency inhttp://www.recover-from-grief.com/12-years-of-marriage-gone-to-prostitute-addiction.html.
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LucidChimp
Stays for 12 years... Moans.
And not a single f*ck was given that day.
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Have you ever had a hallucination? What was it like?
by Nathan Natas ini have almost never had a visual hallucination and i was wondering what they're like.
how "real" do they seem?
is there any kind of a hint you get that tells you they are not real?
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LucidChimp
Oh, and I've taken drugs and have mental problems... Neither ever afforded me the hallucinations that my brain naturally creates, as does everyones, daily.
Ignorance is not bliss, it's ignorance.
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Have you ever had a hallucination? What was it like?
by Nathan Natas ini have almost never had a visual hallucination and i was wondering what they're like.
how "real" do they seem?
is there any kind of a hint you get that tells you they are not real?
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LucidChimp
I spent a few years trying to lucid dream on an almost daily basis - dealing with hypnagogia is a blast, in its own way it's as fun as actually having a lucid dream... Since you never know what your mind will throw at you to distract you from remaining "aware" or "mentally awake" or whatever you call it (it's actually difficult to explain without sounding like I'm spouting mumbojumbo new age meditation blab).
Anyway, I've been dragged from my bed by one foot, had my face forced into my pillow, heard my name called and screamed out (usually my mum's voice), seen spooky creatures and shadows looming over me and I've "rolled out" of my body a few times... None of it real of course. (Oh, and I nearly saw heaven, or god, or whatever shining down on my bed... But I woke up, typical.)
We all have it. At least once or twice nightly. We just usually don't remember, dream memory is funny stuff.
If I hadn't spent hours reading about it and wanting it before I experienced it, I think I would have handled it badly... After all, seems as real as this does now when it's happening.
(Who was that prophet who heard god call him a few times as he was falling asleep? Hypnagogic voices calling you are almost as common for me as feelling the sensation of falling or vibrating... a dream forming around that "voice of god" would naturally be one where god tells you something... Perhaps more impressive than my "voice of mum" but no less a fabrication of the subconscious)
The brain is a wonderful lump of meat.
*edited because I can't spell
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Blood sausage
by stillin inwhile visiting our neighbors across the pond, i visited a butcher store to rustle up something for supper.
that was the first time i had ever seen blood sausage.
we just never see it over here in the states.. when a witness leaves the organization over there, do they all eat blood sausage once again?
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LucidChimp
Those pics have me droolin'.
Must... not... lick... monitor screen.
Mmmmmm, electrical.
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LucidChimp
"Cover up that bald spot before the kids see it you idiot! We can't afford to lose any more to she-bears."
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I don´t fit in here, so goodbye and take everyone.
by Mr Fool inafter some reflections i have come to the decision to disfellowship myself from here, permanently.
many interesting argumentations sometimes, thank you adamah for many clever reflections.
criticizing in a bad manner of members and arrogant "i know better than you"-attitudes is a part of it.
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LucidChimp
Along with the burden of being subjected to the views of others comes the freedom to air your own. Freedom of opinion cuts both ways.
But you don't have to "fit in" to stay, it's not a kingdumb hall.
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god-of-the-gaps. Should we or shouldn't we fiil in the gaps with God?
by KateWild inscience imo does not have all the answers.
when i discover gaps in science, it's easy for me, as a temporary measure to fill in the gaps with god.
i do this until i have learnt something new.. what about you?
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LucidChimp
"Feeling the need to deploy foul language (break the rules) is really a feeble mind trying to express itself forcefully."
Sure, when Larkin wrote This Be The Verse he used the word "F*ck" because his feeble mind just couldn't find a better way to express itself... Guess he just didn't have a way with words, we can't all be poets I suppose.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_osQvkeNRM
(Off topic, I know. But it's a bugbear of mine)
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LucidChimp
Ooooh... Tie a yellow ribbon round the old goat tree